HEYYYYY!!



This Saturday, join me for a splendid party at Retro Fit!  It's kind of a belated B-day celebration for (me!) and an early B-day celebration for LeMay.  We're also trying to raise funds to keep Retro Fit open.  Come support a rad small local business, watch a fun show and say hello!

Also, feel free to invite friends...

Hope to see you!
XOXO
Kate/Kegel


Details forwarded from LeMay below...

Retro Fit, is hosting it's 2nd in a series of cocktail fundraiser birthday parties, (or something to that effect!)

On THIS Saturday March 28th, in an attempt to sponsor our own economic stimulus package and further the awareness of the plight of the small business, Retro Fit is pleased to host "BAILOUTloud"

Hosted by the ever-lovely and super popular LeMay (that's me),
the show will feature the talents of the hilarious Kegel Kater and the re-emergence of Miss Edie Modular.

It's also a post and pre Birthday Party for Kater and Myself...so please come out and show the love..so to speak!

We are also pleased to present Psychic Drag Tarot Readings with Madame Marsha.

There is a $5 suggested door donation, which will be good for a $5 LAME BUCK voucher towards your next purchase of $20 or more.

In the spirit of a good ole fashion 'rent' party, please feel free to BYOEverything, and show this small business your support.

Retro Fit
910 Valencia St
Sat March 28th
7-11p
415.550.1530

Cheers, and hope to see you there!

Steven LeMay

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www.prettypretty.org

So, quickly now...Because I haven't much time:

This week:

1) Finished my last paper of my undergraduate career

2) Getting ready for 2 weeks off from school AND work (to my friend who wanted to start a sex podcast, I'm ready!)

3) Had a great time being back up zombie for Peaches Christ's "My Name is Bruce" preshows (Yes, the movie has problems.  As you may have guessed from the previews, it's kinda racist!  I even believe that race jokes can work and they can be funny, but this isn't the free-for-all of the 1950's, people!...  At least some acknowledgement of the fact that this can be problematic, please?!  I won't continue, beacause, you know, this is a quick blog) ...But on the positive Bruce Campbell (in person) was friendly and pretty hunky--which is so weird because I never thought he was in his movies.

5) My sister, who is pregnant with morning sickness, informed me today that she barfed into a skillet (and all this steam hit her face ...and bla..bla..gross!  ...But probably good for the skin?)

6) My website is up.  I've got some changes to make, but it's a start.  Go look at it.  It's prettypretty.org
What else...Oh yeah

7) I could be wrong, but I THINK I'm going to Phoenix next week.

OK, that be it.  Bye!!
XXOO
K

I got dressed up and went to see Anna Warhola this morning. She seems like she's really doing great. We joked, we talked about her artwork and her big comeback to the Charley Horse stage.

She was a little freaked out about not remembering how she ended up at the hospital and because she'd "never been dead before." Can't say I blame her. She seemed really eager to talk because she's trying to remember stuff. I recommend that people stop in and say hi to her.

We love you Anna! Keep on getting better!
XOXO
K

Title: Odd Busygal seeks Interesting Boy or Girl- w4mw - 28 (San Francisco)

Body: Like a female-Crispin-Glover kind of odd.

Aside from that fact, I actually don't have trouble meeting people. I'm just looking to diversify the friend pool.

I'm looking for sexy and creative people around my age to hang out with. Does it break the rules of "strictly platonic" if I want my friends to be hot? I'm a single sex-pot who's extremely picky with whom I sleep and not looking for a girl or boyfriend right now--but I would not mind a nice, juicy crush. Mmmmm...

A bit about me: I'm a busy practicing artist. I do (dare I say) performance art and films. I have a unique look, but I'm considered by many to be quite pretty. I'm 5'7", long blond and blue and have a slender, feminine figure. I'm kind of a fashion mutt and I don't follow a certain look, hip or otherwise. I'm very open-minded. I love queers. I can be moody but I'm also very rational. I love going out to eat and seeing strange art and movies. I have a dirty mind. I'm clean, but cluttery. I love creatures. I know how to fix things and I have a way with technology. I don't do drugs and I barely drink. I'm a full time student who can fall into workaholic mode easily.

Who I'd like to meet: Ladies, gentlemen and anyone in between who is around my age. I want to meet people with interesting lives and hobbies...Hot dorks...
People of any race or nationality. People who are a little odd. People who can make me laugh. People comfortable with themselves. People who like the things I like. People who are not too manly or girlie.

