Does anyone REALLY listen to him? I think it is just background music, say at a wedding dinner. I do remember the huge stink about him in the 80's but why? Kenny G is over rated also. I think most of his cd sales are to DJs & Rachel K-H...... I wonder how many people have gotten laid to his music??? Or because of his music..... That would be a good census question.

Yes once again the week challenge has begun. We are only a few songs into it in the car, but Mya has already commented on the first song that the singer is awful, yuck! Not only does the cd effect me but the ones around me..... anyone for a road trip this week?Kevin will probably want to take the truck to Ganlys tonight! I will keep ya posted on the torture!

Okay this is the hardest one yet!

Why would someone write a heavy metal song to Three little pigs?????? Kevin said they are Gwar wannabes and I do agree, only that band would be able to pull that song off and they are even too cool to do that.

Besides that song rachel decided to put on the Macarena! Chipmunk version. Well Mya likes it and asks me to turn it up every time it comes on! Thanks Rach... I will make sure Mya does your makeup extra special!!!!!

Pantera - Hostile right after Vanilla Ice and before Pussycat dolls is quite interesting. I thought it would be okay but it does get my blood boiling.

The song that gets stuck the most in my head. I will sing type it for you!
I love you. (period)
Do you love me? (question mark)
Please, Please! (exclamation point)
I wanna hold you in (parenthesis)

I find myself humming it. I think I may have even got it stuck in mel's head now also.

Day 8

I had a dream the other day but I forgot the dream but when I was driving with rachel I remembered it. Rachel started a Cheerleading Squad and we were looking for people to join. There was no sport that we were cheering it was just a cheerleading squad.


So last night my dream was crazy.

I was driving a dark colored Jetta and I was on a back road I was headed somewhere I never saw before. I parked my car in front of this warehouse and went in, mya was with me and for some reason I left her in the car. When I came out there was a bicycle parked next to my car. I decided to ride home this bike instead of driving. So I'm riding along and I come to this small town and along side the road is this baby laying quietly by the side of road. It was weird because it was summer in my dream but the baby was in a winter jump suit. So I pull over and pick the baby up and by this point there is a baby seat on the back of my bike. I pull the the baby in and start riding again. I get a call on my cell phone from Kevin's mom and she tells me that the police are looking for me because I forgot mya in my car when I decided to go for my bike ride and she was freaking out! I then jumped to a different part of my dream where I was in this school type courtroom on trial for leaving mya in my car and to see if I could get her back. then my dream ended by the sound of kevin's alarm. I don't know if I ever got her back.

Okay so I started taking Chantix to quit smoking(so did Kevin!) and the box said you will have wild dreams. So I thought I would post them here as I do the program.

Day 1

Kevin, Mya and I went on a cruise ship and we must not have had a babysitter and wanted to go out at night and we would put mya away in our room in a cage, and we didn't even think anything of it. Then when we got home from our trip, we put her in another cage in our front yard like she was our dog.

I am going to make a playlist for the party, if there are any songs you want to hear let me know and I will put it on!

I had my windows down today to the great Michael Bubla (not) and there was another vehicle aside of me that enjoyed the music. HAHAHA

Poor mya, sick on her birthday! She was laying around all day and didn't want to eat. She said to me "why on my birthday?" Little stinker!

A day without sunshine is like, night.
Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Keep honking. I'm reloading.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Today I had my second lesson on the harley, It was fun. I rode around in park and kevin let me drive from there to the house. Now I really want one. Riding on the rode was so fun. I even remembered to used my turn signal into the driveway..... So now I'm going to put money away for the harley fund! Maybe by next summer I will have one. If I don't save enough I willl settle for a scooter. We'll see!