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Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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City: Chicago aka Tweak Central
State: Illinois
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/28/2005

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Monday, May 18, 2009 

Current mood:  excited
Category: Music

Live from the planet of "Tweak Central", it's Chicago's Wildest Drunken Monkeee

love,peace,and fatgirls. It's nice to see you all and i do hope all is well for you and your family as we speak, i would like to thank you for supporting me and my "Tweak Central" movement for all of these years, thank you for taking time to help spread my feel good virus by coming to shows,buying my music,and just loving me for the character God bless me to me. Now i want to give you something that i feel is from the bottom of my heart and it been a long time since i bless you with some eardrum medicine. Now  Drunken Monkeee Presents....."Live From Tweak Central"The Mixtape featuring all new music from me like

"Jungle Music",and the head-banging Anthem "Orangutan", the Mixtape also include music from Chicago's brightest Underdogs Such as Bijou, Christine Marie, Blah Blah Blah,ILL-LEgit ,Neo.com, Blackdaylight,The High Channel,Professor Gorilla Dickens and more.  Once you dowload this album for free

http://www.zshare.net/download/601120925a8da093/

Prepare to to take a trip thu this Electronic,Hip Hop,Nu-Jazz,and House musical fusion brought to you by Chicago's favorite space cadet Drunken Monkeee. It's always nice talking to you and i pray you all have stress free year until then i'm Chicago's Wildest

the Man,

the Myth,

the Legend

Drunken MOnkeee

 

"Live From Tweak Central"The mixtape(FREE DOWNLOAD)

http://www.zshare.net/download/601120925a8da093/

 

for more info:

booking@Tweakcentralacademy@gmail.com

www.reverbnation.com/drunkenmonkeee

www.myspace.com/drunkenmonkeee

www.imeem.com/drunkenmonkeee

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Friday, May 01, 2009 



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Sunday, February 15, 2009 

Category: Parties and Nightlife
Sunday,Feb 22nd
Drunken MOnkeee Presents "The Fish Fillet"Birthday Party
(In Honor Of Drunken MOnkeee)
@The Snuggle'Krunch PalAce
****SecrEt Location****
5pm-12AM
Food,Drinks,& The Birthday Boy Monkeee
Music By: DJ FreezeRock  &  Blackdaylight spinning
(Soul,Deep HouSe,Nu-Grooves,Reggae,Electronic)
ImPORTANT: I asked that everyone please either bring a dish, a dessert, or a beverage(pop or Liquor). I invite you and your friend to experience the "Fish Fillet" pt 1
For more info Please give me a call@773-979-5343
until then love,peace,and chicken waffles
Thursday, February 05, 2009 

Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping
CHECK OUT DRUNKEN MONKEEE'S ONLINE INTERVIEW@
ROLLINGOUT.COM/MUISC,
AND GO TO YOUR NEAREST NEWSPAPER STAND TO PUT UP THIS MONTH ISSUE OF ROLLINGOUT.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008 

Category: Blogging

OK

where do i start

for so many years i believed in Santa Claus until i was 13 yrs old and when i found out there was no damn Santa i was pissed off

I actually believe there was a big ass white dude with a white beard that will come down my Roof and bring me all the toys i dream about IF i was good,

But now that i'm older and have a child of my own 

i been thinking do i really want my daughter to believe in  Santa Claus

if there actually was a real person that did the things that we been program to believe as  KIDS i have no problem

but you know and i know ain't no damn Santa Claus

i mean Santa Claus is me

Santa Claus are working parnets that want to give they kids the best on this Holiday

i work hard to get everything my daughter Harmoni wants

i put up with theses long ass Chirstmas shopping lines

i go across nations just to find one damn toy she wants

and after all that

i tell her Santa Claus brought it to her(Not to mention )we teach our kids not to lie

so who is in the wrong

i was talking to one of my co-worker  TERRELL about this and he made a good point  and said WHy DO BLACK PEOPLE  PROGRAM THEY KIDS INTO BELIEVING THAT A WHITE FAT MAN IN A RED SUIT WILL BRING OUR KIDS GIFTS,(AIN'T THAT A BITCH)

