MySpace
myspace music


Cretin



Last Updated: 12/17/2009

Send Message
Instant Message
Email to a Friend
Subscribe

Status: Single
City: Bay Area
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/16/2005

Blog Archive
[Older      Newer]
 /  / 
Tuesday, October 20, 2009 


Now through October 31st, the Relapse Records Mailorder is offering 50% off on all of our Relapse titles.  So pick up our catalog at only $6 a CD for a limited time!  Check out the sale here

Follow Relapse Mailorder on Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace

.

Cretin on iLike - Add iLike to your MySpace

Wednesday, June 11, 2008 

Dear Fans and Friends of Cretin,

I'm writing to you to confirm the news you may, or may not, have read in the July '08 issue of Decibel Magazine (45), or various locations around the internet. If you haven't seen the news, here it is, as reported by www.blabbermouth.net on May 28th, 2008.

CRETIN Front(wo)man Changing The Gender Rules Of Extreme Music, One Plastic Surgery At A Time - May 28, 2008
Vocalist/guitarist Dan Martinez of the Bay Area grindcore trio CRETIN was interviewed for the July 2008 issue (45) of Decibel magazine (web site) about his decision to undergo gender reassignment surgery, essentially erasing his entire past as he set out to find the woman he always was.

"From the age of 13 on, any transgender feelings I had were lived as a fetish or a fantasy," explains Marissa (as Dan is now known). (At the time of Decibel's interview, Marissa is seven months into being a full-time woman, meaning the government recognizes her legal sex change with a new driver's license, social security card, medical records, etc.) "It was never more than wearing pantyhose or whacking it on the Internet, really. At the same time, I was imprisoned in a sense — a woman trapped in a man's body. I am significantly different now. I don't want to deny my past, but at the same time I'm sad that I lost my girlhood."

As supportive as he is of Dan's decision to begin a new life as Marissa, CRETIN bassist Matt Widener admits he has a hard time hanging out with her sometimes because he hasn't been able to separate Martinez's two identities just yet.

"It's especially hard for me, because I saw [Dan's] face mature from boyhood to manhood," confesses Widener. "I know every feature of that face, so when I look at Marissa sometimes, I still see Dan because I have all those old memories — memories I refuse to give up. She's not Dan as a woman, though. She's a completely new woman."

CRETIN's live guitarist Matt Harvey hasn't known Marissa for as long as Widener by any means, but he does have enough memories of "eating pizza, watching horror movies and talking about chicks" with Dan to toughen the mental transition between the two. "It's kinda trippy," admits Harvey. "You have an old friend, but you're starting from scratch in a way. I feel weird about it in my own head — not about Marissa; about the dynamic — but once I see her, I'm like, 'Obviously, you're not Dan. You're a woman. Duh.'"

Once Marissa turns 33, she will be eligible for the sex reassignment surgery (SRS) needed to replace Dan's penis with everything but ovaries. Anatomically speaking, Marissa will appear to be a woman but unable to reproduce. Further breast and facial surgeries are also planned to make the physical changes even more pronounced.

As for where she's at emotionally, Marissa classifies herself as a straight woman (Dan never identified himself as homosexual either) who's been attracted to men since the hormones truly kicked in.

Decibel exclusive story on Dan Martinez's decision to become a woman can be found in the magazine's July 2008 issue (45), due to hit newsstands June 5.

This news, and the article in Decibel, are both completely true. I can assure you that this is no publicity stunt. I had honestly reached the end of being able to keep up the charade of living my life as a man.

The fact that I've always been a woman trapped in a man's body is a secret that I have kept from my friends, family, and to some degree even myself, for the last 20 years. But through therapy and the loving support of my friends and family, I have finally been able to release that secret and start living life honestly and correctly.

I know this news may come as a shock and that you may have many questions. I'm more than happy to answer any and all questions, but please don't try to contact me through myspace. I don't have an account. Instead, I have already answered a number of questions at the following link. Please feel free to check it out, and post any of your own questions if you would like.

http://www.reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=16329&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

You may also email directly at marissamartinez@pacbell.net

Before I go, let me just tell you that Cretin is not dead. We have been on hiatus for the last year while I transitioned. But we plan to continue in the near future. I will still be the vocalist and guitar player, as hormones do not change the shape of the voice box. I can still belt out the same vocals as I did before.

