I have come to the conclusion
that 2 weeks straight of riding
across country in a van, inclined
and watching movies on a laptop,
has led to the atrophy of my muscles...
so two days ago I joined
the local gym
I can barely move
my tits hurt
I can't bend over
without moaning like
a septuagenarian
so this must be progress
my wife informed me that I should
get a HEAVY laptop so I could
get at least some excercise
when I lifted it off of my gut
to go to the bathroom...
did I mention my tits hurt?
I mentioned that to my wife
and she concluded that I might need
a sports bra if I was going
to continue this working out business
she's a funny one
and once again I'm at the very
bottom of workout hill...
and it's a LONG way to the top
my tits...
they hurt
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