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Saturday, January 24, 2009
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Category: Blogging
Look at the size of these bollocks!Here is a little trivia for you nature lovers out there. I learned before coming to Oz that kangaroos have a bifurcated johnny, which means they have two tips on their penis. Many wallabies also have a bifurcated penis, but interestingly (and I must appologise to my friend AJ with whom I had a heated debate for this), neither of the two largest species of kangaroos have this unusual feature. The males of both Grey and Red kangaroos have only one tip on their penis. The ladies roos have three vaginas, two of which (paired lateral vaginae) lead sperm to the wombs, between them is a midline pseudovaginal canal for giving birth! So, it's one for business two for pleasure! In most marsupials, the psuedovaginal canal opens and closes with each birth. The pouch is often called the "second womb" because most of the joey's development occurs there. A rue lounges under the shade The kangaroo is always pregnant, with one roo gestating as another is in the pouch.The mother can put off the gestation of the growing feotus until she has weened her first joey.

Absolutely incredible stuff. And after getting a snapshot of a roo's balls, it's hardly surprising that they do so well and breed out of control.  The Kangaroo population in Australia has been the one native species to flourish under the settlers occupation, with improved irrigation and waterholes providing the food and water they need to prosper. That and the fact that they are pretty hard to catch.

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
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Category: Blogging
 We make front page news!!!!  THEY
started out penniless, barefoot and wearing garbage bags. Four months
later, Gareth Owen, Anne Race and Phil Carr have travelled more than
10,000km and raised $9000 for charity. To Northern Territory NewsTheir
mission was simple: to travel around Australia with no money and
working random jobs, donating every dollar to Book Aid International.
"It's a bit of a risk, but we have a lot of faith in people," Mr Owen said.
"We're trying to see if people have a good heart."
The
journey began on September 21 in Brisbane, after the trio had given
away their possessions and walked the streets naked - wearing only
garbage bags.
"This guy walked up to us, took off his shoes and gave them to Phil. Then he just walked off," Mr Owen said.
"Anne was sorted and clothed within hours. All the guys wanted to help her out."
The UK trio has relied on strangers for food, shelter and petrol as they complete their mission.
"We've found people look at us and say, 'you're an idiot. Here's $5'," Mr Owen said.
"A lot of the time, you're only a request away from getting out of trouble.
"When people say yes, it is absolutely amazing".
The trio arrived in Darwin last week and are still trying to find people who are willing to make work for them.
Since
September, they have found 124 jobs, ranging from collecting alpaca
droppings to disposing of cane toads and sorting through underwear at
St Vincent de Paul.
Their journey's history and contact details can be found on their website www.ascheekyasyoucant.blogspot.com.
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Monday, January 12, 2009
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Phil sits under a crystal clear water fall at Little Crystal Creek Both
Little and Big Crystal Creeks were wonderful. Little Crystal creek's
waterfalls brought very cool and refreshing water to the many carved
out pools cascading downsrream. We swam with eels and shimps arounds
us, showering under the falls. We find a turtle at Big Crystal Creek Paradise Waterhole!
Gareth joins Phill under the waterfall


Big Crystal Creek The
water here was so warm and still. Sharing the naturally enclosed pool
with fish, tadpoles and turtles we jumped off the rocks into the gentle
waters and spent an afternoon floating, looking up at the clouds. Local Children show Gareth how to water bomb



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 After
spending about a week slowly making our way through the many gorgeous
waterfalls and lush beauty spots between Deeral and Townsville we
finally made it back to civilisation. So far the trip has been going
particularly well but I guess we could call this day our day of
frustration, knock backs and general unhappiness. With little to no
food in our bellies we tried
to find somewhere where we could pitch our tent. Trying all the camping
and caravan sights, asking if we could pitch our tent there for a night
so we can get some rest before we started work the following day. We
were greeted with "no room", "not interested", "The boss isn't here",
"there ain't no work for you here", or "we support our own charities".
All valid and fair enough replies to our pleas but non the less very
disheartening. We asked if there was anywhere they knew of where we
could park the van up and sleep in for the night without getting moved
on and the answer was always "no". the cherry on the top was when we
were just on our way to ask another camping sight out of town if they
could help us out and the cheeky van started put putting, coming to a
full stop as the last few drops of petrol evaporated. We were hungry, hot, sticky, dirty, had nowhere to lay our heads and the winds were picking up. After draining what little dregs we could find in the jerry
cans we manged to get the van to the shore front and parked in a public
car park hoping upon hope that the police wouldn't move us on. We eat! Yippee!
