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Enjay Roldos


Last Updated: 11/28/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 18
Sign: Capricorn

City: Trenton; the capital of
State: New Jersey
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/26/2008

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Wednesday, May 06, 2009 

Current mood:  accomplished
Category: Blogging
REVISED TO SEEM LESS ABRASIVE - Coordinators were receiving complaints this was upsetting... I don't really know why, and I don't even care who, but I want everyone to understand, this is nothing negative. I feel even more like a celebrity, because it seems every time I do something edgy, somebody gotta problem with it. Just know that that I like to keep things real, and I haven't lied to anyone about anything. I stayed true to myself and everyone else throughout and I will continue to do so.

Now, about the pageant,ok so... I ended up losing lol
I placed 2nd...

One thing people need to understand about pageants, any and all pageants, and take it from someone who knows a thing or two from connections (friends) and self experience:

It doesn't matter how good a person someone is, or how much they really deserve to win (according to whatever credentials). These pageants are NOT character contests. They are PAGEANTS. and you will be judged based on what is being PRESENTED. You could have saved the world, but they will not know that unless it is made known.

Ever wonder why that biggest bitch wins these things? The scandals involving the big pageants are with merit - because these girls from the TV know how to play the game. They've been doing pageants since forever. Understand that the one who wins is not necessarily the best, so no matter how well you "place" based on the judges decision, you are in you're own rite a winner. And it takes a lot to subject yourself to judgement, so be proud of any and all progress.

But anyways, wanna know my thoughts on the entire pageant? I lost fair and square 100% Hands down.
BUT

I think I should have been the winner anyway lol
Pero, im not trying to talk bad - nor am I sour about the whole situation
Lemme explain - based on evidence that i can provide, and to not mention any names (because I dont roll like that), i can tell you right now that I feel I was the most deserving candidate of them all. Why, I cannot divulge, because then it'd be kinda grimy of me, but im hoping my supporters will take my word for it...

Regardless, the winner DID do exceptionally well, so its no real surprise he was actual competition, as much as my ego may or may not want to admit it

What I didn't understand at the time was that this was a PAGEANT. Not a CHARACTER CONTEST. And I didn't realize how pageants really worked.

So here's how the whole thing went down. Only my sister and her husband showed, in contrast to the half an army the other contestants brought in lol. I was really in this by myself since the start, but i did get some help from my family. Enough to say it wouldnt have been possible without em

Anyways, so we had to do the interview, traje tipico, talent, then questions

The Interview
: I think this went well, it gave me avenue to express my articulate speech and dissect my brain for what it is. However, it was incredibly short! and i was unsatisfied with how much exactly was taken, i mean, it was only 3 questions... they were very polite, and seemed impressed, but there could have been so much more taken. And this was my biggest opportunity to capitalize on my biggest asset - my character - and i didn't, and it just might have cost me the title.

Traje Tipico: For my non-spanish speakers, this is where we wear the clothes native to our country. I dressed Jibaro (Rican version of country as hell lol) i did well with this, i bought an actual guayabera and the pants and had the red rags and pava. everyone did good, and it was cute lol

The Talent: Ok, so my talent was to sing the revolutionary version of La Boriquena (Rican national anthem) and.. day of the pageant.. i have the only sore throat. lmao. plus, singing is not my talent, dancing is, but i wanted to try something different and challenging. I underestimated this section of the competition and my opponents. The decision I made might've been ok, but without proper preparation, it might have also contributed to me losing the title. I aint no Mariah Carey, and I didn't have Usher coaching me

The Questions: So i HAD to get the very freaking question that I wanted least... BUT, like a true competitor, i came prepared, which i am very proud for. My question was, "Who is your favorite Puerto Rican man, and why?" I said Segundo Ruiz Belvis. And i was very calculated in my answer, i gave precise REASONS and mentioned specific details. my shit was not half assed. I know i did great here, and im very proud of how well I performed. The other competitors aint have NOTHIN on me here! lol

Why did I lose?

