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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 30
Sign: Pisces

City: JACKSONVILLE
State: Florida
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/9/2005

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Thursday, December 24, 2009 

Current mood:  content
Category: Blogging
Okay, so you've finally convinced me ladies and germs...I'm officially on Twitter. My username is RDSthe3rd (RDS3, much to my chagrin, was taken). I have no friends as of yet, so come find me and help break me into this bizarre world, where apparently professional athletes get into all sorts of fun trouble. I've been reluctant to join until now due to, well, lack of interest, but since MySpace made it easy to sync up with this Twitter thing I figured what the hell.

So, is the past tense of "Twitter" "Tweeted" or "Twittered"? There's so much that I need to learn! Please feel free to school me on the Twitter vernacular, friends and foes of the internet, lest I come across as a complete fool in Twitterland.

RDSthe3rd

P.S. I'm still refusing Face Book
Currently listening:
Moondance
By Van Morrison
Release date: 1990-10-25
Thursday, December 17, 2009 

Current mood:  annoyed
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Dear hipsters,

I'm tired of you creatures saying that the British Office is better than the American Office. It's not, okay. It's just not.Stop it. I know it was the original, and I know it's cooler to say that because it's the lesser known version, but the British Office is just not, from a critical stand point, better. Who says so? Me. I'm a professional critic (at least I have been a few times) and I say so. British comedy SUCKS! End of discussion.

On the other hand, Curb Your Enthusiasm is way better than Seinfeld. Not even close. In this case, the lesser known of the two Larry David creations is, indeed, the better show.

So, what have we learned hipsters? Pick your trend carefully, becasue lesser known does not always equal better.

Now you know...and knowing is half the battle.

Alright hipsters, you may proceed with eating tofu and driving Volvos and styling your hair to make it look like you just rolled out of bed or shunning your testosterone or whatever it is you normally do

RDS3
Currently reading:
Farewell To Arms
By Ernest Hemingway
Sunday, December 13, 2009 

Current mood:  satisfied
...is a great cigar, folks

~RDS3
Currently reading:
A Farewell To Arms
By Ernest Hemingway
Thursday, December 10, 2009 

Current mood:  bored
Category: Games

I love the board game Monopoly. It gives me great comfort for some reason. Probably has something to do with childhood and nostalgia, which is usually the origin for most love throughout life anyway. For those of you who are fans of both the television shows Northern Exposure and The Sopranos, you may find it interesting that in both shows, there are episodes which contain scenes where Monopoly is being played and two of the characters in the show are having a debate over the legitimacy of putting all of the collected tax money from the Community Chest and Chance cards and then "winning" said money every time you land on the "Free Parking" space. Coincidence? Not so fast--the great writer/director/producer David Chase did have a large hand in both TV series. To me, in both of the TV shows, the person arguing against winning money for Free Parking never makes a good case, stating that, in Northern Exposure, that the game is supposed to be based on free market principals (which is laughable, because, HELLO, the game is called MONOPOLY!) or, in The Sopranos, that winning free money takes away from a game that is supposed to be based on strategy instead of luck (come on, is Monopoly really based on "strategy"? I mean, its not chess, we are rolling dice throughout the game, are we not?).

Since I was playing Monopoly the other day, I decided to look through the rule book and, for the record (or in case you were a lawyer looking to defend the use of the Free Parking space to win money), the official Parker Brothers Monopoly rule book makes no mention of winning money for the "Free Parking" space. In fact, it’s quite the contrary. Here is what it says: "Free Parking: A player landing on this space does not receive any money, property or reward of any kind. This is just a 'free' resting space."

Anyway, while looking through the Monopoly rule book, I also came across this statement: "The Bank never 'goes broke'. If the Bank runs out of money it may issue as much more as may be needed by merely writing on any ordinary paper." Wow, what a gem considering the era that we now live in. I wonder if they knew back in 1935 how poignant that statement would be with regards to the ominous economic reality of the Aughts.

Ah, Christ, I have way too much time on my hands...

RDS3

Currently reading:
Farewell To Arms
By Ernest Hemingway
Saturday, November 28, 2009 

Current mood:  accomplished
Category: Food and Restaurants
For the first time in my life, I completely hosted and cooked a Thanksgiving dinner for my friends and family from start to finish. I never dreamed I'd ever do such a thing, but I actually had a blast doing it.  Hats off to all of those who have ever taken on this monumental yet rewarding task.  The desert, naturally, was crafted by my lovely assistant/girlfriend, who, along with my cat, is the source of all things sweet in this house. She kept me calm and kept the faith as we hit some rough spots in the process, and her fresh squeezed lemon cake was a hit with the gobblers. Although, I'll have to admit, watching her perfectly round and deliciously brown ass sway throughout the kitchen in a pair of tight jeans as she cooked was sometimes more of a distraction to me than a help...albeit a good distraction.

Although ranting often seems like my M.O., with a classy dame and stand-up friends like I have, I really do have a lot to be thankful for and I enjoyed preparing a nice, homemade feast for them. Nourishing your loved ones is a truly intimate experience and a tradition that I plan on continuing throughout the years.

Now it's late Friday night and time to go listen to Coast to Coast AM, which tonight will feature the great show founder Art Bell live as guest host. For fans of the legendary radio host, be sure to tune in for what is always a great listen.

Happy Turkey Weekend

~RDS3
Monday, November 23, 2009 

Current mood:  enthralled
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Just checked out "Men Who Stare at Goats". Great movie...especially if you know anything about remote viewing. The humorous movie does a good job of portraying the gray area between actual unexplained psychic phenoma and pure B.S. cloaked as special powers. I love the director's use of  Boston's "More Than a Feeling" as well. I won't give it away, you just have to see it--it's hilarious for those of you who get a a chuckle from "classic rock". As for Clooney's acting, well, I'm just about ready to annoint Mr. Clooney our nation's finest comedic actor right now. That's right, I'm looking right at you Will Ferrell. The only thing that could have made the movie better would be throwing an Art Bell cameo in there somewhere.

