Make fukin sense, all you dumbfuks out there that like to use the number 3 in place of letters, thats automatic deletion...i get to many emails to waste time on sum fuk head who needs a GED...

Emailing me tellin me how high you are or wasted you are, that doesnt impress me..those of you that no me, no i work out 2 times a day an dont smoke or drink...

Emailing me askin to get on a mix tape, then instead of send me an MP3 you tell me to downlaod it...lol Thats why you willl never be shit...your fukin lazy..

Asking me to listen to your tracks, then getting mad at me when i tell you to get a job...if your afraid of the answer, then dont ask...theres like 250 million people on myspace, 200 million of them think they have talent...of the 200 million, there might be less then a million of US who actully have done anything or will do anything..Most of you jus wanna say your a CEO or Your in the music bizness to get sum pussy, or to justify why your a drunk hanging out in the club 4 nights a week..

 If you email me tellin me your the BEST at anything, it wont get read, Trust me your NOT...

Just because one of your 6 baby daddies bought you a thong an took pics of you an you put them on myspace, that doesnt make you a model...lol  most likly your still a hood rat..

emailing me asking me to comment on your photos, or leave you sum comments, that will not work..Leaving me a comment jus so you can get one is the same thing me 14 year old does...

Look, i dont expect emails to have perfect punctuation or spelling, i cant spell for shyt...But fukin please, make sense...

EXAMPLE OF WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT::::

EY WUT IT DO LADIES N GENTS! WELL DIZ B DA O.d.G FAN PG! DUN MESSAGE ME BOUT DO I NOE YOU? WHOS DIZ? KUZ I WUNT REPLY, IF U A FAN YO ASS KAN TAKE TYME N READ DA PG! WELL DERS MIC SIGNZ DA 2ND ON TOPS! DERS MC MONEY DA 3RD ON TOPS! N DERS FRESH DA 4TH ONE ON TOPS! SO IF YALL WANN HOLLA U ALREDY NOE WURR 2 GET AT EM! N IF YALL WANN DO BIZZ GET AT MIC SIGNZ!! N FO ALL HATAZ GET DUN FOGET YALL R JUST PROMOTING DEM! 1

all yall that email me skin why i didnt approve ur comment, u can blame that on all the fukin spammers...i get literly 3-400 comments that need approval so i may never actully see ur comment..sorry bout that

1.  Dont use a pic of u in a thong and then quote the bible...

2.  Jus cuz my page has rap music, dont assume im black...

3.  Jus becasue i send a freind request, that doesnt mean i wanna have sex  with you

4.  I only have a top 24, so dont be mad if you never make it.

5.  Dont ask me to listen to your  music if you dont want a honest answer.

6.  I rarly work for free so dont ask..

7.  Jus cuz your from SA, that doesnt mean i OWE you..

8. Dont leave HTML on my page if yours doesnt allow it..

9. If you WEAR GLASSES then i have to be your friend...

10. More to come,,,

Ive decided to sell my alarm clock, his name is Kaiden ..This alarm clock is perfect if u want to be up everyday at 5 15am hes perfect for u..Come home at 4:00am, no problem he'll make sure ur up at 5:15...Tell him to leave u alone, he wont listen, Turn away from him, no problem, he will pick up whatevers closest an hit u in the head....This alarm clock cannot be tricked either, Tell him "go bother ur sister" he will, right when u fall back to sleep the alarm clock comes back only hes crying now cuz his sister smacked him...This alarm clock now wants revenge for the thrashing his sister gave him at 5:30..His instrument for revenge..You..Nuthin like beating a 12 year old at 5:30 in the morning to get your blood flowing, hearing her scream while your alarm clock is laughing is quite the rush...Now after youve exhausted yourself beating the 12 year old you wanna go back to sleep..Nope the alarm clock needs OATMILK, being a alarm clock makes you hungry...I see what your thinking, Ill jus put the oatmilk in front of the alarm clock an go back to sleep...Nope, cuz after the alarm clock eats, he poops..yea thats what diapers are for..Nope, Picture yourself back in a deep sleep, Late for work, But then you hear, Daddy, POOPOOS, You think so, he can sit in it while you catch sum more sleep, But then you hear, Daddy, POOPOOS on my hand.....you contemplate this for a few the more you think about it the more awake you are..How could the alarm clock have poop on his hands..And if he does what did he touch besides your face when he was tellin u about it...Then you hear, daddy, POOPOOS in my diaper see...You hear this and it only means one thing, the alarm clock pooped took his diaper off and is now sittin on your $400 comforter teillng you about it.... So if you have trouble gettin up in the morning this alram clock is perfect for you..Ill even rent him out, Please i jus wanna see whats its like to get up and its already daylight....

ok, so i get at least 3 emails a day askin me what they gota do to hook up or hang out..after many hours of thought, ive come up with a simple test that will let u no B4 u email me..Its based on a  point total..If u reach 15 points then its all good, if u fall short then we can  only be friends,,

Black WOMEN  5 points

Wear glasses       3 points

 have kids            1 point

 Freak                 3 points

 Have Job           2 points

 Black Women  add another 5 points

  Dark Skinned   2 points

  Braids              1 point

  Braids with no new grow  2 points

  Black women add another 5  points 

  If  i no ur baby daddy  -1 point

 If we already had sex and u jus changed ur hairstyle to trick me   -3 points

 Have all ur baby daddys on child support     - 8 points

 Have stabbed or shot ur baby daddy           -15    u lose all ur black points     and are now equal to a white women

  if u were to walk in on me an ur best freind and u would get mad     -10 points

if u were to walk in on me an ur best freind and u start kissin her   10 points

now add up ur total points and if u got 15 then hit me up...

My shyt is chopped an slowed cuz it wanst done by DJ Screw...All these people on here that say there shyt is Screwed are full of shyt..If Screw aint do it it aint screwed...It aint a Screw cd its a U cd...Whatever u wanna call it, one thing u cant is Screwed...

Im kinda of gettin a little tired of every one comin at me that shyt...Yall need to come up wit ur own term....Chopped an ?????

Ok so i get a subway sandwich for lucnh, a little to much mayo, well i had no napkins so i took my sock off to clean my mouth..I look out of the corner of my eye an my daughter is watching me and she proceds to tell me im disgusting and that its gross..I tell her that my socks had only been on my foot for like a hour..She doesnt see how that it makes it better...Then then little shit calls my mom, her meme, an told on me..Now im getting hygien emails from my mom....So whos right and should i cancel X-mass for her being a snitch..?

ok i wrote that blog in fun..i went to bed thinkin it was kinda of funny and woke up with 52,411 emails asking me all kinds of questions...lol   I WAS A JOKE....LEAVE IT ALONE..

IF I REALY DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS YOU WILL NEVER KNOW....