Finding a few twigs and sticks we made a fire in one of the free BBQs
and fought the wind to heat up enough water to muster some condensed
soup. The ashes from the fire filmed the soup with charred flakes but
we were too hungry to care. Not everyday is as fun on this journey as we would like it to be. Some days
we don't have any luck at all, and with people who either don't believe
we are genuine or simply don't care we sometimes struggle to maintain a
positive outlook. Sleep that evening was difficult and we found it hard to keep our chins up for the first time.
Funny how a little sun can change your mood. The grey cold facade of the day before seemed to have disappeared and we went to see John MacDonald from the IGA, who we had been in touch with through our friend 'Crazy' John Maclean
from Bowen. The IGA are the Independent Grocers of Australia, a
franchise chain of stores throughout Oz, owned and run in each place by
different people. This allows local people to take over a store, or in
the case of the Townsville stores, a few, owned as they are by the
Walters Group, local businessmen. The IGA, being independently owned
source their produce locally, all their meat and dairy and contribute
to the community donating groceries and money to local charities. With
open arms we received
a warm and tremendously pleasing welcome at the Independent Grocers.
John MacDonald, a local hero who supports many charities gave us a real
hearty hello over a cup of tea and biscuits.
Biscuits of which we were ever so grateful for, scraping up every crumb
which fell on the table, not wanting to waste a single dot of crunchy
tasty goodness. Talking to John then, we found him an engaging, softly
spoken man. He told us of his love of music, particularly Elvis, of his
wish to record some songs he had written, and of his plan for
retirement, the Dumb Dog Tree Factory. This plan he thought up one day
while driving through Central Queensland and, seeing there trees felled
during a storm, came upon the idea of using the trunks.
“Again
it was obvious really. I took one home, and started to make some chess
pieces and a chess board from the trunk, then thought why not make a
grandfather clock, or carve animals. I’d get a few old fellers like
myself together, a carpenter and retired tradesmen, and we’d knock
these things together, and all we’d need was the wood, some time and a
little practice. And I’ve lots of wood, believe me”
John arranged for us to do some work with a charity called Camp Quality, Camp Quality is
a non profit organisation that is committed to bringing hope and
happiness to every child living with cancer, their families and
communities through ongoing quality recreational, educational, hospital
and financial support programs. In return for this work we would be
given a budget to do a supermarket sweep and some petrol, a fantastic
deal when we were in dire need to get some supplies to keep our morals
up.
Arriving at the office we were greeted and welcomed by Mark
McGregor, the affable Area Manager for North Queensland and Nikki, his
administrator, who between them both run the office. They showed us
some pictures and told us exactly what they did.
At heart,
Mark told us, they operate to bring some hope and happiness to every
child living with cancer, and their families. “It’s tough living with
cancer, it’s harsh and an ordeal, for the kids as well as for their
family, and it’s pretty amazing to be able to offer them a ‘week off’,
and to see them relax and start laughing and enjoying themselves when
they come to our Camps”.
Based all over Oz Camp Quality conducts
hundreds of camps and activities each year, all entirely funded by
themselves, at no cost to the families. For kids aged 4 to 18, who are
all assigned a mentor, for the duration of the camp and afterwards too,
they offer anything from horse riding and archery, to a weekend in the
snow or a fishing trip, maybe putt putt golf or a trip to the zoo.
Their North Queensland branch, Mark was telling us, have 4 major camps
each year, all at least one week long, as well as other events and
activities, like going to see a movie, playing basketball, seeing a
football game, or going for dinner or a picnic, with Mothers and
Fathers Day and Christmas parties to organise too. They also offer
financial support, with welfare payments to families struggling with
bills or funeral expenses.
We were blown away by the kid's
capacity to laugh and enjoy themselves despite their trauma, their
bravity and their support for each other. It is a simple thing to laugh
and have fun, even simpler for kids, and the time away from the routine
of the hospital and the sickbed was an invigorating time for everyone,
Mark added.
