Fathers Unite!!!!

Rule One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:

I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:

It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:

I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:

As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the ....Golden Gate.. ..Bridge..... Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:

Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and I live in one continuous desert where time and memory do not exist. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for an unfriendly insurgent. I have seen things that can’t be described, in places that never existed with people I call brother that are not related to me. Tests were done on me in place I can’t speak about, in actions that never happened, in a time where I did not exist; when my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine

If you need further understanding of your position read the following.

U.S. Military Rules Of Engagement

• Level 1: Compliant (Cooperative). The subject responds and complies to verbal commands. Close combat techniques do not apply.
• Level 2: Resistant (Passive). The subject resists verbal commands but complies immediately to any contact controls. Close combat techniques do not apply.
• Level 3: Resistant (Active). The subject initially demonstrates physical resistance. Use compliance techniques to control the situation. Level three incorporates close combat techniques to physically force a subject to comply. Techniques include: Come-along holds, Soft-handed stunning blows, Pain compliance through the use of joint manipulation and the use of pressure points.
• Level 4: Assaultive (Bodily Harm). The subject may physically attack, but does not use a weapon. Use defensive tactics to neutralize the threat. Defensive tactics include: Blocks, Strikes, Kicks, Enhanced pain compliance procedures, Impact weapon blocks and blows.
• Level 5: Assaultive (Lethal Force). The subject usually has a weapon and will either kill or injure someone if he/she is not stopped immediately and brought under control. The subject must be controlled by the use of deadly force with or without a firearm or weapon.
• Level 6: Annoyance (Lethal Force). The subject usually has the intention of dating or touching the female offspring lovingly known as a daughter if he is not stopped immediately and brought under control. If the subject a.k.a. “boyfriend” is found non-compliant and freely chooses not to follow strict guidelines as prescibed by the all-knowing, merciless God of the subject’s universe; the  subject must be controlled by the use of any means and or force with or without a firearm or weapon with extreme prejudice. This subject is not garunteed preferntial treatment as defined by the Geneva Convention and therefore does not merrit the same consideration. Exercise the principle of “Corpus Delecti” No Body – No Crime.

Fathers Unite!!!!

Rule One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:

I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:

It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:

I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:

As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the ....Golden Gate.. ..Bridge..... Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:

Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and I live in one continuous desert where time and memory do not exist. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for an unfriendly insurgent. I have seen things that can’t be described, in places that never existed with people I call brother that are not related to me. Tests were done on me in place I can’t speak about, in actions that never happened, in a time where I did not exist; when my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine

If you need further understanding of your position read the following.

U.S. Military Rules Of Engagement

• Level 1: Compliant (Cooperative). The subject responds and complies to verbal commands. Close combat techniques do not apply.
• Level 2: Resistant (Passive). The subject resists verbal commands but complies immediately to any contact controls. Close combat techniques do not apply.
• Level 3: Resistant (Active). The subject initially demonstrates physical resistance. Use compliance techniques to control the situation. Level three incorporates close combat techniques to physically force a subject to comply. Techniques include: Come-along holds, Soft-handed stunning blows, Pain compliance through the use of joint manipulation and the use of pressure points.
• Level 4: Assaultive (Bodily Harm). The subject may physically attack, but does not use a weapon. Use defensive tactics to neutralize the threat. Defensive tactics include: Blocks, Strikes, Kicks, Enhanced pain compliance procedures, Impact weapon blocks and blows.
• Level 5: Assaultive (Lethal Force). The subject usually has a weapon and will either kill or injure someone if he/she is not stopped immediately and brought under control. The subject must be controlled by the use of deadly force with or without a firearm or weapon.
• Level 6: Annoyance (Lethal Force). The subject usually has the intention of dating or touching the female offspring lovingly known as a daughter if he is not stopped immediately and brought under control. If the subject a.k.a. “boyfriend” is found non-compliant and freely chooses not to follow strict guidelines as prescibed by the all-knowing, merciless God of the subject’s universe; the  subject must be controlled by the use of any means and or force with or without a firearm or weapon with extreme prejudice. This subject is not garunteed preferntial treatment as defined by the Geneva Convention and therefore does not merrit the same consideration. Exercise the principle of “Corpus Delecti” No Body – No Crime.