The burning question. Why did I lose?
I can never truly know, as I don't know the reasoning behind the judges decisions nor their interpretations of the performance given by me and my fellow competitors, but I can freely speculate based on given evidence and thought process. I mean, besides the fact that Rudy DID do well, I couldn't really tell ya lol.
(It actually turns out that I can view the judges scorecard so when I find out the info, i'll let you know just how close it was between me and the title)

To begin with, the interview, although it went well, could have gone way better. They want someone who can be a role model. Regardless of how well I fit that description (because remember, the truth is, this is a PAGEANT. Not a character contest. and anyone who tells you otherwise... is a liar) I didn't play up on what attributes of mine are relevant to that ideal. Do they know im in the Big Brother program? Worked for Merrill Lynch after winning a competition with 50 kids at the age of 16? All AP courses next year, JROTC, AND Peer Leadership?

No.

Because I didn't fucking tell them!!!!!!!

UGh.

Besides, I may or may NOT even be fit to be  "role model" anyway. See, its all a game. And that's how pageants work!

They also don't know that I brought almost all the competition because I didn't want it to be easy. They also didn't know that i've been after this and kept up with it since last year. See my frustration?

No complaints with the traje tipico section.
My talent... could have been a little bit more... calculated.
Another tip: its not always how extravagant you are
its how you APPEAL to people. Something else I also didn't understand

Afterall, the winner was still uncertain with his upon arrival. He was very crafty in his actions though, and for this I applaud him, for what he did in this segment was pure MONEY and brilliant.

he talked about how how important his grandmother was to him and his family and what it meant to be here. It was meant to be poetic, and his emotions show, because he begins to weep a little

Which was, pretty good man. Whether his emotions were true, I believe they were. I believe the tears and emotions were 100% real. But how can anybody really compete with that? I mean, older people (and all people alike) LOVE their family. And they LOVE their grandmothers! And especially spanish people! So if a young kid talks so highly and emotionally, man.. FAWK! GO Rudy, you did well with that one.

My question went awesome, but I was hoping I would get asked about how its been an experience, or WHY I want to be MR. PR, because I would have then SERIOUSLY gone off in a tangent and been able to blow away the judges with my sincerity.

But it was luck of the draw, and I cannot be mad at anybody or blame anyone. Variable element that just happened not to be 100% in my favor, and there's nothing more that I could have done about it.

Overall, Rudy won fair and square, and im particularly proud of his performance, because i didn't expect so much of him. Which means pageant tip #3 NEVER. Underestimate you competition.

The whole thing was fun, and im happy I was a part of something so grand. Im really glad things worked out well, and even though I didn't win, I tried my hardest and im still a winner (as is everyone else who participated)

Cardinal Pageant Tips

1# - Pageants are NOT character competitions.
But that doesn't mean you can't use yours to aid you. Remember, it doesn't matter who you really are, its who the judges think you are.

Impressions never mattered so much.

2# - Never half ass anything.
OK, so my singing wasn't bad. But it wasn't GREAT. The less you give, the more others can get. And you DON'T want that. That is... if you want to win. Do what you do best OR AT LEAST WHAT YOU DO GREAT

3# - NEVER. Underestimate your opponents.
So contestant #4 is a drug addict. Contestant #1 has people issues, #2 stole a car and #7 has two left feet. What the judges don't know won't hurt ANYONE. These people can overcome whatever issues they have and win. So don't expect "karma" to handle business, or other people's problems to work against them, because this is reality honey. That stuff doesn't apply. Didn't you watch I Love Money 2?

4# - ALWAYS. Be fully prepared.
Boy. Lemme be da one to tell you.. SHIT HAPPENS! You can never be truly over prepared. Expect everything. The best, the worst, and nothing at all. Stay on top of your game. Because the first weakness or hole the pageant will find, it will be exploited. So go hard... or go home.

5# Know how to appeal.
Crying and dedicating yourself to your deceased grandmother among the board of judges (who mind you are SPANISH, OLDER, AND HOLD OLD FASHIONED VALUES) blows everything anyone did out the water. This kid was for real, but if you're going to try to pull anything like it and fake it, do it well, but please, don't over do it!