We were more than happy to get stuck into some work
and bid Mark point the way. He showed us the lawnmower, the beds that
needed weeding, and the flowers that then needed planting. There were
palm leaves to pick up and the yard to sweep. He left us to it and we
busied ourselves and worked away. I cut the grass, Phil and Anne weeded
and soon, the beds were cleared and the lawn mowed.
The flowers
then planted, everything was spruced, cleared and ship shape, ready for
inspection. Mark came back, we offered our services if he had any more
jobs. He thanked us and told us that was that, and to come up for a
drink and to sign their notice board. We chatted some more then and
Mark told us more about Camp Quality, particularly the educational
program offered to the kids who have missed school due to their
illness, with tuition in numeracy and literacy.
It is a wonderful organisation and we were more than happy to do a few odd jobs for them such as weeding and mowing.

Camp Quality staff members Mark and NikkiBack
in Johns office we looked around the walls to see the many newspaper
articles of him holding cheques for large sums written out to various
worthy causes. Among them was plaquard dedicated to John, from the
Leukaemia Foundation, thanking him for the $100 000 he’d managed to
raise through auctioning off the Queensland State of Origin Team
shirts, signed by the players. “What I like about that cheque, more
than the amount even, is the fact that everyone told me I’d never get
the shirts. I got them, no worries. It’s a such an obvious idea, and
one guy paid $25 000 for one. That’s pretty amazing, really”, he told
us afterwards.The IGA, it seems, really are what they say they are, a community store. they certainly pump a lot of profits back into
the community and the community spirit can be felt amongst the staff,
everyone knows each others names and we were always greeted with a
friendly welcome. It certainly beats some of the larger supermarket
chains. DSC_4485 src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3220/3075341693_be9dbb758c.jpg" width=500> We carefully pick out the most economical food items we could for $100 and the IGA shouts us the bill! Mmmmm... Food!
After hearing about our difficulties finding accommodation the previous day Janine, another member of the IGA
staff instantly offered us a place to rest our heads that evening.
After doing various chores that day we turned up to their pleasant home
to be greeted with the sumptuous aromas of Darrens delicious curry. Yummm.
Thank you so much for inviting us to your home and giving us a welcome
which completely changed our opinions about the people of Townsville after our unfortunate first day.
Anne with Ethan and Janine
Phil, Gareth, Janine & Darren Stauton with their son Ethan
The Optus shop donates phone credit
The Vodafone shop also give us phone credit
The
next day we were woken up with fresh mango smoothies prepared by the
wonderful Ethan, and then a phone call from the local extroverted radio
show presenter who introduced himself as wacky, exclaiming we were
nearly as wacky as he.
Back in the IGA
office we said our goodbyes to John. On asking him why he has been so
willing to go out of his way to help us out he stated that he likes to
support a good cause and enjoys people who think outside the nine dots.
It was with this sense of having fun with life and seeking new
adventures and exciting projects that saw John enter into the spirit of
our trip.
It is an honour to be acquainted with such folk and it reaffirms our faith in the world.
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Thursday, January 08, 2009
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Thursday, January 08, 2009
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Like a Migrant Turkey Anne flew through the air… Anne's latest injuryMichael
Davies runs a Palmetum nursery, he told us to get settled in whilst he
went to town for the beers in the morning. In the meantime, he said we
should "go for a swim at the Paradise Waterhole" and "make yourselves
at home". After coming back from the Creek, Michal had organised our
camp for us, which we were sharing with the two German guys Lander and
Simon. We were to start work the next morning, working around the
nursery, picking up palm leaves. Working in the golden palms
 When
morning came we had breakfast then Michael picked us up in his Electric
Stretch Golf Buggy-cum-runaround, to take us to where we would be
working that day. Promises of cold beer at the end of the day propelled
our enthusiasm for the task ahead, which was to take the dead leaves
from a dense row of potted palms. These were packed in two rows about
100m long, ten palms wide, and were ready to be carted off to Mount
Isa, but beforehand needed to be tidied and rid of the dead leaves. We
pushed ourselves into the thick of it and started to pick and prune. 
