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Ramin Nazer

Ramin Nazer


Last Updated: 11/22/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 25
Sign: Leo

City: Austin
State: Texas
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/22/2004

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Thursday, January 15, 2009 
5:28 AM 
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Thursday, January 15, 2009 
5:23 AM 
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Monday, November 10, 2008 
if i see one more My Name is Earl promo, someone's getting shot in the face...

probably me.
3:57 PM 
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Tuesday, September 02, 2008 
I bet Oedipus never had to worry about his mom walking in on him.
3:36 AM 
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Tuesday, September 02, 2008 
I will name my first daughter "Becca". And if anything happens to her death-wise, I will have another daughter and name her REbecca.

Same goes for my son, Pete.
3:31 AM 
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Tuesday, September 02, 2008 
I have a black belt in karate. But I have brown shoes in kung fu. It's these two mixed fighting styles that allows gays to make fun of me.
3:30 AM 
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Tuesday, September 02, 2008 
I know the robot presidential elections aren't until 2087, but I'm really hoping Hilary Clintron gets the nomination over Robama.
3:24 AM 
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Thursday, August 28, 2008 
carltonw22 (6:20:20 PM): just go ahead and shoot me your resume and ill pass it along to the HR department
daddydbish (6:20:36 PM): when students start sending you emails like that you should respond:
daddydbish (6:20:45 PM): fuck off you piece of shit loser....
daddydbish (6:20:57 PM): Carl-tron 5000...CEO of awesomeness
daddydbish (6:21:11 PM): break their fragile hearts
carltonw22 (6:21:15 PM): p.s. eat my shit faggot
daddydbish (6:21:19 PM): hahahaha
daddydbish (6:21:20 PM): YES
daddydbish (6:21:24 PM): IN A SEPARATE EMAIL
carltonw22 (6:21:28 PM): hahahaah
daddydbish (6:21:33 PM): THAT YOU SEND IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE FIRST ONE
daddydbish (6:21:44 PM): subject line:
daddydbish (6:21:46 PM): Re: Moron
carltonw22 (6:22:13 PM): then send them one each week for the rest of his life telling him waht a fucking loser he is and that his parents hate him
daddydbish (6:22:23 PM): hahahahahaha
daddydbish (6:23:04 PM): then start sending him pictures of himself as a child in the mail, and write long letters telling him what a dweeb he is going to grow up to be/already is
daddydbish (6:23:47 PM): make him have the epiphany 6 years into the fiasco "wow, this guy is really taking a lot of his own personal time to harass me, a complete stranger..."
carltonw22 (6:24:08 PM): and he really seems to enjoy it
daddydbish (6:24:26 PM): then, show up at his daughter's prom, years from now, and tell her how ugly her dress/mother are
daddydbish (6:24:37 PM): and punch her in the face
carltonw22 (6:24:41 PM): hahahaha
daddydbish (6:26:11 PM): then, email him, apologizing for the 'confusion,' tell him you think you might have a position for him...then, when he gets to the office, make him bend over and yell, "THE POSITION IS DOGGIE STYLE YOU SHIT FACE"
daddydbish (6:26:20 PM): and have the intern give it to him
daddydbish (6:26:55 PM): then continue sending the hate-inspired emails as if the raping never occurred
carltonw22 (6:27:42 PM): YES!!hahaha
carltonw22 (6:27:45 PM): god yes
daddydbish (6:28:15 PM): YES!!! i was just about to tell you to send this to ramin
carltonw22 (6:28:48 PM): i just read it out loud
daddydbish (6:29:10 PM): then, send him his most hated candy bar, WRAPPED IN HIS FAVORITE CANDY BAR'S WRAPPER for valentine's day
daddydbish (6:29:12 PM): with the note
carltonw22 (6:29:18 PM): ahahahahah
daddydbish (6:29:20 PM): you're gay and no one loves you
daddydbish (6:29:25 PM): signed:
daddydbish (6:29:26 PM): your mom
carltonw22 (6:30:01 PM): hahahahah holy shit
carltonw22 (6:30:30 PM): that kid will never knew what hit him
daddydbish (6:30:59 PM): then, dress up like a stogie old Jew, AND DON'T GIVE HIM A LOAN FOR A NEW HOUSE
daddydbish (6:31:18 PM): (because they'll give loans to anyone)
carltonw22 (6:31:26 PM): you said it
daddydbish (6:31:49 PM): then, buy out his favorite fast food chain and close them all down
daddydbish (6:32:14 PM): and send a letter to all the stock holders that simply reads "everyone who loves this place has emotional issues"
carltonw22 (6:32:55 PM): hahah
daddydbish (6:33:15 PM): vote republican in all the future elections, just so the economy stays bad and he has more trouble finding a job...