Good luck! And try to keep it 100
... But understand, sometimes, you just gotta do what you gotta do
IF. You want to win.

~ New Jer-Z
Thursday, January 08, 2009 

Current mood:  curious


EDIT: If you subscribe, I think you get to know when new questions are asked. But im not sure, lol

Is there something about me you REALLY want to know? Ask me, and I promise I will answer it. There are several ways to ask:

My Truth Box: Stick in a question there, and i'll post it in as anonymous.

Message me: Wanna ask me but still remain anonymous? (Or flat out just don't feel like going back to the blog once you figure out a question later lol) Shoot me a message!

My Blog: Post a question, and i'll stick it in my blog. I'll delete the comment afterwards, because i'd rather that space just be used for COMMENTS on the questions, lol.

So, i'll start with the first question I got in my Truth Box:

ANONYMOUS:


Q: so like.. why u single, u so damn fine
A: -_- Anyways, um, a lot of reason. But i'll try to condense it as much as i can. the first being that it's hard for me to connect with guys cuz im so fuckin weird. i like knowing shit, like genetics, quantum physics, etc. but i hate shit like books and star wars. but i love urban shit and reggaetonnn ha ha. im just, different. long story short, guys just dont be into me like that lol. its hard to find someone im generally interested in, they have the same feelins, and everything go smoothe. im under constant scrutiny for my expansive vocabulary and my "never-wrong" style of persuasion.. but hey, when im right, im not wrong, right?? loll nah but word up, i tend to scare guys away or flat just disinterst them. and it doesnt help that im pretty fuckin weird. the last time i was "talkin" to someone was June of 08

A real nigga is just hard to find these days, ju kno?

Q: How do you know Luis??
A: Uh.. which one?? Regardless, it'd be through myspace...

Q: Do you have a big butt? im very curious! lol
A: Lol.. no not at all. im flat as hell. oh well, im more focused on my more.. prominent features anyways ;)

PEOPLE:
Q: i want too know why miss ny booted u off the show?
A: LMFAO, um.. cuz it came to light that im gay? =] =P (I highly suggest you read my I Love Money blog...)

~ Jess
Q: how big is your uncut dick?
A: *sigh* i was waiting for a question like this... Look, talk is cheap. (and i am circumcised, thank you.) BUT, im not going to flash it to any hungry ass person who wants to see it. you either see it in person, or ur a female friend. New policy as of this summer, UNLESS IM INTO YOU, DONT COUNT ON IT.

Show a nigga ya dick, and yall wanna catch feelins n shit

~ Mike
Q: what do you usually look for in a relationship?? :o
A: that's a funny question to try and answer seeing as how ive never been in one. im also not really "looking" im just kind of drifting. but it'd be nice, sure i guess (i be gettin lonely sometimes, FUCK lol)

Anyways, in a guy, i'd pretty much just want someone who is friendly, outgoing, open-minded, funny and, unfortunately, handsome. sorry, but ima keep it real; if im not attracted, i just cant make it happen =/

but honestly, i am not that difficult to trap. so the fact that it hasnt happened yet means a lot

~ Richard
Q: so my question is how much of a sexual person are you?
A: well, seeing as how i masturbate, like, three times a day...
but um, it doesnt mean that much to me relationship wise. so please dont come at me on some dumb shit, "Ayo pa, lemme suk dat dik"

~ Luis
Q: where do u see yourself in 2 years?
A: Mmm... In California. The LA area. Puerto Ricans are a commodity over there =P

EDIT: But as we know, plans change... and im actually considering New York for financial reasons. (Plus man... i loves me my ricans and dominicans man...)

~ Jon
Q: What is your dirtiest secret? lol.. I know it won't be a secret anymore, but you said to ask anything.
A: I honestly really dont have any secrets, at least none that are dirty? lol i mean, my life drama is open for anyone to hear about if anyone cares to ask?