Thank you to everyone who has loved and supported our band for the last few years. And thank you to everyone who has shown me such tremendous support after learning this news.

I wouldn't have the confidence to do what I need to do, without you.

Sincerely,
Marissa Martinez

Monday, April 24, 2006 

Current mood:victorious
Keith Bergman obviously knows his shit: check out the review he gave of the new album!

"I could go on for pages explaining the aesthetic of CRETIN, and why this lo-fi pants-shitting rockslide of a grindcore smear deserves a perfect score. But it's actually explained succinctly in the band's manifesto on their website. Among their tenets: no drum triggers, leave in mistakes, don't forsake the catchiness even at 190 beats per minute, and "above all, defer to the masters. The designers, REPULSION and NAPALM DEATH, and the myriad of bands that inspired them, like SLAYER, SIEGE, LARM, etc".

To say that this could have been a forgotten and recently-unearthed REPULSION album is a high compliment. CRETIN are undisputed masters at what they set out to do filth-caked analog grindcore played by human beings, with relentlessly catchy riffs, a depraved sense of humor, and the kind of off-the-rails death metal mania that makes stuff like AUTOPSY and early PUNGENT STENCH still kick the shit out of the generation of belching, un-rocking science experiments that came after them.

Listening to "Freakery" is like mainlining caffeinated swamp water, its thirty minutes of chaos inspiring the kind of old-school headbanging that leads to chiropractor visits. Former EXHUMED drummer Col Jones provides the chaotic, frantic backbeat to splatterhouse riffs and vocals that drip personality and hoarse abandon. There are sing-along parts here and there, and plenty of places where a thrash beat opens up some space in the grind blosh. In short, this album pushes every proper button, with scabby, shit-and-nicotine stained fingers, and it's pretty much any grind fanatic's dream come true.

Some will call it "retro". I prefer the word "timeless" music like this exists outside of a scene or genre. CRETIN are a blood-and-dirt loogie hawked at all that is pitch-corrected, auto-tuned, quantized and soulless about heavy metal circa 2006. "Freakery" is a defiant freak flag, an infiltration by the circus geeks into the corporate boardrooms of the modern metal infrastructure, and I hope they ruin everyone's day."


- Keith Bergman
Tuesday, April 18, 2006 
Sonically sodomizing the senses, our new record Freakery is out today!

Click on the new album to check out tracks, buy the album, and find out when well be on tour in YOUR town!
Out now on Relapse Records!

* the record will be released on April 22nd internationally (outside North America)

Go out and buy it at any local record store, or order it online!

FUCK YEAH!

Available at these filthy stores:
Nationwide:

FYE (Nationwide)
Best Buy (select stores)
Tower Records (Nationwide)
Virgin (Nationwide)

Regional/Local:

Amoeba (all stores)
Angelos (all stores)
Boomtown
Bullmoose (all stores)
Cd cellar
Cd city
Criminal
Crossroads
Dearborn
Destiny
Dimple
Disc and dat
Down in the Valley (all stores)
Ear Xtacy
Easy Street
Eides
Electric Fetus (all stores)
Everyday music
Exclusive Co (all stores)
Finders
Hastings (all stores)
Homers (all stores)
Hogwild
House of Guitars
Independent (all stores)
J&R Music
Jackpot
Looney Tunes
Lous
Mad Rhino
Magnolia Thunderpussy
Midnight Starshine
Millenium
Newbury Comics (all stores)
Off the Record
Permanent record
Plan 9 (all stores)
Pure pop
Rasputins (all stores)
Record and Tape Traders (all stores)
Record Exchange
Record Time
Record Town
Repo
Rock of Ages
Rolling Stone
Salzers
School Kids (all stores)
Sonic Boom
Twist and shout
VINTAGE VINYL New Jersey
VINTAGE VINYL St.Louis
Waterloo
Wyatt Earp
ZIA (all stores)

Online retailer:

Amazon.com