carltonw22 (6:33:18 PM): then give them all bus tokens and his address telling them it was his fault
daddydbish (6:34:25 PM): have sex with every fat, tall woman in town, then treat the unwanted children like junkyard dogs, just so you can raise an army of degenerates to keep harassing him in the future
carltonw22 (6:35:24 PM): pay a clown to follow him around to every job interview and right before he goes into the interview have the clown hit him with a pie
daddydbish (6:35:25 PM): study astro-physics so you can build a bomb to detinate the moon, just so he can't have any light whatsoever after dusk
daddydbish (6:35:34 PM): hahahahahahaha
carltonw22 (6:36:36 PM): then go to his mother's house get her to fall in love you you, marry her, then you become his step father and give him shit all the time for being a jobless loser
daddydbish (6:36:47 PM): make a documentary on child labor in foreign countries, produce it and send him the only copy in a forged NetFlix envelope with the closing screen: Even these assholes have jobs, you asshole
carltonw22 (6:37:04 PM): ahahah
carltonw22 (6:37:57 PM): and lower his allowance
daddydbish (6:38:24 PM): then email him telling him that some girls don't start having their period until they're 16
daddydbish (6:38:29 PM): just to make him feel uncomfortable
daddydbish (6:39:06 PM): and send him a tampon in the mail every third tuesday
carltonw22 (6:39:15 PM): haahah
daddydbish (6:39:59 PM): then send him an email that says, 'i think powertable may be hiring, did you contact them?'
daddydbish (6:40:45 PM): then, when he contacts you, write back saying 'yeah, i think we might have a position for you..."
carltonw22 (6:40:54 PM): hahah
daddydbish (6:41:18 PM): then, when he comes in, have a new intern (a goth kid you hired, especially for this situation) rape him doggie style again
carltonw22 (6:41:44 PM): haha
daddydbish (6:42:05 PM): and when he's done, shaking violently on the ground, laying in a pool of shame, throw him a towel and say, never mind, the position has been filled......slut
carltonw22 (6:42:25 PM): we dont hire FAGGOTSQ
carltonw22 (6:42:29 PM): !
daddydbish (6:42:49 PM): then never contact him again...so he begins to think, damn......even that guy, who's emailed me for the last 37 years, doesn't want to acknowledge me anymore....
daddydbish (6:43:03 PM): and don't go to his funeral when he commits suicide
daddydbish (6:43:39 PM): then, send photographic evidence that it was indeed this guy, not osama, who was responsible for 9/11
daddydbish (6:43:47 PM): and have them print it in the textbooks
daddydbish (6:43:56 PM): fini
carltonw22 (6:44:09 PM): nice work
daddydbish (6:44:11 PM): thanks
daddydbish (6:44:18 PM): couldn't have done it without you
daddydbish (6:44:28 PM): that's my present to you
carltonw22 (6:44:29 PM): i do what i can
carltonw22 (6:44:34 PM): best one all day
daddydbish (6:44:35 PM): on this, your glorious birthday
4:18 AM 
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008 
djsandy84(12:50:14 AM): oh man remember that asian guy who's statuses i would read and were always crazily depressed?
raminnazer(12:50:23 AM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH YES
djsandy84(12:50:23 AM): here's his recent one: Toufu Vang "please... if you ever really loved me... please just hold my hand."
raminnazer(12:50:35 AM): TOUFU!?? AHHRHRRAAAAAAAAARHAHRAHHGGHGHAGHAGHA
djsandy84(12:50:42 AM): chek out his picture
djsandy84(12:50:42 AM): 
raminnazer(12:51:09 AM): PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAHA
raminnazer(12:53:40 AM): can i write a balog about this or would you get in trouble?
djsandy84(12:54:01 AM): web log on my friend
5:55 AM 
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 
...lots of money. I owe the City of Austin money for:

Parking ticket ($25)
Not-wearing-a-seatbelt ticket ($114)
Expired registration sticker ticket ($154)
DWI Trial/Lawyer/Classes (thousands...god i dont even want to calculate this one)

These were all so easily avoidable, just barely missed it.

Parking Ticket: Got to the car just as ticket was being put on it.
Not-wearing-a-seatbelt ticket: Only got it cause I got the attention of the cop by giving a hello-nod and smiling while next to him at a light.
Expired registration sticker ticket: Got it on my way to get my car inspected.
DWI: Not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign. Maybe going 5mph.

I'm hoping to unlock some secret level in life if I get ALL the car-ownership-induced violation tickets... It'll probably just be like the 121st star in Mario Galaxy though. Why did they even make that level? Dehh..

8:43 AM 
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