I mean it's so crazy that we program our kids into believing  this and  then when they see a black man in A santa Outfit they get mad and say that's not the real Santa

so i'm curious

and i wonder what other parnets think

so blog with me and  let me know what you think

 

 

Wednesday, December 17, 2008 

Category: Blogging
good morning my moonshine
give me a kiss
let me take a shot
so where the pain is aT it can burn and fixes,
look at this
a drunk monkeee in the morning time
swimmming in a world of daydreams and lost touch with reality
i'm flowing
flowing in a hidden world of "i wish"the magical city.
so ms. moonshine let me take a hit
take away my plenty of this morning voicemail and replace it
with visionS of happy carebears smoking they pride in a 24 feet nicely roll blunt of that good stuff,

Ms moonshine
i need to taste you in the morning
just to make it thru the day
uGLY I GOT God cd on repeat
and my track is"everything will be ok"
so with that beING said i wipe the tears away
and begin to pray
but i still feel the same way
so i take a hit
i take a shot
so it can burn and take the pain away
now that i'm drunk it's going to be a good day.


Wednesday, December 17, 2008 

Category: Life
Will you shut the fuck up and let me talk before i throw your ass threw the fucking window
cause all you do is talk,and talk,and talk
yo dumb ass never listen,
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i wish sometimes i never met you
never kept you
or never slept with you
but i wouldn't never got a blessing,

sometimes i feel like fuck you and your life
and everything you stand for
i don't know what you seen in my ass aNYway
the way i feel i wish i can take a shit all over your face
cause that's what you make me feel like shit,
like i never thought ABOUT anything
And
like i don't have Goals,
bitch you JUST like to be in Control
you dirty ass Hoe
You sorry ass bitch
go choke yourself*
and EAt a dick
and stick your head in the oven until it melt
and if they don't help
go shoot yourself
and say i did it
i will be happy to take the credit for it
cause you treat me like i don't exist
i see why you can't get a man cause they don't want to put up with you or your shit
Is this to my girlfriend or the mother of my child
i stare at my mind with a angry smile
even a blind man can see misery loves to walk with a dark cloud
shut up bitch and let me talk
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 

Category: Parties and Nightlife

From the people that brought you
"Attack Of The 80 Feet Midgets"
written & Directed by Gary"Shorty"Coleman,

along with the family holiday movie of the year starring
Curtis "Bigfeet" Brown as the homeless Santa Claus
"A Miracle on 89th St.,

Now  Tweek Central Promotions along With Lokua
bring you and your family
Dec 24th
HeartBeat Wednesday's "The Night Hip'hOP"Stole Christmas
playing live@The Morseland Cafe
1218 W.Morse Ave(2 Blks East of Cta Redline)
21 & older,$5
Drs op9pm,free parking
Live Music By:Lokua & Friends,DjEditkut
(Hip Hop,Ole Skool,Deep House,Tribal,Electro,nu-grooves)
YES,YES,YES

Live Performaces By:
BlackdayLight(Captain Osmic-House,Electronic,Nu-Grooves)
Drunken Monkeee(Chicago's Wildest-Hiphop,Soul,Electronic)

First 30 people to receive
"The Snuggle'Crunch King's Chirstmas Love Ballards"
featurng the hit singles"Roasted Honey Nuts" & Me & Mrs. Claus
for more info on please contact lokua@momentsound.com
Thank you for your time and may you and your family have a safe holiday
with a stress free new year

Thursday, October 23, 2008 

Category: Blogging

OH SHIT

PLEASE

SAY I'M DREAMING

SAY IT AIN'T SO

IT AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH BEING UNDERGROUND OR COMMERCIAL