Sound like you? Tell me about yourself. If you want a response, please send your picture. I'll send mine.

My google chat today with Nadan... Thought I'd share:

"N:
I went to see my first Israeli drag show last week!


KK:
no way!
What was it like?


N:
Yes way! It was in Jerusalem, as well.

I was dying to tell you.

It was completely by chance.

I didn't know about it, but apparently they are running for the last 4 years!

It was about an hour long with a short break in the middle, and there where only two queens in it.

They where both hosting and lipsyncing.


KK:
what was the crowd like?


N:
There were a couple of lame numbers, but most of it was hilarious.

The crowd was the strange part.

95% gay men, some orthodox!

They were kissing all over the place.

It was so strange watching everything in Hebrew...

The vibe was very much like Charlie horse, or maybe between it and trannyshack...

It had the rusticness of Charlie horse but not as sleazy.

It had a lot more standup comedy style of stuff.

Some of it was extremely funny.

And the queens where very good most of the time.

Smart."




(this concludes the drag portion of interview)
(**sigh**)


-K

Eating lunch, which included chicken salad. 




Bit down on a huge ball of slimy gristle.




Nearly vomited.




Picked up a napkin to spit it out into.




Napkin was folded in half.




Unfolded napkin & raised it to mouth




Discovered that napkin had previously been used by coworker as Kleenex --full of liquid snot.




FIN

Hello, friends!



Come to Trannyshack tonight and see my big Bowie number. Crammed onto that tiny stage with me will be Veronica Lewinski, HystErica, L. Ron Hubby, Lady Bear and Juanita Fajita.



See my third and final performance at Trannyshack! My (biological) mother is even coming down for this one.
More info below...

Loves,
Kegel/KateR

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Tuesday 6/17- Help Heklina celebrate her Birthday with a salute to her favorite artist, presenting a "David Bowie Tribute Night"! Featuring co-hostess Kiddie!



There are now 8 Trannyshack's left.



Featuring brilliant, androgynous performances by:

Heklina
Fauxnique
Kiddie
Vinsantos
Putanesca
Raya Light
Glamamore
Jordan L'Moore
Crickett Bardot
Falsetta Knockers
Valentine
Kegel Kater
Jupiter
and more!


Trannyshack at The Stud
399 9th St.



@ Harrison

Show at midnight, $8 cover

Yesterday was a crazy day because I had gone straight from school to the other campus to work ALL NIGHT on homework. I mean alllll night. I worked until 7:45am and then took a little nap on the CCA couch until my class at 8am. Then, I had class until 3pm, work from 3:30-8pm and after that it was time to get dressed and learn my backup for Trannyshack. Here are some fabu photos from last night!!
Some of these I stole off of Jennifer or Heklina's flickr



In Suppository Spelling's number with Raya Light, Extremity, and Felicia Felatio



Total 'tude!



Bad Ass bitches...And I'm smokin!




In Tweaka Turner's number with Heklina and FruitBomb


The lovely Fruitbomb and Tweaka Turner!


I am actually getting molested by Raya Light AND Becky Motorlodge at the SAME TIME! Woo!


Fierce bitches!


Love the Lady Bear!



Extremity and I: We're a DUO now!


Gorge!


Pretty Kiddie

More photos on my Flickr!

Okay, I'm tired of writing now.
...After Trannyshack, it was more Sparky's fun with the Extremity, Lady Bear and Jeremiah. Then, I went home and slept until 3pm today. Woke up with crusty glued-shut eyes.
The end!

XOXOXO
Kegels

This is what I woke up to:






Good morning, world!



Will the diseases ever end?

I have had that bronchial/sinus thing for almost 2 months. I DID go to the doctor and he said to either wait it out or take some antibiotics. Frankly, I haven't got time for the yeast infection, so I opted to wait it out.
I'm almost done with my cough, so that's good, I guess. But now I've got a blood-infested crust ball!

This is convenient because I've decided to allow myself to develop a crush on a boy at my school--a STRAIGHT guy--and I really wanted to get my flirt on today. He's pretty yummy, maybe a little young, but who cares. I just want to make out...Photo major... CUTE cute butt and nice legs. (I know, I'm gay.). Unfortunately, he doesn't have a myspace account that I can stalk him on, so it might be a little difficult.

More info later...
K