Well what a wonderful world we live in ?
Last night the 22nd of october ,We decide to go see the Jazz Great John Scofield ,Around 4 songs into the show Bleeding Gums on the sax Started playing two saprano saxes at the same time which reminded me of a muso joke ,I lent over to tell my friend this joke
Joke :How do you get two saxaphone players to play in unison?
answer: give them the same piece of music one semitone apart.
Which both of us cracked up laughing ,
One stuck up prude said ,do you mind your not repecting jazz
I politely said i love jazz so mind your own business ,when a couple of his mates came over
and started saying the same thing ,i politely told them to Fuck off
Before i knew it the was the bouncer was there ,asking me to leave ,i Asked why ,he replied we had complaints ,so without getting to the bottom of this issue ,I was convicted, outed,acused of being drunk without trial,SMART!!whilst out the front of this unamed Bar [Clue spaceship] discussing ,With doorman [thinks hes a bouncer]obviously what a brainless turd he was ,when the boys in blue show up ,threatening to arrest me , sober ,i wander Hindley street in a bit of a rage ,reminding myself that most people with authority are indeed brainless,There are exceptions,
But all of this because of a Joke ?
What is the world coming to ,are all Jazz lovers anal retentive ,or is it just the ones who can't play it ?? i think the latter ,would john scofield be offended ?I dont think so .We as people seek over most things in life happiness ,so wherever it is and your laughing is this a crime ??no wonder the world is confused ,is the rest of the country this pathetic ??i hope not
in review John Scofield was brilliant for the four songs i saw ,I respect Jazz
but not the anal pricks listening to it ,You give it a bad name !!
Jaykle