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From an early age it was clear that Sean was going to be a star. He got his start at the age of four by entertaining crowds at the annual rodeo in Oakdale CA. The crowd at first did not know what to think of a little boy in a shiny cowboy outfit singing "the Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow" while tap dancing and doing rope tricks but by mid song he had the whole place stomping their feet and singing along. He was headed for the top...but it turned out to be a bumpy road.

Sean got second place in several beauty pageants then lost on Star Search to the all male salsa trio the Dancing Juans. By the Age six Sean had turned to life on the street. He picked pockets, cleaned chimneys and danced on the side of the road for peanuts. A Hollywood producer on the way back from a skiing trip took one look at Sean and Knew he could make him the most powerful performer in the world. Under his Guidance Sean Moved to Modesto, Ca and began his transformation from a caterpillar into the most beautiful butterfly in Stanislaus County.

The next 10 or so years were a blizzard of singing lessons, dancing lessons, piano lessons, manners lessons, how to be a successful businessman lessons, and how not to cry lessons. He also underwent seven very painful plastic surgeries, a haircut and a near fatal colonic. After years of training Sean was ready to take the world by storm. He was to move to Hollywood to star in The Sean Duncan Funtime Sandwich Jubilee Variety Show along with cast members Rip Taylor, Ted Knight, Betty White and that guy from the Police Academy movies that makes all the funny noises. The show was about an oddball family made up of a flamboyant crying guy, a grumpy old guy, an old lady and a guy who makes funny noises. These were all the ingredients necessary in a recipe for success. However Sean had plans of his own.

He decided to stay in modesto and play keyboards for Fiver while also recording and performing in The Stabone and Demar Rock Group. After awhile Sean parted ways with Fiver and Stabone and Demar. He moved back to Oakdale to return to his roots. He formed Duncan Booth. To get a clear idea of what Duncan Booth sounds like you need to close your eyes and imagine the most beautiful music you’ve ever heard. Now multiply that by ten. That is the sound of Duncan Booth. Through all his years of performing, touring and heroism, Sean still best known as the guy who fell offstage wearing a beer helmet at Spaceland and broke his nose when Pine Martin was playing.
"THE END"

Woke up at billy & Leighs house about 7:00am and cleaned our bodies. Souther shot out of cannon out of his clothes. The cat told souther where her food was and souther made that cat a fancy feast.(LMAO!!!!?)I walk down to the local soda hole and purchased a Diet Rock Star and a Diet Pepsi. In Oregon they have $10 Dollar Scratchers but that was to rich for my blood so i just got two $5.00 ones and lost. When i got back to the house Billy and Leigh had made us a fancy feast of Bacon, Home Fries, and Cheesy eggs. it was toats scarfable. we got on the road about 10:00am for portland and as we tried to leave Chubbs (the Dog) thought he was going with us and jumped in the back seat. It was adorable. We all had a chuckle.

Today Souther drove up. we drove short time. I made the mix on the mp3 player from elton john's tiny dancer to Jay Z's Girls, Girls, Girls. Are plans were to meet Charlie for lunch at noon. When we got portland we kind of got lost but made our way back to charlie's place. I filmed Souther parking the car. I don't think i can every have another experience quite like it. He pulled up to the curb and then backed up. I was toats impressed. Our Tummy's were a grumblin' and Charlie suggested ThaI food but i was not dressed for the occasion so we went to greek instead. Nice liitle place where they give you a giant pizza like pita bread thingy that looked like it was shot out of cannon. We ate it. it tasted like food.

After Leaving our lunch Souther and I went to starbucks to gets on the interweb to do a little business. while we were there a question was answered that souther and i have pondered about for most of our lives. when the answer was finally showed to us a sense of stability and contentment rested upon our souls and auras as well as our head, the shirts we were wearing, our feet and our left nostril and our femurs and the 456th hair strand on the left side of our scalp. STARBUCKS HAS PIZZA!!!!!!!!! We were there for about three hours and then made our way to Bwana"s house for his surprise birthday party.

