Well Sasquatches, we've decided to finally get with the times and get ourselves a DeanSpace. Apparently networking is a good thing. Who knew. For anyone hearing about us for the first time, we'd just like to take a moment to welcome you to our humble little institution. The School of Jensen and Jared is a division of SquareHead University, founded in September of 2007.
The School of Jensen and Jared is moderated poorly by Professors M-Tizzle and A-Jizzle. With a knack for shit stirring, MT and AJ have taken the J-Squared fandom on quite the ride with their blatant display of asshattery, much to the chagrin of everyone who's subjected to their nonsense. Leading the way in J-Squared nonreporting, their rabid fangirl students are the most knowledgeable J-Squared whores to grace the internet today. Go team. If you wanna be in with the cool kids, come shoot the shit with us in the lunchroom. Even Jensen and Jared are doing it. 
Don't be a tool. Enroll in our school.
What We Love:
Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki - We love boys who secretly love other boys, but pretend to love girls just for the sake of making fandom happy even though fandom totally wants them to publicly admit their epic feelings for one another and stop pretending we're stoopid. Seriously boys, enough already. We know your big secret. Enough with the foreplay. We're ready to get fucked.
Porn - Whether it's J2 RPS or Wincest or McLovin RPS *glory tear*, we love it all...so long as it's not het. Seriously, boy/girl sex is just gross...unless Sandy is involved, of course. Then it's faptacular.
Cornbread - Ain't nothin' wrong with that!
Kim Manners and Eric Kripke - They're everyone's favorite fanboys, and we love that they totally police the internets and brain ninja the entire fandom. Kim Manners wins the internet. How could you not love someone that links Wincest to Jensen Ackles and calls Jared Padalecki impotent, cuz he can't open a fucking window. WIN! And Eric Kripke, you magnificent bastard. Sending Dean to hell and then implying that The Douche Prince will be replacing Jensen on SPN next season... made our entire world. You win at life.
JDM - What is there to say, really?
Supernatural - Only the best show on TV. But how much do we want to punch the CW in its figurative face for lack of promotion. Effing slackers.
Roid Rage - People who scream at other people on airplanes make us horny.
Funny Fucking People - If you don't play at livejournal, you have completely missed the boat. We love fans that "get it"...some fans are squee girls, and others are, well...like us. Breakin balls is what we do, and we tend to favor those that do the same.
What We Hate:
S.O.H Failure - We, at the School of Jensen and Jared, have a very specific sense of humor that many people do not "get" or agree with. More recently, we've been called out as Jensen and Jared haters, which is just ri-goddamn-diculous. FYI, we are the fucking Washington Post of this fandom..."If you don't get it, you don't get it."
Wank - Asshattery, we're all for. Blatant fuckery...just no. Do not start any bullshit here or at the school. It's not cute. Revealing personal and/or false information about the boys on the internet is grounds for expulsion. We don't care about what kind of credit card Jared has, Danielle Panabaker, or shenanigans with strippers and cocktail waitresses...nor do we need to know the intimate details of his break-up with Polly!Pocket, as it's not relevant to our interests, nor is it any of our business. All in all, we're just here to have fun. Having said that, please don't piss in our cheerios by insinuating that Jensen and Jared are straight. That's not funny. *bitchfacing*
CMM - Do we really need to be explaining this one? I think not.
Invasion of Privacy - Do not post or link personal pictures of the boys' families anywhere on this page or at the school. The boys asked to be famous. Their families did not, and are therefore off-limits. For serious. If we see Megan's graduation pictures anywhere on this page, consider yourself suspended. If you have personal pictures of the fam that you're just dying to share, please do it through e-mail or personal messages. No actual posting of pictures of or by family members will be permitted...unless it's this one:
This one is always acceptable. BTW, Mackenzie would totally get it. HOT!
Peanut butter, cotton balls, and unlocked doors - Nevermind.
At any rate, welcome aboard. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. And whatever you do, don't feed the trolls. They'll never leave. Ok, you can feed the trolls peanut butter, but that's it!
Be Good... 
AJ & MT
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU'RE A WANKER, GTFO.