~ Josh
Q: Why the f*ck did you pick the name "New Jer-Z"? lol
A: several reasons. i wanted a name that a) i thought was cool b) would be easy to remember c) representative. PLUS, i LOOOOVE New York, so i thought the name "New Jersey" was sort of homage-like to her. Oh, i spelled it "New Jer-Z" because i love how that show be spellin pplz names all crazy lol. "Mayammee", "Deelishis", "Seezins" and more ha ha. and i wanted something cool too =P


~ Christian
Q: whose ur bestest rukus friend =)?
A: LMFAO oh god. well, i have two, Eddie Rukus and Virtuoso Rukus (you lol). I known Eddie a lot longer, but i /think/ you know more about me and how i am. this is a tuffie lol. Oh, and Royal Fame seems like cool pplz, but i just recently became acquainted with him.

~ Josh
Q: Why do you tell us to ask you anything we want and that you'll promiseto answer it when you clearly don't? I'm referring to the dick sizequestion lol
A: lol i answered that question already, and i'll quote:
"Look, talk is cheap."
Meaning, and i'll answer the question now, my dick is big. and i have references that can further verify. the issue is, this is the internet, and just about anybody can say that.

i can however, provide evidence, via media, no?
Once again, i'll quote:
"Show a nigga ya dick, and yall wanna catch feelins n shit"
Niggaz dont know how to act, to put things simply. firstly, im not going to publish for anyone to see. i have nothing against people being slutty or whorish, however, i am not going to do it because that's hungry. and I am not a hungry person. secondly, it could open avenues for negative attention, and i aint wit it. yall gay men love drama enough as it is.

So if you want, i'll answer the question:
My dick is big. Big enough to say i have yet to see one bigger. If you want measurement, then im going to say even i dont know. i dont measure for a variety of reasons, but my favorite is because i like the mystery of not knowing exactly HOW MUCH, just knowing im bigger than grown ass men ;)
However, the proof is not going to be provided to just anybody, so don't count on it. ur just going to have take my word for it. if u dont believe me, oh well lol. u people arent friends with me because u plan on riding me or giving me head anyways, are you?

(Damn, why was that question so popular???)


Currently watching:
Final Destination 3 (Widescreen Two-Disc Special Edition)
Release date: 2006-07-25
Saturday, January 03, 2009 

Current mood:  hyper
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
......
Ok guys, its official. I Love Money 3 & 4 is real.
And they are BOTH canceled.
I Love Money 3 is STILL canceled.
BUT. I Love Money 4 has been reinstated.
^Read about that below this section^


Explanations are a bit expired, but just for the people who don't know, this blog was written before I Love Money 2 was even made official. And yes, I had already parodied I Love New York 3 with myself on it. Anyways, the purpose of this blog is to inform people that there was going to be an I Love Money 2-4, and that I was not REALLY on the show.

For those a lil outta the loop, Vh1 has hosted a series called "I Love Money", and it has featured some highlighted characters from the seasons of Flavor of Love 1-3, Rock of Love 1-2, I Love New York 1-2, and Real Chance of Love. Hoopz won the competition for season 1 (and was ironically the winner of the Season 1 of Flavor of Love) and was the winner of $250,000. And Myammee won season 2 of I Love Money (who was also on Flavor of Love, season 3)

ILM Seasons 3 & 4 are said to feature casts from Daisy of Love, Megan Wants a Millionaire (though, those guys are rich, so I dunno why they'd go...?) Real Chance of Love Season 2 and Rock of Love Bus cast members. Lot of a new people, hm?

ANYWAYS, about me real quick, my name is Enjay, and I love these garbage TV shows. Seriously. Some of my favorite characters are New York, Pumkin, Bootz, Smiley, Hottie, Nibblz, Sumthin, Feisty... the list goes on, actually. (But the top faves will always be New York & Pumkin - dey mah bitches!) So I am what Vh1 would call an "Uberfan". As in, I am a really big fan. In short, I have pretended to be on I Love New York 3 (Which is also speculated to have been official at this point...) and I Love Money 3. What's next, maybe Gs to Gents? Hmmm...