We
swiftly got into a rhythm, of pick and put, pick and put, trimming the
dead leaves off, pushing them through the gaps to the side, moving
along slowly but surely. We had the leaves trimmed before the morning
smoko and afterwards cleared the dead, discarded leaves from between
the rows, piling them up in stacks nearby for burning. It was during
one of these forays into the undergrowth of the palm rows, raking,
pulling and piling,that Phil noticed something winking at him as I bent
over to pick up an armful of leaves – a pristine porcelain white
buttcheek gleamed in the midday sun, my bald Albino stepchild blinking
at the first light of day. He’d torn through the covering of my shorts
again, and Phil found him endearing and so pointed and laughed, Anne
insisted on taking pictures, and I tried to hide his fleshy white face
from the scorn of the world and get on with finishing the work. Gareth splits his only other shorts
 An
aggressive buttcheek apart, the rest of the day was spent in a flurry
of picking up and putting down (somewhere else), the job that we three
have become so accomplished at. The things we’ve picked up (here) and
put down (over there, in a pile) during our time on the road covers
much.
From horse manure, to rocks, alpaca poo, mulch, to sand and gravel,
from leaves to tree branches to general household rubbish, if you’ve
left it there, we’ve moved it. It’s not for everyone, this picking up
and putting down, but if you have anything you want moving, give us a
call.
Gareth, happy in his work like a pig in muck Even
with a ventilated arse, it was hot work in the sun, and we were
dripping with sweat, but those beers were at the back of the forefront
of our minds as we worked until we had put all there was to pick.
Michael had left a carton of beer for us when we’d finished, back at
the camp, and we sat, lathered in sweat, on the concrete platform in
front of our van, and enjoyed the invigorating experience of a cold
beer after a days work. 

It rained all that evening, continuing most of the next day, but as
we’d agreed to work over the weekend now, to take care of some fuel, we
were in amongst it again, picking up and putting down the leaves from
the larger trees on the property, piling them and getting soaked from
the rain and slathered in mud. It was so much fun to be soaking wet,
covered in mud and yet, because of the humidity, sweating due to the
heat.
 After
another swim at the Paradise Waterhole to wash away the palm frond mess
we heard the din of activity from under the roof of the giant porch by
Michael’s homestead and went over to investigate, knowing that Michael
was away for the weekend. It was Michael’s brother, Colin, his daughter
Jody, her girlfriend Jenny, their friends CJ and Charma, her girlfriend
Kat, and Brad, a friend of Jodie’s and Jack and Jye, two boys, along
with Michael’s son, Jerred, and they sat around a plastic picnic table
laden with empty and half drunk bottles, smokes and more beers coming
as soon as they saw us. What could we do but sit and join them. And get
drunk with them. Ridiculously, raucously, loudly, steaming drunk. 
Jerred teaches us to shoot
 They
told us stories, the repeating of which would require your ears be kept
in quarantine for six months afterwards. We were repeatedly warned of
the Midnight Mission, an activity they have to engage in every Saturday
night, an adventure, a drunken spree, but we weren’t worried – because
we were so pissed we’d have agreed to anything. “Want to climb on the
back of an orang-utang and go waterskiing through the cane fields?”
Sure. “Hey, we’re going to go toad sniffing, want to come?” Of bloody
course. So when they announced that we were driving to the beach, all
of us in the back of the 4x4 Ute we weren’t even phased, just worried
where the beer would fit, and who would have to be sacrificed for it. He then bangs his head on the fridge door, eager to get to the food As
the sober one, Colin drove us there, along the highway for a kilometre
and then what seemed like eighty along a narrow, dirt road, so
pockmarked with holes it made Bryan Adams’ face seem smooth as a baby’s
behind, and so uneven it made Elton John seem straight, and with deep
pools of water to traverse, and eight people crammed into the back
tray, it was with screams and hoots, and not a little relief that we
made it to the beach, where we were greeted by a quadbike offering
rides up and down the sand. Now it was dark, very dark, only the
light of the quadbike, and headlights of the 4x4 and the dim
illumination of the moon cast any light on the place, but as Anne took
her turn on the quad, Phil and I stripped off and went for a swim. When
I say went for a swim, what I mean is that we stripped off, then trod
precariously, daintily even, like pregnant baboons, over the sharp
rocks, intermittent stones, shells and other protuberances unseen to
the drunken eye, but lying between us and the water, staggering there
like dying men, our feet torn, our reasoning clouded, where we fell,
wounded, and floated about a bit, before being called back to the 4x4.
We ooh’d and aah’d back over the trepidatious terrain, like courageous
buffoons, and made it to the van, buoyant by the sheer scale of our
bravery, when someone pointed, just there, out to the left a bit, and
said, ‘look, idiots, why didn’t you just walk across the sand, there’.
