How "White and Nerdy" are you?

[x] You mow your front lawn.
[ ] You were first in your class at MIT.
[ ] You drop skills as a champ at D&D.
[x] M.C. Escher is your favorite MC.
[ ] You drink earl grey tea instead of a 40.
[x] Your rims never spin to the contrary.
[ ] All your action figures are cherry.
[ ] Stephen Hawking is in your library.
[x] Your myspace page is all totally pimped out.
[x] People are begging for your top 8 spaces.
[ ] You know pi to 1,000 places.
[ ] You don't have grills, but you still wear braces.
[ ] You order all of your sandwiches with mayonnaise.
[x] You're a whiz at minesweeper and you play for days.
[x] There's no killer app you haven't run.
[x] You're 1 at Pascal.
[x] You do vector calculus just for fun.
[x] You don't own a gat.
[ ] You do own a soldering gun.
[ ] Happy Days is your favorite theme song.
[x] You could kick anybody's butt in a game of ping-pong.
[x] You'll ace any trivia quiz that can be brought on.
[ ] You're fluent in Javascript.
[ ] You're fluent in Klingon.
[ ] You have a Segway.
[ ] You collect X-Men comics.
[ ] You protect the pens in your pocket.
[ ] You have an ergonomic keyboard.
[ ] You shop online for deals on writable media.
[ ] You edit Wikipedia.
[x] You memorized Holy Grail and can recite it on command.
[x] You have a business doing websites.
[ ] You made a homepage for your dog.
[x] You own a fannypack.
[ ] You spend nights with a roll of bubble wrap.
[x] You're whiter than sour cream.
[ ] You were in AV Club.
[ ] You were in Glee Club.
[x] You were on the chess team.
[ ] The only question you ever thought was hard:  Kirk or Picard.
[ ] You spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair.
[ ] You have your name on your underwear.
[x] You wanna bowl with the gangstas.

18/43 = 41.860465116279069767441860465116% White and Nerdy