Brando and Dith, two alien creatures from the planet N.A.S.A. in a far away galaxy, have traveled light years.


Destination: Earth.


Purpose: To study the Human Race.


...After a fluke malfunction, Brando and Dith's space vehicle, the Purple Helmet comes crashing down.  Miraculously un-scathed, the Shoot Yer Wads land in Rio De Janeiro during Carnival.


The rhythms were irresistible, the Brahma was flowing, and the dancing was contagious.
Infected by the spirit of Carnival, Brando and Dith joined the party bouncing along with the beat.


The Shoot Yer Wads traditional D.D.R. dance moves lead to a discovery.  The most fascinating and mysterious phenomena of all....The Boner!  Amazed and amused they found everyone rising to the occasion, including one extraordinary man named Casio Nova.  Casio took the creatures to his stylish Casio studio.  Brando and Dith immediately fell in love with the sounds and beats of the keyboards.  They began making music to record their experiences and spread the seed of love for Dance, Casio, Brahma and Woodies.

Casio Nova took them straight to New York to meet famed producer "Touch". Casio Nova knew he would instantly understand Brando and Dith's excitement and could work with their "casio only" palette.


Casio Nova and Touch took the girls around town to get them a record deal.  They faced rejection after rejection from labels claiming they were "too hairy," or their choice of costume wasn't "sexy" enough.  Already discouraged, one label went too far by saying "Casio's are outdated...and so are Boners."  But nothing could stop the Shoot Yer Wads from continuing to study their most intriguing find and write songs about their research. They decided to release their songs for free and hope that fan enthusiasm would propel them where they need to go.


With the Purple Helmet demolished and communication with N.A.S.A impossible,  the Shoot Yer Wads have just one goal...TO GET BACK TO BRAZIL!!!