Could we have answered her even if we had the power of speech?
Michael let's us try his home brew We are given the royal tour around the nursery grounds A tamarind. Michael was told by Jerrard's school not to give the kids this treat any longer as it makes them fart too much Michael  Waking
up next morning pretty rotten and feeling very much as though a host of
pigs had defecated in our heads, we were nonetheless offered a spin on
Charma’s trail bike, a 125 Kawazaki, and before our brains reacted,
said yes, ok then, why not. Phil went first, and all was good, he
carefully eased the throttle and took off. Anne was next and in tribute
to Evel Kineval decided, in her own mind, right before she even asked
‘how do you actually ride this thing’ to hit the throttle hard, to take
advantage of the stunt-like bike lessons she never quite got round to
and to take off like a cannonball, only to turn swiftly into a migrant
turkey, realising it’s ability to fly is long departed, before
collapsing in a heap a few metres from her attempted standing-start
loop-the-loop. Laying there in a crumpled heap all fears of continuing
the remainder of the trip feeding a paraplegic through a catheter tube
were allayed as she laughed through a grimace, and had her badly
scratched back seen to once it was ascertained that was her only
injury. The bike Anne very nearly destroyed Anne's wheely skid mark We
said goodbye to the crew then, and when Michael arrived later that day
we had a quiet drink with him and set off early the next morning, with
a donation to Book Aid, sore heads, wounded feet and a scabby back.
Whoever said that alcohol was the cause of solution to life’s problems
knew what he was on about. Next stop Townsville.
Charma
CJ 


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Tuesday, January 06, 2009
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Category: Blogging
The Thank You List has
been updated. If you helped out and want to see your name in type, then
this is the place to go and have a butchers. It's a small tribute to
some large hearted individuals. This is really the least we could do
for you all. Magic.
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Tuesday, January 06, 2009
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Category: Blogging
The torture boarding gang with Rick and YvetteThe
sanding gang, Gareth, Rick, Yvette and Phil Deeral is a small town just
south of Cairns on the banks of the mulgrave river,we were heading up
this way to meet Rick Terkelson who had offered us some work on a boat
he was building. We met Rick through Kerry who we had met through Carol
Curtis.  On
our way up up to Deeral from Ingham we ran out of fuel and had to
canvas all the local businesses in Tully for any help they could give
us with fuel. We managed to get $20 worth of
fuel donated and Mobil Tully donated a further $10, this was enough to
get us to Deeral and after a quick swim at the boulders in Babinda we
arrived in Deeral just in time for tea.
We
were to wait a few days for a friend of Rick’s called Michael to arrive
so after Rick had filled up our tank we headed to Walkamin for another
job wwoofing. Our job with Rick would be to sand down the resin that
Michael would be applying to the fibreglass hull. This process is known
as torture boarding and it would soon become apparent to us why. A
torture board is a long piece of plywood with handles on the back and
sandpaper on the front.
The board can be custom made to different lengths depending on the
requirements of the job. We had a couple of smaller boards that could
be operated solo and a longer 8ft board that needed two people. This
longer board gives a more uniform finish and helps detect any
imperfections or depressions in the finish. The moving of the different
torture boards back and forth and round and round became a major part
of our routine for the next week. Reflections in the crystal clear water  This
process also created clouds of resin that managed to work its way into
every orifice and cover every inch of bare skin. This had to be blown
off as brushing or rubbing it would just form a paste with the sweat.
To stop the dust getting in our eyes we would wear goggles and to stop
it getting in our lungs we attempted to wear face masks. These however
just made our goggles steam up so we had to do away with them and just
hold our breaths. Using this method we torture boarded layer after
layer of resin away in an attempt to create a smooth finish on both
hulls of the catamaran.

Michael helps with bogging the boat At
night we were rewarded with fantastic food and as much wine as we could
drink an offer that we all gratefully received, nobody more than
Michael. Michael had been helping Rick on and off with his boat for a
while now and made it up to Deeral whenever he had time. In his
forties, Michael owns a nightclub back home in Germany and in his spare
time enjoys prospecting for gold. He told us many a night of his plans
to build his own boat and sail to Papua New Guinea to make his fortune
in gold.
