The Civilians would like to voice their distress and utter disappointment at the discovery of the increase in inflation rates in conjunction with the price of Champ bars.

an avid fan of the 20cent Champ bars (formerly the 12p Champ bars) the Civilians have been traumatised to discover that the 20cent Champ bar is no more...having been overcome by the 25cent Champ bar.

Complete chaos has arisen in the Civilians camp....our daily intake of 5 Champ bars (valuing at 1euro) has had to be reduced to 4 Champ bars a day. This has caused utter confusion concerning division of the aforementioned bars.

any suggestions greatly appreciated.

we declare that michelle, of Civilians fame, has been diagnosed with a non-fatal disease. Much to the distress of her family it was discovered that Michelle is allergic to lemons.

During this tender time we would appreciate your discretion. Please refrain from any comments related to lemons (bitter or otherwise), lemon juice and citrus fruits of any kind.

please do not let this hinder your enjoyment of Civilian music....all we ask is your consideration during this fragile time.


thank you.