Redlight Studios Professional Rehearsal Space 708-485-0010....
Finally the relief you've been looking for....
Rehearse Here for relief from: over priced practice space, forced room sharing, limited access, parking problems, limited access to transportation, restricted play time, uncool jam spots, bitching neighbors, cops knockin' on your door, erectile dysfunction, restless leg syndrome, psoriasis, halitosis, shyness, agoraphobia, excessive weight gain or loss, varicose veins, arthritis, menstrual cramping, chronic fatigue and Male pattern baldness!....
........Warning: Consult with a psychiatric specialist before playing in a Rock N' Roll Band. Prolonged exposure to Rock N' Roll may cause serious side effects such as long nights without sleep, little pay, Bloated or Low self esteem, broken relationships, deviant behavior, frequent stays in rehab, loss of hearing, loss of memory, Liver damage, sexually transmitted diseases & homicide.....
Mixing Rock N' Roll with alcohol or other substances can have severe effects on your ability to interact with society!....
Do Not operate Heavy Machinery or Drive while playing Rock N' Roll until you are aware of its effects on You!....
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........Once you are aware of the effects Rock N' Roll has on You... Rehearse Here!....
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708-485-0010....
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use only as directed: never exceed the recommended doses of Rock N Roll .. Not recommended for children (under 12) or adults who are overly sensitive.....