Phil eats fresh coconut from the garden Anne
had her first injury at Deeral with a flowering plant called
Bouganvilea. The wildly sprouting soft looking branches arched over the
overgrown grass surrounding the neighbour's property. Thinking it to be
harmless enough, in an attempt to mow down the long grass under the
branches, Anne drove the mower through the purple flowers. She
explained to us, as she asked us to pick the deep thorns out of her
arms, that in an instant her top had been ripped off her, the mower had
driven into a drain and the sharp branches had clawed gashes through
her boobs. Half a bottle of detol later she had manged to remove the
evil flower from her skin and had regained composure after her
embarrasing ordeal with one of Australia's flowers. Even the shubberies
are deadly around here.  In
the evenings we would often head down to Ricks pontoon and attempt a
spot of fishing. Our week in Deeral saw us earn a sizable donation to
Book Aid as well as providing us with as much fuel as we could carry.
Rick and Yvette had been wonderful people to stay with, and the
opportunity to stay in one place for a week was very welcome, giving us
the opportunity to experience the Tropics a little more closely.
With
the Wet season soon approaching, little smatterings of rain had been
falling and while never for very long, they nevertheless embolden the
vegetation, encouraging it to grow, and this it does very quickly,
giving a lush, multi-green hued vista. The sounds too, are incredible,
especially at night, when everything wakes up and starts moving around.
With their house beside the Mulgrave River, Rick and Yvette’s was a
perfect location to acclimatise to Tropical life.
The gorgeous lush tropical lands of Northern Queensland The
synchronised croaking of the green tree frogs (every toilet bowl has
one) is fascinating as first one, then another, then more, and before
you know it many of them chime in and it the frog chorus. The cicadas
can be deafening at times, their continual rhythmic drone all of a
sudden erupting as if on command, and ending just as suddenly, leaving
an audible hollow where all the noise used to be. The bird song is more
intermittent but no less enchanting as they make a variety of whooping,
cackling, popping, screeching calls, the butcher birds in particular
sing all the time, their melody a duet as they call out to one another,
answer, call again, and on they go. The flies, less welcome and always
the herald of exclamatory cursing, buzz and land, buzz and land, the
march flies being the worse of the lot; the possums fight and chase one
another, a cacophonous racket on corrugated iron roof, the scrub
turkeys burrow and roam about pretty absent mindedly rooting aound dead
leaves. Crocodiles are heard around river banks at night, charging into
the water after some unsuspecting creature (at least, that’s what we
think, it may be a log falling, but, you never know. It’s the croc you
don’t see that’ll kill ya, as people keep telling us). Being full of
Mangrove Jacks and Barramundi, we often ventured down the Mulgrave
river with much hope of success but in the event caught nothing but
tree branches and mooring ropes.  Gareth laughs with the small but handsome Rick It
was here that we first heard a banjo playing in the distance and Anne
following the sweet tune up the road found an underpant wearing scouser
called John picking away on his porch. Surrounded by cane toads and
swarms of flies we learnt that a long time ago John had success in a UK
band called The Cryin Shames and was briefly in the charts.
Phil talks to Rick as he sands down the resin
We
stayed in Deeral for over a week and had a fantastic time. Thank you to
Rick and Yvette for opening their home to us, for feeding us lots of
fantastic tasting and healthy food and for all the wine. We miss you
both and will never forget being woken up at 6.30 with enthusiam every
morning to the sound of that awful music.
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Tuesday, January 06, 2009
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Category: Blogging
 It
only took a couple of hours to drive from Walkamin to Cairns where we
were to meet a man called Kerry who had been introduced to us by a
previous host Carol Curtis. He and Carol had known each other a long
time and he had kindly agreed to take us to Fitzroy Island early the
following day on his Catamaran. Welsh rare bits! Ouch!
We
arrived early evening to a hearty meal of bangers and spuds and after
dinner were shown a seemingly never ending series of short and
apparently amusing email video clips from Kerrys upsettingly vast
collection.
Phil tries to teach a frustrated Gareth how to do a bowline knot You'll get it in the end Gareth Up
early the next morning we were down at the marina by seven thirty to
meet Deb and her daughter Billie Jean who were also coming along. As
part of a programme run by the yacht club Kerry takes people out most
weeks to Islands dotted around Cairns. We were on board and motoring
down the Trinity inlet by eight, the decision had been taken to motor
there and sail back due to the wind direction. With
little to do but lie back and enjoy our day off we headed for the front
of the boat and assumed a reclined position. In flagrant defiance of
his strawberry blonde complexion Gareth even hitched his shorts up to
expose his prime quality Welsh thighs a decision he would soon regret.