RDS3

Sunday, November 22, 2009 

Current mood:  excited
Category: Romance and Relationships
This is a transcripted conversation between the great actor Robert DeNiro and the great musician David Bowie. In it, they discuss their mutual feelings toward the black woman both personally to their lives and in general. Anyone who really knows me knows that I share this love of African-American women. Of course, everyone should be judged individually and lovely, wonderful women come from all races and backgrounds, but when it comes to my personal tastes, black women just totally do it for me, it's that simple. From their realer than real personalities to their exciting, volumptuous bodies, to the way they smell and taste, there's just something about them that gets my heart racing every time. As is often cited in the great debate over the origins of sexual preference, much of what we are attracted to probably really is genetic.  In my case, I can remeber as clear as day being a young teenager and seeing for the first time Toni Braxton's "Unbreak My Heart" video on VH1 and thinking, "Wow," as hormones raced throughout my pubescent body like they never had before (yes, VH1 actually showed music videos back then). The current love of my life is a smart, sexy, classy black woman and I wouldn't have it any other way. As mentioned in the article below, black women really do have a rare knack for getting sexier as they age more often than not--something that is often times hard for the female sex to pull off because, of course, it goes against reasonable biology--but they totally pull it off. For all of the uninitiated out there, it really is true what they say about "not going back". For all of those who have had romantic relations with black women, you will agree that these two masters of their respective crafts really get it when they talk about black women. Enjoy the interview...

Robert De Niro:
I've dated a lot of women.
David Bowie: Me too.
Robert: But none of them felt right. They just weren't perfect. They just weren't ...
David: They weren't black.
Robert: Yeah. They weren't. I mean, they were nice girls.
David: Sure. Sure.
Robert: They just didn't have that thing. You know? The thing?
David: I could have had Claudia Schrieffer, but who the fuck wants that? What would we talk about? Her hair? Iman is perfect. She's one part Grace Jones, one part Storm from X-Men. That's 100 percent fucking fantastic. I married a Goddess wrapped in the body of a super hero. I wanted to marry her and scream "me first! Me forever!" Your wife's not bad either, Robert.
Robert: She's my baby. She's the mother of my child.
David: Black girls are just so nice. So passionate. So understanding. So deliciously brown.
Robert: The brown is nice. There's smoothness to it and a youthful glow. Honestly. It's like ... my wife doesn't age. She looks, in the face, totally as gorgeous as the day I met her. I wish I could say the same for myself. Am I right? I'm totally getting old over here. But she's a fountain of youth.
David: I can't get enough of black girls. They're interesting. So cultured and well read. I didn't find other women particularly interesting. Plus black girls totally smell like cinnamon and shit rainbows. I kid you not!
Robert: We're not knocking white chicks, though. I'm sure they shit something really interesting too.
David: But not rainbows.
Robert: To do the rainbows, I think you have to be like, part Yorba or something. Or from the horn of Africa. I think. I don't know. My wife won't let me know the secret but it smells like French toast and potpourri. I kid you not!
David: I was into Chinese girls for about five minutes. But other girls, they're great in their own way, but I wouldn't date them though. I just can't go back, Robert. I honestly cannot go back.
Robert: The other girls, they're just different, you know? They're just not ...
David: A black girl.
Robert: Yeah. I concur. They're the best.

RDS3: Amen, boys. Amen
Friday, October 30, 2009 

Current mood:  inquisitive
Category: Religion and Philosophy

Why do so many Christian Churches label Halloween as a holiday that aggrandizes pagan or satanic beliefs, yet seem to have no problem making a quick buck on the sale of pumpkins associated with said holiday?

Happy Halloween. Enjoy the "Ghost Dance" song by Cusco I have posted up on my main page--an appropriate Native American chant to honor the departed on All Hallows eve.

I'll be headed down to
St. Augustine with my lovely girlfriend and some friends to rome the ancient alleyways and take in the enchanted night air blowing off of the Matanzas Bay in the nation's oldest city. Is there a better place to be on such an occasion?

And while your winding down from the night's events later on Halloween with your loved ones or alone with your black cat, a cool thing to check out is Coast to Coast A.M. at one A.M. on FM 106.5 and A.M. 690 here in Jacksonville (check www.coasttocoastam.com for your affiliate) for their annual "Ghost to Ghost" program in which callers call in all night with their personal ghost stories. Unfortunately, for the second straight year the great Art Bell won't be hosting, but in his place is the next best host, Ian Punnet. It's usually quite an entertaining show and some of those people's stories, if they are indeed true, are pretty damned creepy.

Raise up a glass of Blue Moon Pumpkin Ale and enjoy the weekend!

RDS3

Thursday, October 22, 2009 

Current mood:  confused
Category: Sports
The New England Patriots are taking on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers this Sunday in London. They are considering Tampa Bay to be the "home" team in this one. I don't know how they determine this because neither is obviously the home team, but , if anything, wouldn't it make more sense to consider the team with at least the name "England" in it the "home" team?

RDS3
Monday, October 19, 2009 

Current mood:  amused
Category: News and Politics
Isn't it funny how the supposed Roswell UFO incident was supposedly a hoax perpetrated by a faulty instrumental weather balloon full of hot air and the recent (non)Balloon Boy incident was an expiremental balloon that just looked like a UFO and was supposedly perpetrated by a guy full of hot air who was instrumental in faulty hoax?


RDS3