the very idea that sarah palin could be part of the leadership of the world produces a palin-dromic effect:

OOOOOOOOO

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

ladies and gennelmen, the moment you've all been waidin for...

(...opens the envelope...)

it's a ... BOY!!!!!

BOY!!!!!!!! OH BOY!

 garçon + + junge + + ragazzo + + niño 

four months to go! ALLEZ THE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am so off ended

off ended! i am a fence! such a fence

OF FENSIVE?

"J'off end, donc je suis"

"offendo ergo sum" 

thank you, and bonsoir.

Gazza: BOOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Howay Pavarotti Like Man Nessun Dorma Man WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

VIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNCCCCCEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO 

oh waddle, like man, don't miss the guuhl like man, haway waddle man what dya kick it op theah for man, that bohl is neva gannin dohwn fram theah like man

NESSSSUUUUUNNNNN DOOOOOORRRRRRMMMMMMAAAAA

DES AND NORMA

CIAO PAVAROTTI 

adios tony

au revoir tony

auf wiedersehen tony

farvel tony

arrivederci tony

da svidaniya tony

do widzenia tony

adjo tony

tot ziens tony

over a hundred degrees again

PHEEEEWWWWW!!!

What a Scorcher

PHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!

PHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEWWW!!!!

PHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

freddie starr ate my hamster

and it's not even july yet

Paris Stanley Fletcher Hilton, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence.

Boo Hoo Hoo! Boo hoo hooho hoo hoo!!! boo hoo hoo!!!!!

You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner.

Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo! BOO hoo hooh ooh oo hoo hooo!!

We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences — you will go to prison for five minutes

BOOO HOO HOO!!!! Boooooohooooooohoooooooo!!!!

BOOOOOOHOOOOHOOOO!!!

BOO FUCKING HOO!

i got on that plane

NNNNYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

to LA(X)

i got on that bus

VRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM (dingding)

got back on that plane, and eventually onto another plane

NYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAOOOOOWWWWWW

NNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (thank you for flying virgin)

London, spend spend spend

but not praha

NNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

and i found myself back in the u s again

RAAAAAAAYYYYYYAAAAAAAYAAAAAYAYAAAAAAYAYAIINNNN

RRRAAAAAIIIINNNNN

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiyiiiiiiiyiiiiiyiyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnne

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

NNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

RAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

(ching....ching....)

i don't mind.

(vrrrruuuuup, vrrruuup, backwards guitars)