1. Private profiles... had to include this first. I love poking into people's personal lives, it's unfair for me.

2. Camwhores.

3. Camwhores who post a million photos of themselves with often a 5% change from one photo to the next.

4. Camwhores with mirror shots.

5. Camwhores who can't use simple editing software and think that a filter makes their photo look amazing.

6. Bad photographers who post shit photos of themselves with poor contrast and low resolution/blurriness.

7. Profiles with crap layouts that they got from amateur layout sites like pimpmyprofile.

8. Users who have an overdosage of graphics on their profile, especially glitters.

9. Profiles with horizontal sidebars, quite often because of the above reason.

10. Users who have absolutely no knowledge of basic HTML, and therefore all their pictures link back to photobucket, etc. because they have no knowledge of image tags. They just copypaste the code.

11. Users who steal pictures from sites like deviantART to put on their profiles.

12. Profiles with so many graphics and painful colors that you can't even read anything.

13. Users with incredibly poor grammar skills and make failed attempts at spelling normally.

14. People who do not know the difference between "your" and "you're", "there" and "they're", etc. Making mistakes like this (like "YOUR AWESOME LOLOL") makes you sound like a first grader.

15. Users who like to continually brag about how they are out of love/single/heartbroken, etc. Nobody cares, get over it.

16. Users who like to glorify their significant other so much to the point where their profile is basically dedicated to them. Yeah, you're in love, okay. We care about your obvious obsession almost as much as the above.

16.5. Jesus Christ, when I was still with my ex, he was number FOUR on my top.

17. Users with tons and tons of Youtube videos on their profiles, very rarely do people care to watch all of them, or any of them for that matter.

18. Utterly unattractive profile layouts. Yeah, layouts again, but this goes without saying, usually including poorly constructed tables and horrible fonts.

19. People who use a stolen image/a random image from Google/someone that isn't even them as their default, or if their entire gallery is full of this crap. You can do better than that, even if you can't put your own photo on your profile. Make your own images.

20. People with more than one "NEW PICS" album. I can't even tell what is new anymore.

21. Snogging pictures. Nobody likes to see that shit, except for the sexually frustrated.

22. Photos that are uncropped and have too much background crap in them.

23. Photos that show that... that extended arm. That makes it way too obvious that you simply can't tale a good photo of yourself if you tried. Unless it was intentional, then that only decreases your failure by not much.

24. Photos that show more than obvious parts of your house/room in them. Unless it actually looks good/is intentional, which isn't that common among Myspace users.

25. Photos with apparent ass/boobs/etc. Only horny 40-year-old "men" care about how desperate you are. This is especially bad when you're within the age range of 12 (or younger) to probably about 16 or 17.

26. Since I'm going into the photo thing yet again... photos with the camera IN THE SHOT, we know you took it in a mirror now, nice work.

26.5. I happen to have one of those, but it was more of an artsy shot than a ZOMG MYSPACEEE shot. So stfu, it was intentional.

27. Overly contrasty shots, unless there's a purpose for it. You're not fooling anyone if you're trying to be cool.

28. Reeeeally really dark photos. Once again, you're not fooling anyone if you're trying to be cool.

29. Albums where every single photo is of you and your significant other. This proves that other than said significant other, you have no life.

30. When your default... and quite possibly the rest of your photos are just anime screencaps or any other form of generic anime image.

31. Profiles that are absolutely full of Quizilla quiz result codes.

32. Profiles that are crowded with photos of you and your friends, especially when most of them are of you guys having a couple of beers. And I'm talking somewhere in the 20-30+ range in terms of how many photos you have on your page.

33. Profiles with more than one music player. That's EXTREMELY aggravating, get rid of at lease one, please.

34. Photos of yourself (again, sorry haha) smoking. Especially when you're under 18. Alright, you can get your hands on smokes [somehow], you don't need to glorify that and the fact that you're going to give yourself cancer. Jesus.

35. Users who overdo simplicity. Meaning no layout, hardly any graphics if any, boring song (or no song), boring photo of yourself. This is, well, boring, especially if you use Myspace quite often. It doesn't make you seem intimidating or cool or anything.

36. Users with surveys posted on their profiles. That stuff is meant for bulletins. Let people get to know you more AFTER you accept/add them, give the general public a break.