Fathers Unite!!!!

Rule One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:

I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:

It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:

I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:

As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the ....Golden Gate.. ..Bridge..... Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:

Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and I live in one continuous desert where time and memory do not exist. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for an unfriendly insurgent. I have seen things that can’t be described, in places that never existed with people I call brother that are not related to me. Tests were done on me in place I can’t speak about, in actions that never happened, in a time where I did not exist; when my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine

If you need further understanding of your position read the following.

U.S. Military Rules Of Engagement

• Level 1: Compliant (Cooperative). The subject responds and complies to verbal commands. Close combat techniques do not apply.
• Level 2: Resistant (Passive). The subject resists verbal commands but complies immediately to any contact controls. Close combat techniques do not apply.
• Level 3: Resistant (Active). The subject initially demonstrates physical resistance. Use compliance techniques to control the situation. Level three incorporates close combat techniques to physically force a subject to comply. Techniques include: Come-along holds, Soft-handed stunning blows, Pain compliance through the use of joint manipulation and the use of pressure points.
• Level 4: Assaultive (Bodily Harm). The subject may physically attack, but does not use a weapon. Use defensive tactics to neutralize the threat. Defensive tactics include: Blocks, Strikes, Kicks, Enhanced pain compliance procedures, Impact weapon blocks and blows.
• Level 5: Assaultive (Lethal Force). The subject usually has a weapon and will either kill or injure someone if he/she is not stopped immediately and brought under control. The subject must be controlled by the use of deadly force with or without a firearm or weapon.
• Level 6: Annoyance (Lethal Force). The subject usually has the intention of dating or touching the female offspring lovingly known as a daughter if he is not stopped immediately and brought under control. If the subject a.k.a. “boyfriend” is found non-compliant and freely chooses not to follow strict guidelines as prescibed by the all-knowing, merciless God of the subject’s universe; the  subject must be controlled by the use of any means and or force with or without a firearm or weapon with extreme prejudice. This subject is not garunteed preferntial treatment as defined by the Geneva Convention and therefore does not merrit the same consideration. Exercise the principle of “Corpus Delecti” No Body – No Crime.

Fathers Unite!!!!

Rule One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:

I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:

It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:

I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:

As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the ....Golden Gate.. ..Bridge..... Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:

Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and I live in one continuous desert where time and memory do not exist. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for an unfriendly insurgent. I have seen things that can’t be described, in places that never existed with people I call brother that are not related to me. Tests were done on me in place I can’t speak about, in actions that never happened, in a time where I did not exist; when my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine

If you need further understanding of your position read the following.

U.S. Military Rules Of Engagement

• Level 1: Compliant (Cooperative). The subject responds and complies to verbal commands. Close combat techniques do not apply.
• Level 2: Resistant (Passive). The subject resists verbal commands but complies immediately to any contact controls. Close combat techniques do not apply.
• Level 3: Resistant (Active). The subject initially demonstrates physical resistance. Use compliance techniques to control the situation. Level three incorporates close combat techniques to physically force a subject to comply. Techniques include: Come-along holds, Soft-handed stunning blows, Pain compliance through the use of joint manipulation and the use of pressure points.
• Level 4: Assaultive (Bodily Harm). The subject may physically attack, but does not use a weapon. Use defensive tactics to neutralize the threat. Defensive tactics include: Blocks, Strikes, Kicks, Enhanced pain compliance procedures, Impact weapon blocks and blows.
• Level 5: Assaultive (Lethal Force). The subject usually has a weapon and will either kill or injure someone if he/she is not stopped immediately and brought under control. The subject must be controlled by the use of deadly force with or without a firearm or weapon.
• Level 6: Annoyance (Lethal Force). The subject usually has the intention of dating or touching the female offspring lovingly known as a daughter if he is not stopped immediately and brought under control. If the subject a.k.a. “boyfriend” is found non-compliant and freely chooses not to follow strict guidelines as prescibed by the all-knowing, merciless God of the subject’s universe; the  subject must be controlled by the use of any means and or force with or without a firearm or weapon with extreme prejudice. This subject is not garunteed preferntial treatment as defined by the Geneva Convention and therefore does not merrit the same consideration. Exercise the principle of “Corpus Delecti” No Body – No Crime.

