It sucks. You see ads on careerbuilder.com and ads on craigslist so you have the illusion of opportunity. Little do you know, there's at least 100 other people clicking on that same ad.

One bar posted an ad looking for waitstaff. At least 75 people showed up, including myself. In the interview I asked how many positions they were looking to fill. He said two.

I did a show last night and a guy offered me a job at his real estate office. I never thought I could tell shit jokes, jokes on pedophilia and rape and have the boss say, "You're perfect for the job!" I told him I'd consider it when I was more sober. I asked a friend of mine who just started doing Real Estate how he liked it. He told me in order to do well you have to lie a lot. Which would make sense cos the guy who offered the job seemed a little skeezy.

At some point, I'm going to have to perform some kind of crazy stunt in the city of Boston. Possibly get arrested and get a lot of press out of it. Then people will see my name on the marquee and say, "Hey! Isn't that the kid who stood on top of a sideways parked van on Storrow Dr. and threw cupcakes at oncoming traffic? That was pretty funny, let's go see him perform."

Until then, the search continues.....