KROTCHRAUT FINALLY FOUND THE PHONE JACK IN THEIR CAVE IN SWEDEN, IN MY ROOM, UPSTAIRS!

WE'RE BACK!

Yeah!

And we're still brutal and stuff...

Yeah, we're so brutal, we're brutally brutal!

WE ICH KVLT!

WE NOT GERMAN!


Member Updates-

Ardy Emgee - Still the same, might try out some new vocals on the new tracks. Might.
He also has even more of a chin beard now. He still hates you all. :)

Aress Begee - Will soon be going to court to have his name officially changed to Arby Emgee (RBMG), and will then become an endorsement for Arby's. Free sandwiches here we come! He still hates you all too, and your damn sandwiches.

Imbred Retard - He's still retarded and he gots the trots.

King Bah Gah - Slappin' the bass. Go watch his new movie starring The Grinch.

Mute Stupid - The only asshole doing any work in this band. Drums are completed for several tracks, and are quite brutal. That zombie is beastly.

Homeless Guy With Tape Recorder Lodged In Face - Is still homeless and making weird noises... Even when not recording. Akerdactyl anyone?



P.S.
Be on the look out for more KrotchRaut stickers!

KrotchRaut has finally finished and released the new song titled "Reapercution"!

In the latest interview with KR member Ardy Emgee, he told fans:

"Sorry to keep you waiting, most BRUTAL KrotchRaut Fans! We hope you like our new song 'Reapercution'. It took us a while to make because of the departure of friends, terrible sleep schedules, and pure unadulterated laziness. Give it a good listen, you might hear something you like! And if not, it's KrotchRaut, what did you expect? We will start to work on more songs in a bit, once again, we apologize for keeping you waiting for soooooooo long in such anticipation that could strangle a baby! With the most searing hate, I bid you adieu!"

Check out Reapercution on the KrotchRaut Youtube page as well!

www.youtube.com/user/krotchraut

Ardy Emgee has decided to finally start practicing guitar, crazy, I know.
Aress Begee will be visiting an old friend on his next few days off this week instead of working on new KrotchRaut material, so we'll be on a mini hiatus.

ALSO!

If you haven't already, check out our YouTube page and SUBSCRIBE!

www.youtube.com/user/krotchraut


PS:
If you want to be a real awesome KR fan, go to Best Buy that's over on 83rd and Bell and look for KrotchRaut stickers in the Dragonforce and Mastodon section lol. If they're still there, TAKE A PICTURE AND SEND IT TO US!

PSPS:
Be on the look out for KrotchRaut stickers in other places such as, The New Testament and Random Magazines/Parking Signs in Boswell Hospital or TARGET!

The mission to make terrible music is going great! We are spamming everywhere, and have mainly gotten positive responses besides a terrible forum with a bunch of retarded degenerates in it, but who cares what they think? Oh and by the way, look out for random KrotchRaut stickers in the Peoria, Arizona area. :D That's right we have stickers.