Fathers Unite!!!!

Rule One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:

I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:

It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:

I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:

As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the ....Golden Gate.. ..Bridge..... Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:

Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and I live in one continuous desert where time and memory do not exist. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for an unfriendly insurgent. I have seen things that can’t be described, in places that never existed with people I call brother that are not related to me. Tests were done on me in place I can’t speak about, in actions that never happened, in a time where I did not exist; when my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine

If you need further understanding of your position read the following.

U.S. Military Rules Of Engagement

• Level 1: Compliant (Cooperative). The subject responds and complies to verbal commands. Close combat techniques do not apply.
• Level 2: Resistant (Passive). The subject resists verbal commands but complies immediately to any contact controls. Close combat techniques do not apply.
• Level 3: Resistant (Active). The subject initially demonstrates physical resistance. Use compliance techniques to control the situation. Level three incorporates close combat techniques to physically force a subject to comply. Techniques include: Come-along holds, Soft-handed stunning blows, Pain compliance through the use of joint manipulation and the use of pressure points.
• Level 4: Assaultive (Bodily Harm). The subject may physically attack, but does not use a weapon. Use defensive tactics to neutralize the threat. Defensive tactics include: Blocks, Strikes, Kicks, Enhanced pain compliance procedures, Impact weapon blocks and blows.
• Level 5: Assaultive (Lethal Force). The subject usually has a weapon and will either kill or injure someone if he/she is not stopped immediately and brought under control. The subject must be controlled by the use of deadly force with or without a firearm or weapon.
• Level 6: Annoyance (Lethal Force). The subject usually has the intention of dating or touching the female offspring lovingly known as a daughter if he is not stopped immediately and brought under control. If the subject a.k.a. “boyfriend” is found non-compliant and freely chooses not to follow strict guidelines as prescibed by the all-knowing, merciless God of the subject’s universe; the  subject must be controlled by the use of any means and or force with or without a firearm or weapon with extreme prejudice. This subject is not garunteed preferntial treatment as defined by the Geneva Convention and therefore does not merrit the same consideration. Exercise the principle of “Corpus Delecti” No Body – No Crime.

When you discover the infinite in the finite... When the moment is all that you know... When all life trappings, shortcomings, failures and frustrations disappear... you discover - One.

In the One. you discover I.
And I is me and me is we...
And we are one together!

We are born naked and alone... we will ultimately die Naked and alone... Nothing and no one can changes this.... This is out of our hands... as it should be.

This amongst Change are the only true constants. impervious to Man's corruptions.

This is being human.

The only thing that truly matters is what we choose to do from the cradle to the grave... the rest is left for the little people to fret over...

Own. own your life, your choices, your actions, your dreams and your consequences... own your emotions, your fears, your reality.... all this will shape you.

Those that stay the journey are true to you... those who fall prey to trappings and prejudices never had heart... the greatest strength in life is strength of heart... you will encounter false prophets and weak hearted people... they eventually show their true colors and fall prey to their own egos left to swalow them whole... they are always quick to leave the journey and often attempt to lead others away in the process... let them... when the dust settles... It is what it is!... water is wet, the sky is blue, the grass is green, weak people quit, go home and leave... it is what it is...

and in the end... there is One!

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man. "- William Shakespeare-

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Wuv, Twoo Wuv!- Matters of the Heart!

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Now - if you made it this far... you are ready young Padawan...

Love is what love is... Boundless, Uncontrollable and above all Love is Unconditional.

The Heart knows what the Heart wants…

Play- You and your true Love are the only ones who can honestly make up the rules... So play like Children... Water fights, Pillow Fights... Dress up like Clowns and paint the town red with yellow polka dots.... Its never too late to be a big kid!

