Wow, this movie had me in tears. This masterpiece from the Farrelly Brothers is a deep and moving insight into the tragic lives that are led by society’s lesser brilliant minds.

Jim Carey, better known for his comedy performances, astounded me with his gripping depiction of Lloyd Christmas, a simple man, trying to make his way to Aspen to return a briefcase he’d found at an airport.

Christmas, despite his idiocy, along with his equally challenged friend Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) overcome numerous obstacles on their trip to the American mountains, in a story of friendship, commitment and love.

The scene that I found most moving was when the duo, having finally arrived in Aspen, penniless and frozen, realised that they didn’t actually know the name of the briefcase’s owner. Their struggle was utterly heart wrenching.

This is truly inspiring story that’ll leave you shouting “So you're telling me there's a chance”. Brilliant.

I saw this picture of a line of animals walking in a row. I realised the leader looks like vaguely like a human. That’s when I had an epiphany! Maybe there’s a chance that over time, the monkey somehow changed into the man, which means the man was created from the monkey. It’s just my theory though. I think I’ll call it ‘The Hans Fagerlund theory of creativity’.

There are 3 types of people in this world. People who wear socks and shoes, people who wear sandals, and people who wear socks and sandals. These people only account for like .009% of the population. But what they lack in population density, they more than make up for in fashion victimness.

Wearing socks AND sandals is trying to have the best of both worlds. The comfort of socks with the airy freedom of sandals. It’s greedy. But hey Mr. Sockandsandalsmann, you make the rest of us look better. Thank you.

I’ve been thinking recently, if I were a super hero, what would my power be? There is no power more powerful than the strength of 10 tigers. But I don’t know where to find 10 tigers. The people wont let be back in the zoo after 96. But if I had the power of ten tigers, I could get the ten tigers. But if there’s one thing more powerful that 10 tigers, it’s 10 bears. Big Kodiak bears. Right before hibernation season.

And with my powers I could fight off up to and including ten tigers.

Why do people take so long at ATMs? All I need is $20 to buy some goodies, and I have to stand and wait like a sucker. What’s so difficult about pressing some buttons? The machines ask the same questions every time.

You know exactly what’s coming.

It’s not like you put your card in and it says: ‘What’s the average rainfall of the Amazon Basin? You have 20 seconds to enter your answer or I shred the card’

Or maybe the dexterity and tenacity of my fingers means I’m just really good at it.

Regardless, ATMs are outdated. The cashier’s cheque is the future of money exchange.

Put simply, I don't trust the government. I think they have placed robo-cyborgs into our community to spy on us. And with my sharp eyesight, I've managed to pick who they are. And I'll tell you how to spot them too… If you look closely, you'll see some of their circuitry attached to their heads.

Sometimes I think their wiring gets a bit faulty and they start talking to themselves.

I tried calling Moulder AND Scully, but they just keep saying they aren't who I think they are and they hang up on me. Maybe they're working for the government too. I'm on to them, people.

I saw a UFO the other day. It was on television. A little green man with big eyes walked out of his spaceship and told us he came in peace. Then he asked the people to take them to our leader. But I've also seen different looking aliens destroy entire cities. If it weren't for the help of Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum and the U.S. president, I'm sure we'd all be toast.

But then I came to the realisation that it must all be trick photography. Because the buildings I saw get blown up on TV are still around today.

I just don't understand why we call them 'Intelligent life forms'. If they were so intelligent, they would have already found us and worked out a way to cook us or at least sell us as earthling slaves on the intergalactic black market. My verdict – Aliens may or may not exist.

Many famous musical groups have told me: 'Put your hands in the air like you just don't care'. It's in many songs.

But any time I don't care about something, I never feel the need to put my hands in the air. In fact, it's very much the opposite. When I don't care about stuff, I usually kind of droop my arms by my sides and relax my shoulders a little. Maybe I'm just not very musical. But next time I don't care about stuff, I'll remember the wise words and do as I'm told.

Most people don't know that there is only one muscle in the human body, the "Body Muscle". People waste so much time stretching "parts" of their bodies. But stretching the whole body muscle at once is much easier, just follow these two simple steps.

Step 1

Place your leg on a stool or chair and place your hands on your hips.

Step 2

Push your groin forward.

That's it, your body is now totally warmed up, physically and mentally (the mind is part of the body after all!) You can now undertake any activity you want, like Skydiving, fighting a panther or playing Chunga.

You can stretch the body muscle anywhere. Even a busy intersection.