37. Emo users. Big stereotype there. Not only are they heartbroken but they have severe problems with their lives [lie], and they wallow in their sorrow [lie] all the time. And they have too much lame makeup. It's worse when they actually label THEMSELVES as "goth" or "emo".

38. Users who glorify their religion such as being athiest or satanic.

39. Users obsessed with a certain band so much that their entire profile is basically dedicated to them.

40. Users who fit in the same category as the above, only it's about a show/book/movie/anime/video game. Basically any sort of obsession.

41. The apparent stoner users whose profiles are crowded with images of pot leaves and vodka bottles.

42. Addwhores, especially when they have labels such as [2.3k] next to their display name if they don't own a page dedicated to layouts, etc. Nobody really cares how many friends you have, and this is even worse when you have a private page.

43. Headers with huge-ass images.

44. Again with pictures... but still. Users with photos with stupid captions. Especially when the font is crap and the colors are painstakingly, well, painful.

45. Profiles that say they are "deleted" when they still exist. You're not fooling anyone, delete your damn profile already, unless you're too stupid to know how.

46. People who use chat/1337-speak, or talk LiK3 d1sSsSssS!1!1!!!1 It's aggravating for anyone, and it takes a lot more time and effort to type like a retard.

47. Users who constantly post "COMMENT MY NEW PICS ZOMG"-related bulletins, especially when they keep doing so a few days afterwards when they're really not new anymore.

48. Users who constantly brag about how "hot"/"sexy" they are. Most of them are just desperate, and some of them are plain ugly. Their photos are all painfully crappy and also desperate-looking.

49. Scene users with crappy photos. Eh.

50. Douchebags who spam band pages with "ADD ME!!!!1!!1!!1" comments constantly.

51. Something else I noticed; douchebags who go over to popular pages like Tila Tequila's and pedal the same "ADD ME!!!!1!!1!!1" comments constantly, and their photos are all desperate ass/boob/half nude shots of themselves. So it's basically "ADD ME I'M HOT!!!!!1!11!!!1" and it gets annoying. I actually feel sorry for people like Tila.

52. Advertising robots who like advertising useless crap like free ringtones and gift cards. This doesn't mean account phishers, I mean fake profiles used to add a ton of people for advertisements. It's crap nobody ever cares about anyway.

53. Desperate shits addwhoring people saying how they are single on their profile and they're asking people via messages probing shit like "HEY LOL R U SINGLE???" and other miscellaneous pedo-esque things. It's really annoying and it's happened before. The block took works wonders for that sort of thing.

54. Again, bulletin whores... only the kind that post chain letters constantly and a lot of them are basically "YOUR PARENTS WILL DIE AND YOU WILL LOSE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, OH NOES". lol @ how people believe that bull.

54.5. Yeah, I know, I just posted something like that now but it was to annoy certain people because it applies to me. I'm SUCH a hypocrite, shoot me now!


Oooookay, I think I'm about done here. Thanks for reading.

She's got the time, says she's got time on her side
Running the rules, commanding the late boy's eyes
She runs around, knows all the streets by name
So mysterious, shadows meet James Dean
She's intoxicating, soon your favorite drink

Your black dress in disarray
Only dance floor prayers can save
Temperature's rise and I start to move
But it's you that's coursing through my veins

Says she's got hope, took shelter to the Hollywood list
Taking control, wanting my heart but I gave her my soul
She's like a Paige Davis with a Monroe Kiss
Disappeared today, left no trace, but someday I'll know your name

Your black dress in disarray
Only dance floor prayers can save
But it's you that's coursing through my veins

Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical
Now I'm dependant, swear I'm clinical
Addicted to those glances taking chances tonight
I need a fix in those heroin eyes
Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical
Now I'm dependant, no not cynical
Addicted to those glances taking chances tonight
I need a fix in those heroin eyes

She's no saint
She's no saint, but took shelter to your name
Try her boy, but she'll still do what you please
Do you believe in science? She's perfect chemistry
She bought in my love, but I gave her the rest of mine

Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical
Now I'm dependant, swear I'm clinical
Addicted to those glances taking chances tonight
I need a fix in those heroin eyes
Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical
Now I'm dependant, no not cynical
Addicted to those glances taking chances tonight
I need a fix in those heroin eyes

You'll adore me before the night is over
You'll adore me before the night is over

When London's calling, don't you dare pick up the phone
Only you entwined could make this orphan feel at home
Lips that need no introduction, now waiting for your call
If a picture's worth a thousand words, then your touch is worth them all

Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical
Now I'm dependant, swear I'm clinical
Addicted to those glances taking chances tonight
I need a fix in those heroin eyes
Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical
Now I'm dependant, no not cynical
Addicted to those glances taking chances tonight
I need a fix in those heroin eyes ♥

(in alphabetical order 'CAUSE I IS COOL LIKE THAT.) 