Insecurity- Get rid of it! being acting or obsessing about insecurity and jealousy will chase even the heart of a saint away... and usually right into the arms of another. You can either spend the rest of whatever time you have together - fighting, accusing, suspecting, worrying, lying, invading, checking up on and utterly destroying each other... or grow up and realized you could be spending time Loving Laughing and devoting each moment to making moments.

Accepting- If you truly Love her then you will never ask them to change... Do not Tolerate... To so much as say the word tolerate means that you're are INtolerant of her. Do not be Understanding... there is nothing to come to terms with... She is not something that you should settle for - she is not a consolation prize... She is not clay... Do not try to mold her into what you think you can accept... what you feel she should be... Do not make excuses for her... She will never need to be justified nor explained... She is not useless she does not need to defended like some convalescent involent... But rather you should Accept Her.... Embrace her... Celebrate each and every nuance... Cherish every idiosyncratic behavior... And as she grows, Grow with her. As she changes and in whatever changes she may experience in her life ... Accept Her... Accept her for her... Let her be herself... and... Accept her.

Control - Control and power are the biggest illusions ever! only idiots believe in these types of fairy tales... If You are her everything and she is yours... Then you are each other's exact equals in everything!... No one controls anything... You got her back and she has yours... whoever shows up on the scene takes the lead and the other offers support... IT DOES NOT MATTER WHO IS IN THE LEAD... If you are equal... pettiness and jealousy never exists ... No one is ever really in control.

Support- Support her in everything that she needs, Financial support, Physical, emotional, educational, psychological... Support... Be there in all things... Run to her especially when she the one you are hurt by or even angry at... Run to her... And she run to you... But in all things support her...

Be Complete... You should be complete before you try to be with anyone else... Jerry's line "You Complete me."... Is wrought with emotional and psychological issues that every shrink would love to get a hold of... If you need another human being to make you a whole person... Bad relationships are the least of your concern.

what can you offer someone... an incomplete mess... and then you end up attaching your invisible umbilical chord and you become two immature children trying to raise each other and destroying each other during one of the multiple tantrums you end up throwing while you don't have enough common sense to come out of the rain.... Bloody Brilliant... and it says a lot of person who agrees to getting together with someone who is incomplete in the first place... Find your self...  ACCEPT yourself.. be content and happy in yourself... FIRST and then find someone ... Your Equal...  and become each other's Compliment... Two .... Separate distinct individuals who are whole true complete beings in their own rights... and pour 110% of each other into the soul of your relationship... and become the other half of the same soul while maintain your own unique individual personalities...

Self Image- What you put out there is what you attract... But don't be fooled... This Works at a sub-conscience level... If you put out a false or forced created self image and still attract the same jerk... It is not the jerk's fault and there nothing wrong with you... well?... Not entirely... You see if deep down you have a low self image that you solicit and make and attempt to still attract Mrs. Right and end up with Mrs. Right-now... You just need to realize that you have not truly exorcized all of your demons and still hold on to a negative self image... First thing first... this is a time in your life when you truly need to be alone... now is the time to become centered.. rediscover and fall in love with yourself all over again... once you have done this... you will begin to attract the right person for the right reasons... Then your self image will be the true you...

Faith- This is VITAL... This is the only area that you both need to agree on... You can not live in a divided household... A House divide against itself will not stand... Whatever your faith is... it should be the center of your life and so much apart of who you are that you can not separate your faith from you... this being said... the level of your devotion should be equal to and shared by the one you Love.

Stimulate - Mind Body Heart and Soul... you should inspire the very best ... Inspire... Not complete nor challenge but rather inspire the very best out of each other...

Universe- She should be the center of your Universe, the proof of God's existence and Divine Plan... Outside of her ... nothing exists... God then His creation... Her - Through her... The life that you create together...

Never go to bed angry --- Sanctuary... Fights of any kind should never violate the marital bedroom... ever... Rather have a No Spin Zone... A Volcano Room... one room in the house where neither party can be held accountable for what is said... The other Room - Your Sanctuary - the Marital Bedroom should be a safe haven... a room for Love... Behind that door you should be each other's escape... NO ANGER IN THE SANCTUARY.

