Bizarre Magazine features the 2010 Girls and Corpses Calendar in their December issue's Weird World Treats. As Bizarre Magazine says,  "It's that time of the year again! Make sure your 2010 is filled with ladies hotter than nuclear-heated porridge and cadavers
colder than Vanilla Ice's freezer." Order the calendar here: http://www.girlsandcorpsesstore.com/

order here: http://girlsandcorpses.com/store/index.html

Check out the photos from our big Winter issue signing with BIll Moseley, Clare Grant, Jillian Murray, Andrew Divoff and others:

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/features/article_1514125.php/In-Pictures-Signing-For-The-Winter-2009-Issue-Of-Girls-and-Corpses


http://www.exposay.com/robert-steven-rhine-victoria-de-mare-andrew-divoff-kevin-klemm-clare-grant-bill-moseley-and-clare-grant-signing-for-the-winter-2009-issue-of-girls-and-corpses/v/34345/

Don't miss the feature story on Girls and Corpses Magazine in LA WEEKLY.

If you can't locate a print issue of LA WEEKLY click here to read the feature:
http://www.laweekly.com/2009-10-29/la-life/dead-sexy-girls-and-corpses-a-magazine/

Ain't death grand?

RIP,
Corpsy

Read this excellent article by Horror news (dot) net about the censorship of Girls and Corpses Magazine by our own distributer!

Click here:
http://horrornews.net/exclusives/html/Censorship_hits_horror_genre.html#HOME

And please leave a comment.

Thanks Corpses!

rip,
Corpsy

Okay, get this... so we do a special issues spoofing religion, in all its forms in Girls and Corpses Magazine, and we point out the obvious hypocrisy of religion and in return we are censored... by our 'own' distributor?!  It's not entirely their fault. It seems some snot nosed brat in the Bible belt picked up a copy of G&C and started crying or shit themselves or something because now this issue is being covered in plastic wrap.  Is Bizarre Magazine covered in plastic WRAP?  NO!  Do they have nudity? YES!  Do we have nudity? NO! So WTF?!!

It appears that the long bony arms of the Church is wrapping up Girls and Corpses from your view.  In the old days, I would have just been burned at the stake, so I guess I'm getting off easy.  But I was, frankly, shocked that in this day and age, and with all the crap religion puts the world through with wars and as a breeding ground for pedophiles  that people could stand a good laugh on religion. And this issue even has Jesus in it -- James Caviezel star of The Passion of The Christ.

So, now the people that pick up this sealed issue of Girls and Corpses will be sorely disappointed when they find out there is no nudity inside.  And the people who want a good laugh at the expense of religion, but don't want a porn mag, won't even pick it up.

The only way you can help is order the issue and send us your comment to put in the next issue of the magazine.  You can order it here:
GirlsandCorpsesStore.com

We are very proud of this issue and we think you will cherish it.

Pray for us!

Pope Corpsy VII

Read our report in Girls and Corpses here about Stan Helsing and the farting Leslie Neilson:
http://girlsandcorpses.com/print9/stanhel.html

Please repost!!

Thanks Corpses!

Corpsy

Okay -- you ain't going to believe this one.

I bet some of your are wondering why you didn't see Girls and Corpses or Hollie Stevens or Count Smokula at Club Fetish Nation at Circus in Hollywood Saturday night October 10th -- considering all three were main attractions for the highly promoted event.

Well, here's what went down. Girls and Corpses with Corpsy showed up at 7:00 to get our booth all set up with some amazing corpses, including a two-headed corpse.  Also, we had brought along our pals at 1-800-Autopsy and even suggested our friend Count Smokula to host the event. Hollie Stevens, star of Clown Porn, was actually on the front of the poster and flyers for the Circus themed event. So, you would think the club would be happy when Hollie showed up looking amazing and ready to sign autographs at her table.

But when Hollie showed up, we heard she was having trouble getting through security. Huh?! Admittedly Hollie had recently lost her drivers license. So, she had brought along a photo copy of her drivers license stamped by the DMV, her actual birth certificate and a major credit card for ID. Hollie is also 27 and has appeared in hundreds of adult films. Mind you, Hollie managed to get on a plane in San Francisco and get through TSA security with the very same ID the club was now refusing.

We all went through all the proper channels, starting with Cameron who runs the event (who we actually like and runs HELL) also we spoke to the pompous manager and even the owner of Circus, but none of them would let Hollie enter. What Bozos!

I couldn't believe it! I mean Hollie has just flown in from San Francisco on her dime, and gotten all clowed up for the event and had plenty of ID -- enough to get on an AIRPLANE. Hello! Even if she had her original driver's license with her what would it have mattered? SHE WAS MADE UP LIKE A CLOWN!

Now,  I'm a rather loyal corpse and Hollie is my girl. So no Hollie... no Girls and Corpses. Anyhow, we packed up our corpses and split before the night had even begun. My buddy Count Smokula, who was supposed to MC the entire evening, didn't like what went down either so we all went to Canters Deli with Kim Fowley, adorable actress Victoria De Mare and Don, my security buddy, and devoured pastrami and brisket. We made quite the table with Kim in face paint, Count Smokula in his cape white face and fez, Hollie Stevens and Corpsy.

I will never exhibit at Club Fetish Nation or Circus again. It was poorly run, the parking lot was a tangled mess and the security had their heads up their asses. I think Girls and Corpses Magazine has moved beyond these kinds of lowbrow events anyhow, so you can thank Circus for pushing us over the edge. You can read more about this in our upcoming issue of Girls and Corpses Magazine.

If you showed up expecting to see Girls and Corpses Magazine or Hollie Stevens or Count Smokula we truly apologize... because Circus is run by a bunch of clowns.

RIP,
Corpsy

Our new issu, featuring Bill Moseley, will be available to order October 5th. Click here for a preview of the cover:

http://girlsandcorpses.com/print8/enlarge9.html

And don't forget to order our 2010 calendar and summer issue here:
http://www.girlsandcorpsesstore.com/ Rot on! Corpsy

New interview with Corpse on Jazma:
http://www.jazmaonline.com/interviews/interviews2009.asp?intID=441