Ally
-Met her sometime in early elementary school; somewhere between grades 2 and 4.
-Didn't actually talk to her that much until like grade 6. D:
-Artistically AND musically pwns me. [viola ftw.] (ARTISTICALLY PWNS ME, I CAN'T FUGN DRAW ANIMALS. T___T;;)
-Gamerperson.
-Her cat fell in the toilet once.
-Is all supernice and is all happyhyper unexpectedly at random moments. lmao.
-WHENEVER I SIT ON THAT LEANY CHAIR AT HER HOUSE I END UP FALLING BACKWARD. D:

Ashley
-Met her in grade 3. We was in the same class. :F
-Her red hair used to be blonde until she OD'd on baby carrots.
-I laughed when her fish died.
-HTML-skilled. D: D: D: pwnage.
-One of the only people I can actually carry out a conversation with about completely random shit.
-"The ditzy one"; mixed up Mexico and Brazil once. haha.
-Gets EASILY INJURED LMFAO.

Jen
-Met her in grade 6 thanks to having orchestra/lunch together. [viola ftw.]
-Probably one of the most random/oddly perverted people I've EVER met. lmfao.
-We're similar in the way that our verbal delivery of things can make anything humorous. :0
-SHE SPEEKS PINOY LYKE ZOMGZ.
-We has about 648390615673821 inside jokes and we can go on for basically hours.
-Is the one who started "twice, maybe thrice [again!]", "shitsickles", etc.
-Skilled at everythiangggg. D:

Jon
-Met him in grade 8, but I didn't actually talk to him until this year (well, grade 9) and I didn't really get to know him until about 2 months ago.
-He's tall. Like seriously. T___T;; And that's embarassing.
-Smallest age difference compared to me than anyone I've ever met [3 days].
-He's my bitch, my stalker [I'm not even kidding], my whore, AND my fiancé. :3
-He's one of those people where sometimes I'd want to hug him lots but at the same time I want to beat the crap out of him for being a complete douchebag. D:
-I have trouble showing him up in pretty much everything except for art, because I know he can't draw worth a damn. D:
-WoW/Vault addict, and he's gay for Liam. T__T;;

Liam
-Met him in grade 6; we hads orchestra. [viola ftw.]
-FUN TO KICK IN THE SHINSSSS. :3
-Torrie and I love to physically torture him. THAZ A FACT.
-He's a pansy who screams like a little girl on amusement park rides and wanted $20 bucks to go on the hurricane which further proves my/our point.
-lmfaoashley. 'nuff said.
-The prescription for his glasses is SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP.
-Him and me are the only members of the 8 who are Mestizo, but alas, he's Nazi.

Rachel
-Known the longest; met her in grade 1 when I walked up to her once and I was all "HI RACHEL!" because her name was on her lunchbox. LMFAO.
-Blargh, if she had a Myspace (zero possiblility of that) she'd probably be on my one spot.
-Is a fellow otaku. Well... she can get obsessed with stuff pretty easily, lol.
-Nightwish obsessor. :0 :0 :0
-Avid gamer.
-Has a lot of writing talent/potential (well she's like... smart and stuff. lol.)
-I used to call her basically every day to go over her house. D: but when I do I must steal her candy. Yuses. xD

Sam
-Met her in grade 4 (Rachel introduced me) and when I first saw her I thought she was in the lower grades. *shot*
-Is an avid gamer/wolf obsessor. Like a SEVERE WOLF OBSESSOR. I IS NOT KIDDING, YOU CAN'T FUCKING MENTION WOyou get it.
-Is easily confused a lot and has poor memory skillz. D:
-I love to constantly bother her with nothing all the time. lmao.
-Is apparently an albino according to Liam. rofflz.
-"WPPF".
-Is also a Zim obsessor. D: D: D: D:


THAZ ABOUT IT LOL. haha.

...so consider this a test. 

:)