Find Time... At the very least find time to be there for each other, At least no less then 15 minutes a day to remind each other of why you fell in love... Intimacy without sex... Sometimes she just needs to be held... and sometimes she just needs a friend.

Listen to the woman... Like Wesley Snipes said, "You got to listen to the woman Billy Hoyle." ... When she just wants you to listen... have her tell you... Then shut up, sit down and just be there for her... that's all... Trying to be the man and fix it will only piss her off and lead you into bigger messes that really has absolutely nothing to do with you at all... so just listen... that all.

Forget what you think you know... The second you think you have her pegged... she will change just to spite you... So do not act like you know her... Again ... Save yourself from the headaches and fights.

Respect- Never call her something other than what your heart screams for her... If you need to call her something call her Love... The second you begin the negative game of negative names... Nobody wins... everyone looses.

Chivalry not Chauvinism- Treat her like a lady- Open doors, pull out chairs... show her that chivalry is alive and well in your heart and in your lives together... But respect the Feminine... The Lady.

Always leave them wanting more- Remember No matter if you are married ... the hunt is never over... You should still be dating her 80 years from now... Let her leave you smiling and she be back for more... Romance her... Let her know that all eyes are on her... be there with flowers and candy on bended knee every time... ask her out... Choose each other every day!

Last but never Least....

Full Circle- Always begin and end each day In Love, laughter, and Us... When two becomes WE there is no ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Me... during those moments where you are together... remember you are a couple.

 I hope this helps... Thank you to everyone who continues to help me learn and grow...

Especially My True Love... My Wife and My Best Friend... You are my everything!

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Treat her like she's your everything!-

Idioms and pearls to cherish... How to grow to be a man.

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Pearls of wisdom – Words to live by-              

told to me by my Grandfather

 

·        A man is nothing without a dream.

·        There is no greater strength than strength of heart.                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

·        Love is: pure, passionate, true, trusting, unquestioning, undying, loyal, eternals, and Unconditional.

·        To love is to accept.                                                                                                   

·        Life is a play, a carefully orchestrated ballet. Though the people might change the characters remain the same.

·        Treat her well, treat her kindly, but above all treat her how she presents herself. If she acts like a lady, treat her like a lady.

·        Never do so much as to ever even raise your voice at a woman, if you feel the urge, you've lost control- just leave, don't say a word, don't go into explanations, just leave.

·        There are three magical words a woman can say to end sex: NO, DON'T, or STOP- used alone or in any combination the best thing to do is, stop immediately- pack up, and leave. She can call you all the names in the book, but she can never call you a rapist!!!!

·        You can catch more bees with honey than you do vinegar.

·        Sometimes laughter is the best medicine.

·        Always be true to yourself.                                                                                                                                                                        

·        Your wife is not your priest so don't confess your sins to her.                                                                                                                          

·        Better the devil you know, than the devil you don't.                                                                                                                              

·        Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.

·        Never involve your emotions where they don't belong.                        

·        Never stay where you're not wanted.

·        The greatest woman I ever knew I never knew her name.                        

·        There is no such thing as a bad child only bad parents.              

·        Look to the parents for the actions of the children.               

·        Spare the rod not the child.

·        There must be an equal amount and balance between love and discipline in order to bring up a child and govern a home.

·        When you leave your mark on this world how will you be remembered?

·        The patient man yields the sweetest rewards.

·        Listen to the reason of age; their voice is the voice of experience.

·        Respect all things especially yourself.                                                   

·        Respect is a two way street.                                                                                             

·        If you can't respect your elders, you'd better be able to respect your betters.                                                                                                 

·        All of life's answer are right in front of you, and can be found in nature. So, look to nature.

·        It is what it is.

 

·        There is always two sides every story, but there are seven levels of separation.

·        We are only as strong as our weakest link.

·        Never prey on the weak.