On a more relevant note, I will DEF be posting as MUCH info I can find about upcoming seasons here.

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REALLY QUICK TIDBIT:
I have actual pictures of the set of ILM3 depicting some of the cast, a shot of the house, and the finalists of ILM3. Check em out in the "I Love Money 3" album, they're after the parodies lol

FUCKING I LOVE MONEY 3 IS CANCELED!
Ima make a long story short-
Ryan Jenkins, the "Smooth Operator" Canadian from "Megan Wants a Millionaire" is suspected for KILLING his WIFE, a PLAYBOY BUNNY, Jasmine Fiore. He made a run for Canada, then killed himself when he made it.

Don't get much crazier than that!

But there's more - he's been running his mouth claiming that he won I Love Money 3. Anyway, as a result of the whole scandal, Megan's show has been canceled, and will now be replaced with Tool Academy. So, if Megan's show is axed MID SEASON... I Love Money 3 is likely to be eliminated. Especially if he won. He may not have won, he could have lied, but he was definitely casted - he DID disappear for a "reality tv show" in Mexco. Interestingly enough, it was during his time away that it was suspected his wife had rekindled contact with her ex.

During a poker tournament in LA, it was reported that Jasmine had been keeping in contact with her ex, and even arranged plans to meet him in Las Vegas. Well, next thing we know, her ex got a text that just simply read, "Suck it" and that was the last of it. Next day, Ryan reported her missing than just fell off the map. So that's all I know for now. I keep up with http://vh1access.blogspot.com/

I Love Money 3 & 4 Info -

NOW. I just recently received information from an informed individual who will remain anonymous. In a nutshell, this is what was told, (and take it factually, because this same person supplied me with the ILM3 pics that feature the cast):

- I Love Money 3 takes place in Manzanillo, Mexico.
- I Love Money 4 is slated to premier in January, 2010
- Cast reveal for ILM4 is to be no later than December
- Ryan, Weasel, Bubbles and Cocktail were the finalists for ILM3
- Marcia REALLY want ILM3 to air because it makes Cocktail look like a whore and she Marcia slaps Cocktail. (Marcia and Big Rig were together and supposedly Cocktail slept with him.)
- Fox and Lacey got very far, eliminated in the last couple of episodes.
- Jessica, Rabbit, Mr. Wise and Gia were all sent for filming but were sent back before filming started.
- ACCORDING TO BUCKWILD, Vh1 promised 20 Pack that if he eliminated Buckwild, he would be allowed to do another ILM. But according to her, he get eliminated episode 2.
- Junk and Baker are supposedly phased out early in the game.
- Natasha is rumored to be on ILM4.

ALLEGED ILM3 Cast (According to cast member):

Girls:
Cocktail (For The Love of Ray J)
Cashmere (For The Love of Ray J)
Lil Hood (For The Love of Ray J)
Marcia (Rock of Love Bus & Charm School 3)
Deelishis (Flavor of Love 2)
Buckeey (Flavor of Love 2 & Charm School)
Lacey (Rock of Love)
Bubblez (Real Chance of Love)

Guys:
Big Rig (Daisy of Love)
Weasel (Daisy of Love)
Fox (Daisy of Love)
Professor (Daisy of Love)
Sinister (Daisy of Love)
Wolf (I Love New York 2)
Pretty (I Love New York 2)
Ryan (Megan Wants A Millionaire)
Joe (Megan Wants A Millionaire)

ILM4 "confirmed" cast so far:

Blonde Baller (Real Chance of Love 2)
Brittanya (Rock of Love Bus)
Marcia (Veteran)
Baker (Real Chance of Love 2)
Junk (Real Chance of Love 2)
Feisty (For the Love of Ray J)
Chardonnay (For the Love of Ray J)
Hot Wings (Real Chance of Love 2)
Mr. Wise (I Love New York 2)
Chi Chi (Daisy of Love)
20 Pack (I Love New York 2)
Punisher (I Love New York & Megan Wants a Millionaire)
Alex (Megan Wants a Millionaire)
Francisco (Megan Wants a Millionaire)
6 Gauge (Daisy of Love)
There are more people who haven't been confirmed.


