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Last Updated: 12/24/2009

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Status: Single
City: Biloxi
State: Mississippi
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/3/2008

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Monday, December 21, 2009 
7:01 PM 
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 

Current mood:  crunk



........................Yo peeps. Me and Bazooka gonna be throwing down at Roseybaby's in Starkville on Saturday, October 24th with We're Into Survival. 10pm. $5.

Be there.
2:25 AM 
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Saturday, June 27, 2009 

Current mood:  crunk
Wuddup ya'll. My record is officially available online from cdbaby.com in both digital and physical formats. Have the cd sent to you, download the mp3's, it's your choice.

Please visit http://cdbaby.com/cd/jerky to purchase, or simply click the links below.

JERKY: Shits n Giggles



JERKY: Shits n Giggles

5:09 PM 
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009 

Hosted By:
Jerky

When:
Friday, May 01, 2009

Where:
Government Street Grocery
Downtown
Ocean Springs
39564

Description:
Come get Crunk with Jerky and Eraser Eyes, Friday, May 1st at the Government Street Grocery in Ocean Springs. 10pm. $5. Special Guest Appearances by Deuce Army, Bazooka Juice, and Queen Quisha. Spread the word

Click Here To View Event
2:47 AM 
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Friday, August 29, 2008 

Current mood:crizzuuuuuunk
Wuddup bitch ass wankstas? Dis ya boy Jerky givin' ya'll an extra special look into da private world of da best rappa on da muh'fuckin' planet. Bitch sent me dis letta 'n' I thunk to myself, I thunk, "Jerky, ya gotta share dis shit witcho fans, ya heard? Let 'em see da real Jerky."

Here's da letta:

Jerky,

I'm obsessive compulsive and one of my "things" is I have to use good spelling, grammar, and punctuation. When I see others misspell words or use bad grammar, it really bothers me. And you use the worst form of English I have ever seen. It also bothers me when people move things that are mine. Even if it's just a foot away from where I put it. I don't like it when other people do the dishes. I imagine all the little germs they leave behind. So I always volunteer to do dishes wherever I am. There's lots of other things, too. It's silly.
You hide under that bandanna. What for?

Love,
xxxxxxxxx (name changed ta protect dis dumb bitch's ass from ya'll's foots, ya heard?)

N here go my reply yo.

a'ight, first off, i don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuck, ya heard? i think you may'uh missed da point here. see, i gets crunk. i'm unfuckwithable. how ya like dat fo' gramma? un-fuck-with-able. sound it out. dat's it. good girl.

now, far as dees dishes 'n' shit go, i don't even know what da fuck you're talkin' bout. what da fuck dishes got ta do wif me? bitch, i'm a gangsta. i ain't even got no dishes. i eat shit off da flo, ya feel me? i ain't even GOT forks. dat's why ya got hands, ya heard?

what you worried about me hidin' unda my rag fo'? you wanna see what yo prim and proppa ass gun be suckin' on lata? i hide unda dis bandana cuz i got 'bout 73 warrants out on my ass. but my dick's fair game, ya heard?

p.s. i snuck in yo crib, licked all yo plates, n put your tampons in da closet.

Jerky

If you'd like ta see yo' fanmail posted in da next edition of Jerky mail, hit me up on da 'space, ya'll, ya heard?

3:25 AM 
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Saturday, June 28, 2008 

Current mood:Crizzunk
WUDDUP WANKSTAS,

I'm proud to announce dat I've officially joined the Bound By Blood family. My debut full length, "Unfuckwithable," will be droppin' dis fall, and it's gonna make ya wanna slap ya grams right on da ass. Shit's hot. Brace yo self.

Check out da udder artists on da label here:

Jordan Jay

O'Really

Amour

Dare's also a brand new song on my profile called "Get on Your Knees."  It was produced by Jordan Jay, and features myself and Amour, as well as CedLyfe. So peep dat shit.

Also, check out da Bound By Blood webpage.

And as always, spread da word.

- Jerky
5:13 PM 
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