I WENT 2 THE BEACH ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE YESTERDAY....THE BEACH MAKES ME HELLA  RELAXED, WHICH  MAKES ME PASS OUT.......SO I PASSED OUT....HARDCORE....WHEN I CAME 2 I WAS SURROUNDED BY LIKE 6 LIFE GUARDS 2 WERE ON THOSE QUAD THINGS, ONE WAS IN A TRUCK, AND ALL OF THEM WERE YELLING MAM' MAM' R U OK

HALF ASLEEP DAZED/ CONFUSED, AND NOT 2 SURE IF THIS WAS SOME SORT OF KINKY DREAM, I SAID YEAH I'M FINE I WAS JUST TAKING A NAP.....

ONE OF THE LIFE GAURDS SAID WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DRUNK, OR UNCONSCIUONES, OR DEAD....YOU DIDN'T MOVE FOR LIKE 40 MIN

THERE WAS A HUGE CROWD OF ON LOOKERS AND I WAS REALLY EMBARRASED, SO I GOT UP PUT MY COVER UP ON AND STAGGERD HOME

I GUESS THE POEPLE NEXT 2 ME WERE CONSERNED BECAUSE I WAS SLEEPING FACE DOWN AND I DIDN'T MOVE NOT ONCE, BUT THE BEACH HAS THAT EFFECT ON ME. ONE TIME IN SANTA CRUZ I PASSED OUT DURING THE SUNSET, AND WHEN I CAME TO, I HAD A FADED TAN GOING FROM LIGHT 2 DARK FROM LEFT TO RIGHT ON MY BODY...

DAMN THAT WAS SOME GOOOOOOOD SLEEP!

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EVA EVA EVA

SO I WENT TO THE STANDARD FOR THEIR POOL PARTY...AND THEY WOULDN'T LET ME BRING IN MY CAMERA, SO  I LEFT CUZ I DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLE LEAVING IT IN THE CAR, OR CHECKING IT IN @ THE FRONT DESK CUZ IT BELONGS TO MY BOSS AND IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO IT....WELL U GET THE POINT.

SO I DECIDED TO LEAVE AND HIT UP THE SMELL TO SEE HOT TUB, BUT WHEN I WAS WAITING IN LINE TO LEAVE THE PARKING LOT SOME DUMB ASS BROKE ASS STUPID ASS TOOTHLESS BITCH REVERSED HER BIG ASS SUV ONTO THE TOP OF THE HOOD OF MY CAR( A TINY ASS HONDA CIVIC).....THE TIRES OF HER RANGE ROVER WERE LIFTED OFF THE GROUND AND SHE WAS LITERALLY ON TOP OF MY CAR. WHEN SHE GOT OUT SHE GOES. WHY DID U DO THAT.....DUDE IS SHE SERIOUS????? SHE WAS ON TOP OF MY CAR...LITERALLY.

THE WORST PART, SHE SAID IT WAS MY FAULT EVEN THOUGH I WAS AT A STOP BEHIND HER AND SHE REVERED HER BIG ASS CAR ON TOP OF MY CAR BECAUSE SHE WAS FRUSTRATED AT THE TIME THE CAR IN FRONT OF HER WAS TAKING TO LEAVE...WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!!! SHE WOULDN'T SAY SORRY AND SHE HAD THIS CONDESENDING GRIN ON HER FACE...I WANTED TO KILL HER, BUT NO WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. I GUESS THATS WHY SHE HAD NO TEETH.

THEN, WHEN I ASKED FOR HER INFO, SHE REFUSED TO GIVE IT TO ME...I HAD 2 CALL THE POLICE, WHO REFUSED TO COME OUT, BUT THEY MADE HER GIVE ME THE INFO. AND SHE WAS LIKE WHY R U SO UPSET...THIS MUST BE UR FAULT CUZ UR SO UPSET...U KNOW UR WORNG. MAYBE I'M SO UPSET CUZ U WONT APOLOGIZE...U TOOTHLESS BITCH!

I HOPE THE REST OF HER TEETH FALL OUT. FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!

DOUBLE WORST PART, SOME LAME ASS DUDE WAS TRYING TO HIT ON ME WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE W/ MY INSURANCE...AS TEARS WERE FALLING FROM MY EYES, AND HE WAS REALLY REALLY AGRESSIVE....SO NOW I'VE OFICALLY DECIDED TO BECOME A LESBIAN OR A NUN I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE JUST YET, BUT SOME PEOPLE SUCK. IF YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG, ADMIT IT...GOD!

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HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH

NEED ADVICE? ASK A BLACK GIRL.....ASK ME ANYTHING.....OR ASK A CRAZIE.....I'LL DIVE DEEP INTO SKID ROW TO FIND THE BEST CRAZIES IN HOLLYWOOD/LA TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION...NO JOKE........

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HEY EVERYONE. I WANNA TAKE YOUR PICTURE FOR A COUPLE OF ONGOING PROJECTS I WANNA DO. THE FIRST IS CALLED "UP IN SOMKE" SO IF YOUR A POTHEAD...HIT ME UP. YOUR FACE WON'T WON'T REALLY BE SHOWN....WELL UNLESS YOU DON'T MIND, THE SECOND ONE IS CALLED "PIECES OF ME" NOT IN AN ASHLEE SIMPSON TYPE OF DEAL, MORE IN A I WANNA TAKE POLARIODS OF BODY PARTS, AND MAKE THEM INTO ONE PERSON. HIT ME UP IF YOUR INTERRESTED, AND YOUR IN THE SOCAL AREA, OR HOLLA IF YOU SEE ME AROUND

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