·        The worst people in the world are stupid people, and come in every shape size and color.                                                                                                               

·        Judge a man for the content of his heart, his character and how he provides for his family, but not by the color of his skin.

·        Each situation is different and unique - treat it as such.

·        Life is not black and white but can be seen in many shades of gray.

·        Always be real.

·        You can play the jester, as long as you are not the fool.

·        I'm the same jerk that I was yesterday as I am going to be tomorrow.                                                                                                               

·        Life is simple - man complicates it.

·        Live – love – and laugh, for tomorrow may be your last.        

·        The key to life is discipline, balance, timing, and opportunity. Find it- cease it and live, truly live each moment as if it were your last- as if tomorrow will never come- and have fun doing it.

·        In ten years from now, will you look back on today with pride or shame?

·        A man is nothing without an education.

·        The only stupid question is the one never asked.                          

·        Never be afraid to make mistakes, some of life's greatest miracles were mistakes.                                                                                                           

·        The most valuable sense is common sense.

·        There is a difference between Being stupid and being ignorant. Ignorance is the lack of knowledge; Stupidity is being a STUbborn Prideful Idiot.

·        Learn from the past, or past mistakes will haunt your future.

·        Society thinks linear thoughts –it began, it existed, it ended. This is wrong, the universe is elliptical and revolves in cycles, and so try to keep you're my open and your thoughts elliptical and not linear.                                                                                                                          

·        The only true constant in life is Change.

·        Listen to your gut instinct; trust yourself. Your first instinct is usually the right one.                                                                                                 

·        All great journeys begin with the first step.

·        The first step towards wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing. The second is learning.

·        The world needs more leaders and fewer followers.

·        Know and appreciate the value of hard work.                                       

·        A job worth doing is worth doing right the first time.

·        Take pride in all that you do, it's your name on it.                          

·        Never do anything half-assed. You do something half-assed you get half-assed results.

·        Always be sincere in all your endeavors.                                                

·        A man's worth is measure in his accomplishments.

·        Work smarter, not harder.

·        Many hands make light work.

·        Never ask of, nor expect of others, what you yourself cannot deliver.

·        Finish what you start; after all you gave your word when you agreed to do it.

·        Never break your word; it's the only thing that cannot be taken from you.

·        There are two people in this lifetime – those that talk and those that do, what kind of person do you want to be?

·        Now is the time, never put off anything.

·        Don't wait for it to happen, make it happen.

·        Pride in a man is a sign of greatness, but foolish pride will kill you.

·        Question everything.                                                                                                         

·        Look at everything from every angle.                                                                                                        

·        Trust everyone, for what they're Capable Of.                                

·        Never fear, Fear clouds the mind.

·        If you're going to do something stupid, be smart about it.

·        Make your words count. Say what you mean, mean what you say.

·        Be careful what you let inside, it could be the death of you.                                                                                                                                    

·        Be careful of those that talk a lot, they'll say anything to anyone. They talk too much and can't be trusted.

·        Be careful of the quiet ones, Watch them, they've got something to hide.                                                                                                      

·        Never depend on anyone for anything you can be let down.

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Often I counsel men and women of every age who have just begun to formulate their independent thoughts and opinions on matters of the heart. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

First- You must know that from my own experience, I have just begun to know and to understand what so many wise and experienced people have tried to explain to me, ( as the great Billy Joel stated) - "when I wore a younger man's clothes...".

In my immaturity (and even in my not so distant history), it seemed that in the heat of my impatient an impetuous nature, I ran out and endeavored to make absolutely every single mistake in Love known to man.

To every woman who knew me then- Words can never express my individual regrets. My behavior, choices and actions with and toward you during the course of time in which you had the (for some - misfortune) opportunity to meet me - I deeply regret. I will say though, through the grace of God, for what purpose I can not pretend to understand due to His divine plan, we- you and I met. For that I thank you. I have and will never regret the opportunity to know you. Thank you - It was never "Your Fault" - the dance was ours- we chose to Tango- together. We began it together... For what ever reasons We had, It ended. and now We have moved on.