We were the first ones there since we showed up an hour early and Marnie put us to work. Souther took the beards off the clams while i lit candles. Souther did a lot more than me so i shouldn't get any respect for lighting candles. I mean really. I lit like 7 candles and i think one went out as the night went one. Souther also cleaned shrimps. People showed and the surprise went off well. We had a delicious dinner that Marnie had prepared and then there was this giant, massive pie that was AMAZING. I could of ate-ed the whole thing cause was good. I like pie Pie make me happy in belly. It make warm feeling all over body. I Like.
After dinner our nice friend Alicia put us on the guest list to the show at the Doug fur. Some great bands were playing and Souther and I talk a lot about the girls name Jennifer and the Fabulous song Caribbean Queen by Billy Ocean. The night grew late like when something that grows, grows late. Like a late bloomer. the night was a late bloomer so went back and crashed out for the evening.

Yours Truly,

Kid Mud(lettering) & Souther(Editing)

Souther woke me up by yelling wakey wakey @ 6:28AM to get on the road. We stopped for gas and drove. we drove long time. Big Road. Head Up. We did not travel by cannon but by my car. which is not a cannon. About 2 1/2 hours into the trip all hell broke loose!!!!!!??!!! We got hungry. so we ate food. We ate at denny's. the waitress did not look souther in the eyes when she gave him toast!!!!!!!!!!! I mad bout it. Souther smoked a cigar. i think he happy.

We got back on road. Head Up More. There is a gas station close to Mt. Shasta called esso station. In the bathroom is a lady in a bathtub next to the toilet. Back in the golden olden days (ha ha ha ha LMAO!!!!?) there was a sensor that made her scream if you got to close to her. This day. NO SUCH JOY!!!!!!!!!! IT BROKEN. Souther bought 4 combs and a bag of jerky and I purchased a $3 Juice. It was good. tasted like food.

We now drive car long long time. Head more up. Me, Kid Mud, wrote 50 text messages while driving on freeway uphill, in snow, big road, both ways, i talent-ED. Then drove past talent. Small town. Sad!!!!!!!!!!! The Fog hovered close to the mountain summit while the trees gathered like innocent children at its feet. Got gas in Yreka and listened to the new M.I.A. album. We think she might have written her very popular new hit single Boyz after being at a baseball game. the lyrics for the chorus are. "Howmanyhowmanyhowmanyhowmany BOY ZZAA" So our thoughts are heybattaheybattaheybattaheybatta SWIN GGAA. And we are 100% sure that this is how it happened.

We crossed the border into Oregon. got hungry. ME WANT FOOD. SOUTHER WANT FOOD. I ate a poopyseed muffin and powerbar. souther at burger king.

We showed up to Billy's house about 5ish and went into to his humble home. There was pasta and cheese bread waiting for us which was awesome. hung out then went out. Walk past suit of armor and machine gun shop then we went to the Axe & fiddle in Cottage grove which is a nice little place that has bands, a ping pong table, Beer in mason jars, red lights, and diet pepsi. Billy's friend Donnie was playing. Sometime he play nice=) sometime he play angry=0 since we would have to pay a cover to stay for the next band we decided the best move would to be to make music ourselves at the local Karaoke bar.

The Village Green is an RV Park that has a lounge inside the main area. There was a fire rollin' in the fire place and karaoke had not started yet. Everyone got drinks and settled in for the ride of our lives. The Hostess started the show off with her own rendition of a song that she renditioned. She pretty Fun Bags. After her a distinguished gentleman whose name i cannot disclose so we will just call him Rick sang his little heart out. And i mean it. he sang hard. and i mean it. Let me give you a list of songs we heard from these oh so elegant people.

1. I love this bar by.....TBA
2. We were only freshman by......TBA
3. The Matchbox 20 by.....TBA
4. One of the Stone Temple pilates songs by.....TBA

Everyone of us did songs and as the night went on and more drinks were purchased............Souther had sex with the montior.

Then went bed

Thank You so much for reading Day 1 of our road trip. Check out pictures in the album titled. "Portland Road Trip

Yours Truly,

Kid Mud (lettering) and Souther (Editing)

1. Joey Crown
2. 1095
3. Union Made
4. Federate
5. Silent Twins
6. Press it Out
7. Limit One Per Visit
8. Minus Tempera
9. Flatten As You Go Up
10.Cloak the Sight