I remember the day's in my youth when we strolled the halls of BMS 'home of the bulldogs' without a care in the world... Fred Durst made it cool to scream 'nookie' on the top of your lungs even though most of us 7th graders at the time, didn't understand what it meant and the tormentor's of our youth began to wear the backwards red caps, and those Adidas shoes that everybody had to have... oh those were the days. I never liked Limp Bizkit and the pompous front man Durst; for he is the ass of the universe. AlthoughI will give Mr. Three Dollar Bill, Yall this; his taste in signing bands wasn't all that bad...

 KoRn on the other hand, they were the ones covering the walls of my teenage angst; no red cap, no nookie. Spewing the hatred of the step monster, the molester, and the occasional song about a freak on a leash. The beats of the drums, those seven stringed Ibanez, the occasional bagpipes, and Jonathan Davis's rottweiler scream.

 Say what you will.. i've heard it all, and if anybody is wondering I believe I now know the meaning of 'nookie'. 

• N*sync
• psycho babble bullshit
• brain tumors
• crazy people
• beef
• white guys who think they are black
• k-mart... they just suck
• money... why cant we just trade seashells like the native Americans did?
• the red sox... sorry Yankees fan here
• Michael vick... anyone that can treat a dog that way should be shot in the freakin head
• Fred Durst... what an a-hole
• Van Halen
• VW bugs
• PT cruisers
• those cars that look like boxes
• Bill O'reilly
• tailgaters
• presidential bumper stickers
• Owen Wilson
• Lindsay Lohans parents... what a bunch of a-holes
• drug dealers
• bugs
• spiders
• cranberries... cranberry juice
• tea
• terrorists
• onions
• peppers
• mountain dew
• Twiggy 'the bitch' Mctwirl
• rappers
• Rosie O'Donnell
• old people
• hospitals
• nursing homes
• cell-phones
• alarm clocks
• blood
• needles
• clowns
• Nancy grace
• Nazi's
• skin heads
• kkk members
• Ron Jeremy... he's gross
• Devil dogs... they're to dry
• people who rub themselves

• UNH men's hockey
• saying Rammstein with a German accent
• Deutschmacher German Bologna
• meistercheif bologna
• helicopters
• Stuart Townsend's Irish accent
• Ben & Jerry's ice cream
• Tim Daly
• cheese but not bleu that's Grosse
• hallmark gold crown
• air shows at Pease air force base
• the godfather of double base Dave Lombardo
• Pepperidge farm goldfish
• Oprah
• Anderson Cooper
• Kohl's department store
• Michael's craft store
• people with accents... Irish, German, Italian... so sexy
• the marines
• wal-mart
• Maine lobster
• hood's mystic lighthouse mint ice cream
• slayer
• staind
• American history x... everyone should watch this movie minus the sex and death crap
• my leather jacket
• baseball hats
• that guy from sears auto department who used to be a mortician
• Hampton beach seafood festival
• the baseball hall of fame
• Lake Titicaca... who cant tell me they don't smile when hearing that
• ace 'fatty' Mcfadden aka acey doodle
• nexcare active extra cushion band aids
• baby's who aren't mine... they go home at the end of the day
• IBC cream soda and root beer
• pluots...they are a mixture of plums and apricots...yummy good
• lychee nuts... they look like eyeballs
• Kalamazoo, Michigan... that name just kicks ass
• Dr. Suess... no one can top his rhymes
• scrap booking
• 61*
• people who donate blood and organs... here mom have my kidney!
• slip-n-slides specially when people get hurt its hilarious we've all seen afv
• people falling down... Kretchy was right nothing beats people falling or running into things
• books that rock stars write... tommyland, save me from myself, scar tissue
• chicken parmesan calzones
• the beer guys at market basket... pretty funny
• my pal Brandi she's hilarious
• the blue angels
• Roger Maris... anyone who knows baseball knows who he is that damn mark McGwire
• gossip magazines... I'm an addict
• Tom Brady's baby... for weeks I've been asking about him
• kitten's and puppy's
• Alice in wonderland
• Ed Wynn... uncle Alfred in Mary Poppins, the mad hatter in AIW
• Apollo 'the good guy' Ono
• Ferris Buellers' day off
• field of dreams
• ghost hunters
• grey's anatomy
• Emmett Kelly... a Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus clown, also the Brooklyn dodgers mascot in 1956... I hate clowns but I love this one
• Abbott and Costello
• the Kennedy family

Stay tuned for the list of things I can't stand

         Danielle

    so it's october and it's freezing which means hockey season.... yesssss!!! had to make that clear. i wish i was anywhere but new hampshire... october means holloween which means thanksgiving which means christmas and christmas sucks... i hate shopping at christmas time i hate the crazy ass parents trying to get something thats already gone at the last minutes it's just one big nightmare. and so corny rocktober... but i still love cyy because i can.  manchester monarchs won their opening game against the worchester sharks in overtime.. kickass. the UNH football team is 5-0 which i think is very good lets hope it stays that way and unfortunatley the yanks are done.. theres always next year.. right?? detroit what the fuck????
    October does bring one good thing apple cider... my favorite i wait all year for this shit.. good thing i work at a grocery store.
 insurance companies suck ass my mothers car was hit like 2 weeks ago and they haven't even come out to see the damage... what the hell... it's all about the money... just caugh it up.. jesus fucking christ... and this turkey pot pie i just ate was shit not veggies and to salty never again......i dont know how turkey pot pies reminded me of my drawings of david silveria the drummer from korn but it did and i'll have to upload them to my pics... ok so i think i'm done but you never know with me... oh yeah.. i have to apologize for calling buddha a fat whore.... so here it is buddha i'm very very very sorry for calling you a fat whore.... actually it was fat cow whore... anyways i'm very sorry..................

...................not.....................

 no i mean it i'm sorry..... i love you man!!!!

Who Died the Worst Death?

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.

First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.

I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refirgerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."

St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.

Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."

St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.

Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."