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If you wanna view where I got my inspiration for the "I Love Money" pictures I did, go to the Vh1 site, click here. (I got most of my material from my girl Pumkin lol)

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Currently listening:
Rich Girl
By Gwen Stefani
Release date: 2005-02-28
Friday, November 28, 2008 

Category: MySpace

So, im a lil new to this whole myspace whore thing, but im starting to catch on
Ok, SO, there are these lil groups that promote parties n shit. they're almost all hot guys and shit lol

Now, i see them every now and then as defined SOMETIMES by their display name, and each are in like, a different class. (i elaborate more on this later)

Now, im a lil bit of a dork, we know this ha ha. SO, it just kind of came to me, these guys... are like pokemon! And there's different rarities to em and everything. See, I used to thing there was just Rukus and Riggz, but then I discovered two more species, Vendetta and Xclusive (SP?)

SO FAR, it seems Rukus is the more popular of the species, and they also have the hotter guys. but then again, it appears to me that there is more of em, hence why that perception could be a little off. The Rukus niggaz also tend to be more friendly, at least towards me, so im leaning towards being a Rukus Species fan lol

RUkUS - Current fav; Hot, friendly, and abundant. Now they're at Kokonutz in the Bronx. (Which btw, was AWESOME. They let me go straight VIP status, and I had a wild time. Definitely going back! Lol)
EDIT: So im starting to turn into a serious Rukus fan, they're so friendly! They seek me out to engage in convo, and let's not lie, they have a lot of pretty cute guys in their species. I love those Rukus pictures where they're like in a construction zone or something? They seriously needa take those pictures for ALL of the Rukus niggaz lol.
Riggz - Some cuties, the "father" seems like cool peepz. Met a shady Riggz nigga one day, tho lol. Escoes is deff F@mouz territory lol
EDIT: So im hearing horror stories about the famous family, including one from a former member. =/ F@mouz Chulo seems down to earth, tho...
Vendetta - SUPPOSEDLY, they're doin well. The head nigga (PJ? I think?) answers his mail, at least. i have yet to meet another Vendetta member tho? lol anyways, i read in a picture caption of a Rukus nigga that they have the cuties lol
Xclusive - Insufficient data; I only have like, 2 on my friends list, and they clearly haven't talked to me lol
Versali - Not a club promotin group at all, they're actually jus a unit of friends. Awww, leave em alone! (Basically kind of eliminates em from the equation, I guess)
Melange - Same concept as Versali
Royalty - Insufficient data; i THINK i might've seen some. not sure, Royalty is a pretty generic segment to add to ur display name. in any case, they wield little to no relevance (from my experience, anyways lol)
Mi Kasa - Insufficient data; are these really real?? i mean, i was only told they exist, as far as i kno, i was lied to
Le Roczs - My old buddy Javz is in there, and another cool dude whom i've spoken to is there as well. They seem new, not a lot of people, but the guys who are there are CUTE lol. Lemme see wassup with the, cubwise.

Im trying to catch em all lolll. send em my way! and ill update the blog as opinion and shit changes. I need to go species huntin and see if there are anymore species i missed, and determine the rarities of the specimens i already captured =P

Sunday, September 21, 2008 

Current mood:  adored
Category: MySpace
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MySpace Safety & Security

LMFAO

DAMNN bitches be on my page like crazy! ha ha, they removed it within seconds of seein it, who da fuck reported it?! ha ha ha as crazy

btw, the picture wasnt that bad, it was just me naked, and then i had super imposed "Too Hot For" then the myspace logo over my penis.

i looked good as hell in it, tho. plus it had my new hat i bought lol. Oh well, ill just reupload it, minus the porno graphic nature.