BUT I HAD A DREAM I WAS A DRUNK ASS LOOKING HIPSTER WITH SOME TIGHT ASS PANTS ON,

AND IT WAS CRAZY BECAUSE THE HIPSTERS THAT HATE MY GUTS WAS BEING COOL ASS HELL WITH ME GIVING ME MONEY,GIVING ME BEATS,AND ALL THE NAME BRAND CLOTHES I NEED

I HAD A DREAM I WAS WEARING SOME TIGHT ASS PANTS

I WEAR 40 IN THE WAIST AND I WAS TURING RED IN THE FACE

I COULDN'T BREATH

I COULDN'T THINK

I COULDN'T RUN

CAUSE I WAS WEARING SOME TIGHT ASS PANTS

WITH SOME BRIGHT ASS ONES,

OH SHIT WHAT'S GOING ON

MAYBE IT WAS THE WEED

BUT IN THE DREAM A LINE OF COKE WAS SINGING

"COME SNOKE ME"

"COME SNOKE ME"

SAY IT AIN'T SO

THESES TIGHT ASS PANTS GOT MY BELLY LOOKING LIKE IT'S MADE OUT OF JELLO

I WAS WEARING SOME BRIGHT ASS CLOTHES

AND THE COLOR WAS PINK,ORANGE AND YELLOW

SORRY BUT IT'S NOT ME

THEY DRESS 80'S

I DRESS 70'S,

BUT IT WAS THOSES TIGHT ASS PANTS

I COULDN'T FUCK

I COULDN'T DANCE

ALL THE HIPSTERS WAS CHEERING "ALL HAIL THE FAT MAN WITH THOSE TIGHT ASS PANTS"

ALL AROUND

UP,SIDE,DOWN,

THIS FASHION SHIT GOT ME ON A MERRY GO ROUND

THIS AIN'T SHIT TO DO WITH BEING MAINSTREAM OR UNDERGROUND

BUT MY PANTS WAS SO TIGHT PULLING UP I ALMOST FELL TO THE GROUND

EVERYONE START LAUGHING SAYING

"JUMP MONKEEE"

"JUMP MONKEEE " NOW

 I JUMP AND HIT THE GROUND AND I WOKE UP BUTT-NAKED

SMOKING A BLACK AND MILD

NOW HOW THAT SOUND

VENTING WITH DRUNK:I HAD A DREAM OF TIGHT ASS PANTS

 

 

Thursday, October 23, 2008 

Category: Blogging

who stole grandma dildo

nobody knows

grandma sat in the wheelchair looking mad and cold

saying"i'll kill everybody in this muthafucking"

somebody  knows,

if you don't tell me i'll throw a gallon of bleach on your clothes

and pull the hair out your nose

it was orange and the size of a ufo

had alot numbers on it like a zip code

with hair on his chest

uncle Jr walk away slow,

little folks was fighting with cousin all well over weed,rocks,blows

Grandma noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

now she got a shotgun like T.h.c ready to pop someone

runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

the grandchildren ran and trip over the bible

God don't like Ugly

catfish and cole slaw all over the flood

no more kool-aide to be made

if you got a link card we can fuck with flavor-aide

but who going to the store,

then grandma let the dog out the cage

she feed him gun power and call him little james rage

on the flood i was still daze

someone know who got it

no we don't

grandma please behave

could this be the end of days

i'm afraid

ghost rider of the house

grandma dress like nicolas cage

bitch better have my money

cash withdrawl at chase

grandma start throwing knifes at us like we steak

have you saw it

have you seen it

damn i can't believe it

who cook the chicken with no season

grandma gone wild and 50 feet dildo is the reason

like pms we laid out in pain bleeding

and to make shit worst Grandpa was cheating

next thing you Grandma

walk away slow saying i know who took my dildo

i guess that's why happen when old people smoke dro

case close

but still it go on and on

to be contiune..........................................................