For three hours we watched the coast go by as we glided through the
crystal water, the sea breeze masking the smell of Gareths right thigh
cooking in the midday sun.
Kerry and Deb on the catamaran Paladin We
arrived at the Island just in time for lunch and it wasn’t till we all
sat down to eat that Deb noticed the offending leg. With a shrug of his
pink shoulders and a proclamation of his well being Gareth tucked into
his sandwich, everybody else following suit. After lunch we took the
dinghy over to the Island to explore. Anne and Phil chill out on the trampolines  Fitzroy
Island is located approximately 35 kilometres (18 nautical miles) south
east of Cairns and forms part of the traditional lands of the Gurabara
Gungandy people. This aboriginal tribe still has descendents living in
the local region (Cairns and Yarrabah). Fitzroy was once part of the
mainland so the rocks are the same as found on the mainland (ie,
granite). Most of the island's water comes from a natural freshwater
spring originating in the Tablelands near Mareeba, and surfacing in the
National Park bush.
Here is the police boat named "Ivan Brodie" in memory of an officer in Queensland Police Service. Captain
Cook named Fitzroy Island in 1770 in honour of the duke of Grafton,
Prime minister of England at the time whose surname was Fitzroy. It is
one of 600 Continental or High islands on the Great Barrier Reef. It is
located on the inner barrier of the central region of the Great Barrier
Reef, and is part of the Great Barrier Reef World Heritage Area. The
reef surrounding Fitzroy is known as a fringing reef and is teaming
with marine life. Phil reels in the anchor

We
had an hour ashore before we were due back so we walked through part of
the National Park that covers most of the Island to Nudey Beach. The
Island has a dense population of Skinks, a type of lizard with really
short legs that moves more like a snake. We saw plenty of these along
the way of various size and colour, these animals when caught can shed
their tails in an attempt to avoid capture. The lovely Billy Jean hides from the fierce sun Disappointed
at the lack of nudists but not the beaches beauty we headed back as it
had been made clear that morning that Kerry wouldn’t tolerate any
tardiness.
 Back
aboard we lifted the anchor and once out of the sheltered bay and in to
the wind hoisted the sail. It is a very liberating feeling to be at the
mercy of the wind with no artificial power to propel you and a strange
sensation to be moving so quickly and silently. On the return journey
Kerry tried teaching us how to tie a Bowline knot and once we had
managed this he had us attempting it with our eyes closed and behind
our backs. Ohhh sailor
Fitzroy island is covered in skinks Back
in Cairns Gareth applied liberal amounts of Aloe Vera cream to his legs
and we met Kerry's family who had been away the previous night. We sat
down to a well earned dinner after a hard days relaxing at sea. In
spite of what people might think it is very rare that we have any time
to ourselves on this trip and for this we are very grateful to Kerry.
We meet some ladies who are rowing to raise awareness of breast cancer The
next day Deb had arranged for us to do some weeding for her and we got
a few extra dollars for our cause. Next, off to Deral to see Kerry's
friends Rick and Yvette.
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Tuesday, January 06, 2009
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Category: Blogging
 Whilst staying with Erwin at his succulent nursery in Walkamin we visited the Yungaburra Folk Festival. The
first folk festival on the Atherton Tablelands was held not far away in
Herberton in 1981 but then moved to Yungaburra the following year where
it has been held ever since. Organised by local folk clubs for the
first eleven years, it is now run by a committee of Tablelanders. The
festival celebrates world-wide folk traditions through music,
storytelling, circus, dance, and crafts, and features musicians,
dancers, circus and fire artists, comedians and festival performers.
Women and children make hats out of palm fronds We
established comms with festival organiser Chenny Cockburn who waived
the usual fee and allowed us to set up a stall for free in the market
area. Here we tried to get peoples attention - displaying
information about the charity and what we were trying to achieve on the
trip. We also offered items of clothing and books that had been donated
to us along the way in exchange for small donations to the charity. Erwin on his cacti market stall People enjoying the festival under the amazing purple flowering trees The
night turned out to be quite cold and we waited till most people had
left before packing up and leaving. We returned the next day to visit
the main weekly market and set the stall up again for a few hours at
the festival.

