if your hot on Garageband, Cubase, or even two inch tape machines, you can make your own remix of Karate.

the best remixes will get a performance by me at their parents 50th anniversary party.

download the acapellas today at

http:​/​/​www.​zshare.​net/​audio/​575514365d3104f​a/​

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aOaEjcIdBGg

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the music business is like an ice cream truck.  the ice cream truck is driven by a drug dealer.  The drug dealer has run out of good ice cream, like Ben and Jerry's, so he has replaced the ice cream with dog shit.  so you buy dog shit in a cone.  then people learned how to download the dogshit for free and the ice cream cone companies all went ass over tits.  i'm hung over.

This is a good way to get kicked out of a wedding. 

i went to see the new batman movie at the Imax near waterloo, london. is it just me or does Heath Ledger sound a lot like Al Franken?

July 17, 2008

Mr. P.S. $%^$&
Great Missenden
Bucks
HP&^ 9^&

Dear Mr. $%^&*,

RE: 806 Marshall Building - Noise Nuisance

At 12:30am on July 13, one of your neighbors was woken up by the sound of loud music and heavy thumping/ heavy footfall coming from your apartment. They did nothing at the time in hope that things would soon calm down. They did not and by 2am the noise level had increased. They therefore called the concierge who went to your apartment and requested that the noise be kept down.

This had little effect. The music was turned down for a short time but by 5am the level had increased so much that your neighbors could hear it even though they were wearing earplugs. The music was still thumping but by 6am had finally subsided enough for your neighbors to get a couple of hours of restless sleep.

At approximately 10am the concierge found a man in reception wearing only a jumper tied around his waist. All he knew was that he was at a party somewhere in the building but didn't know where. He was escorted back to 806.

Matters to a potentially more serious turn when at 11:30am an orange mannequin, one used to show which Apartments were still for sale, was thrown over your balcony in to Hermitage Street. The guest clearly found this amusing as their laughter could be heard downstairs. It is fortunate that no one was walking or driving underneath at the time or we could be dealing with something considerably more serious.

Not surprisingly the mannequin broke in to several pieces and at 1135am two guests from your apartment tried to recover the mannequin. This they eventually did but not before some attempts at making a sculpture out of the broken pieces.

I'm sure you'll agree that this type of behavior is unacceptable and I would appreciate your assurance that there will not be a repeat.

Yours sincerely,
Martin $%^
Building Manager

Check it out....

http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003826958

Snoop Dogg Leads Johnny Cash Remix Disc
July 11, 2008 , 5:00 PM ET
Jonathan Cohen, N.Y.
Johnny Cash's music has been reinterpreted by a host of hip-hop and dance music acts for "Johnny Cash Remixed," due Oct. 14 via Compadre Records/Music World Music. Snoop's version of "I Walk the Line" features his QDT production team, which also includes Teddy Riley and DJ Quik.

The project was approved by Cash's son, John Carter Cash, who says his dad "would have loved this remix record. While it stays true to the original recordings, this CD touches on undiscovered ground. This is what my father was about: staying true to tradition while creating groundbreaking new music."

"If you take your time to listen to it, country music is very similar to rap," Snoop Dogg told Billboard last year. "Johnny Cash is the one who stood out to me. I love his style, his swag, the songs he made."

Elsewhere, the Alabama 3 tackles "Leave That Junk Alone," Pete Rock reworks "Folsom Prison Blues," Mocean Worker updates "Hey Porter" and Frank Sinatra remixer Philip Steir handles "Get Rhythm."

Other acts involved in the album include Sonny J, Kennedy, Mexican Industry Of Sound, the Heavy and Count de Money.

A documentary about the creation of "Remixed" is in production. The album will also be available in a deluxe vinyl edition on Sept. 23.

i went to bestival and performed. you can see the footage at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-45f3QBh_I

after doing loads of controlled substances i went to the hospital tent to get some q-tips for my ears.
the nurse said "you have no pulse, no blood pressure, and your not breathing."
"i feel really great!"
"yeah, you look sexy, but techinacally you're dead." she said.

WOW! what a great festival. even the trivialities of modern medicine and physics don't apply in the K hole.

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