To every person who mended that woman's heart and life- Remember, Truth is perception. She has never lied - per se... She has her truth and I have mine. Neither of us, are lying - but we might have conflicting Truths. However radically different, our truths might be She is yours, now and forever if you focus on Loving each other.

That being said, I apologize. I never meant to be anyone's mistaken past nor did I intend to become a lingering ghost.

My advice, Love each other, live for the moment... play as children do... but hold on to each other as though you were a leaf in a hurricane.

Now, for everyone who tried to teach me - to my Mentors, My Father (Giuseppe), My Grandfather (Cecil)... I will learn, I hear you now... I will keep the lessons alive.

To my reader(s) - The lesson begins here. Read carefully the lessons, heed them, Live it - learn it - love it! In this contains the wisdom passed down through generations from every Latin tongue... "From God's lips to your Ear!"

Every Sicilian boy is taken aside, when the time is right and taught these lessons... and now they belong to you.

The first thing you have to understand is that Love and Charity are interchangeable words and mean the very same thing.
This is ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Saint Paul's definition and the truest one I know on the subject of Love.
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First Epistle Of Saint Paul To The Corinthians
Chapter 13

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Charity is to be preferred before all gifts.
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1)- If I speak with the tongues of men, and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. 2)- And if I should have prophecy and should know all mysteries, and all knowledge, and if I should have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing. 3)- And if I should distribute all my goods to feed the poor, and if I should deliver my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing. 4)- Charity is patient, is kind: charity envieth not, dealeth not perversely; is not puffed up; 5)- Is not ambitious, seeketh not her own, is not provoked to anger, thinketh no evil;

6)- Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth with the truth; 7)- Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things. 8)- Charity never falleth away: whether prophecies shall be made void, or tongues shall cease, or knowledge shall be destroyed. 9)- For we know in part, and we prophesy in part. 10)- But when that which is perfect is come, that which is in part shall be done away.

11)- When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child. But, when I became a man, I put away the things of a child. 12)- We see now through a glass in a dark manner; but then face to face. Now I know I part; but then I shall know even as I am known. 13)- And now there remains faith, hope, and charity, these three: but the greatest of these is charity.
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Saint Paul wrote this Epistle- ( A word that means Letter) while he was  incarcerated. His crime... was Love.

Though his Love was his Agape or devotion to Christ and mankind... His message of Love and maturity is the truest definition offered from a man to the world.

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Lesson number 2

The three Greats!-

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In your Lifetime You will meet three women who you will Love almost as much as you do Mother Mary and your Mother...

1)-Your First Love- The first one you meet will be your first Love and she going to break your heart and pain will be so great and unimaginable that it will be the pain from which you will compare all other pain in your life..., but that's good... because that's going to teach you that you got a heart!

2)-Your Kindred Love- The next one you meet will be your Kindred. She will be your exact equal; your mirror image. She's going to talk like you , think like you, act like you and so on. Together you'll be like an uncontrollable flame. Your passion for one another will be so intense that you'll set the world on fire. When you two are together, the only people safe will be you and your Kindred. Your going to get each other into so much mischief that at least one of you could possibly end up in Jail...

This is the problem of Kindred Loves, But this is good, because your going to teach other how to mature in Love. The other problem with a Kindred is that fire you ignited... The problem with fire is unless you continually add fuel to the fan the flames - that flame with go out... It will disappear just as quickly as it ignited and usually with the same kind of passion and intensity. 

3)-Your True Love- Then finally, when you've lost in Love and grown to be a man, you'll be ready... You'll meet "her"; "The One". When you meet "the One" - You'll Know! She will be your Compliment and you will be hers! She's going to be the one that you're going to want to be around the rest of your life. She's going to be the one that you'll will be your true self with. You will want to be around each have coffee together for the next 89 to 90 years... But that's Great, because your going to look upon her with the same eyes that you see her with now. She'll be just as Beautiful. She's going to be your strength when you are weak... your heart when you don't have one... your sinner and your saint. Together, you'll be two halves of the same soul... Separately you'll be complete whole individual people... But you will be everything to each other... It will be your True Love.