Our stall at the festival The
weekend was a success and we managed to raise a few hundred dollars,
together with the money we earned on the nursery, for Bookaid. Thank
you to the committee for granting us a free position and to Erwin for
lending us the display equipment. Thank you also to those who donated
food to us!
This amazing lady in pink was collecting for breast cancer on her trike. Well done!  We also visited the giant curtained fig tree. This
world famous fig tree is of the species Ficus virens, it is a strangler
fig tree with its curtain of aerial roots dropping 15 metres (49 feet)
to the ground.

  
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Tuesday, January 06, 2009
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Category: Blogging
 Tweezers.
I never thought I would be so thankful to have a pair, nor think I
would need to put them to such constant use. But I should have
predicted such a situation working on a cacti nursery. Erwin, an
immigrant from Holland had found his quiet life in the Tablelands,
sleeping under the stars and cooking in his caravan kitchen, spending
his days tending to prickly plants.  With
our work at Deeral delayed for a few days we spent a few minutes
looking through the WOOFING book to find a host for the next few days.
Our chances we thought at finding someone who needed help at such short
notice was slim. The first number I tried already had all the workers
they needed, the second host had very recently passed away and the
third was Erwin. We secured directions to his nursery within two
minutes of speaking and we had our next job lined up.  On
Arrival we were treated first to a welcome us Brits could really
appreciate: a cup of tea and some nice biscuits. Refreshed and
introduced properly we were put straight to work; the boys, removing
plants whose roots, too strong, had wound themselves around the meshed
and rusting table top, moving them to a new home; me, put to work on a
stool by a wheelbarrow full of sand and coconut husk mix to re-pot some
small cacti free of prickles, of which I was very thankful for.  This
would probably be a good time to explain why I am no stranger to the
annoyance of cacti thorns. My little mother, otherwise known as Little
Mam, had for as long as I can remember as a child, kept cacti on all
the first and second floor window sills. These were always a mix of
those with big spiky thorns and those which look harmless but contain
millions of tiny hair like prickles which don’t hurt until they are
found on your body in the most inopportune places and take days to drop
out after causing much discomfort. Clever Little Mam kept the cacti
there incase we were ever burgled, thinking that the thorns would
deter, or at least punish, anyone who would think to rob us. While they
have never as of yet been put to the burglar test, they did act as a
way to deter child prints on windows and I can recall on countless
occasions trying with all my might to remove the tiny red hairs from
inbetween my fingers and toes. Erwins very open outdoor shower in the garden
Knowing
all too well that the cacti which look the most innocent to be the most
painful I warned Gareth not to touch the cacti then touch any other
parts of his body. Half an hour later Gareth comes towards me with his
tongue out motioning for the tweezers. Erwin in his old Asian Food Takeaway Caravan kitchen In
his mouth, on his face, all over his fingers, his neck and on his
tongue, I tried to remove as many as I could but the amazing thing
about this plant is that it is extremely hard to see the irritants even
though you can feel them and they are easy to transfer to other parts
of your body if you have them on your hands. Apparently he had gotten
them all over his fingers and thought he should try and get them off
before he transferred them all over himself so he decided to gnaw at
his digits, transferring them all over his face and his mouth. Poor
Gareth, lets hope he didn’t go to the toilet too soon after the
perforated greeting from PR Nursery.
 After
the bathroom at Strathdickie I thought I would be able to deal with any
toilet but I was yet again to be astounded by my lack of bravery. Erwins outdoor livingroom With
my wind up torch in hand, giving me tunnel vision of the finest non
peripheral vision, I begain my journey to the toilet strangely placed
in the middle of the nursery. A labyrinth of deadly prickles on every
side and a path covered in cane toads. And I know, having visited the
outhouse during the day that I would have to fight my way through the
spider webs, check under the toilet seat for Red Backs and then sit in
the dark to relieve myself. I made an attempt for the loo at least four
times and then finally gave up thinking it much easier to go bush
toilet than fight my way through the perilous path to Erwin’s ceramic
bowl.
The Tablelands are beautiful, peaceful and scenic. A great drive out.
 Thank
you for everything Erwin, we really enjoyed learning from you and hope
to see you again someday! If anyone would like to join Erwin as a
WWOOFer then please refer to PR Nursery in the WWOOFing handbook, he
always need a hand with his cacti.

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