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..TR>       Male or  Female?   You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female..  Here are some examples:    ..TR> ..TABLE>..TABLE>..TABLE>..TABLE> 6:18 AM  0 Comments (Add Comment) | 0 Kudos Translate .. FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. .. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. .. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated .. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. .. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. .. WEB PAGES:  Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. .. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. .. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. .. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. .. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying Powered by English Albanian Arabic Bulgarian Catalan Chinese Croatian Czech Danish Dutch Estonian Filipino Finnish French Galician German Greek Hebrew Hindi Hungarian Indonesian Italian Japanese Korean Latvian Lithuanian Maltese Norwegian Polish Portuguese Romanian Russian Serbian Slovak Slovenian Spanish Swedish Thai Turkish Ukrainian Vietnamese

Saturday, April 19, 2008  new thoughts Current mood:  accomplished Wow I just relized it has been almost a year since i posted a new blog well alot has happened in that year to begin with I now have a beutiful granddaughter named jadelyn elizabeth she was born .. 23 hours of labor.i am enjoying watching her grow and becomeing her own little person. in newwer news jacob Jr. just had surgery on 04/16/08 on his left shoulder because the muscle had become detatched from the bone. he is doing well but it will be a long recovery(4-6 months the doctors tell us) he is about to get married with in the next year to a great girl named Katelyn and is other wise doing well. Tiffani is doing good and is handleing motherhood well hse is a Jr. in high school and working at a local pizza place. She just signed on the join the Army National Guard and  is set to go to bootcamp for 9weeks this summer. then will come back and finsh he Sr. yrs of high school. AJ is AJ> Anyone who knows him will understand. I just stared a new job tonigt and i am looking forward to making more money with less stress and none of the bulls**t that goes on at Giant. i am not sure weither or not i am going to leave Giant right away but this new job had the potenal   to be full time if i want it to. Jake sr and mom are both doing well well i hope this blog finds everyone good feel free to comment 5:40 AM  1 Comments (Add Comment) | 0 Kudos Translate Powered by English Albanian Arabic Bulgarian Catalan Chinese Croatian Czech Danish Dutch Estonian Filipino Finnish French Galician German Greek Hebrew Hindi Hungarian Indonesian Italian Japanese Korean Latvian Lithuanian Maltese Norwegian Polish Portuguese Romanian Russian Serbian Slovak Slovenian Spanish Swedish Thai Turkish Ukrainian Vietnamese

Saturday, August 04, 2007  New Video Current mood:  pleased hey everone check out the new video on my page. My son jacob is in it 3 times.  let me know what you think!! 2:08 AM  0 Comments (Add Comment) | 0 Kudos Translate Powered by English Albanian Arabic Bulgarian Catalan Chinese Croatian Czech Danish Dutch Estonian Filipino Finnish French Galician German Greek Hebrew Hindi Hungarian Indonesian Italian Japanese Korean Latvian Lithuanian Maltese Norwegian Polish Portuguese Romanian Russian Serbian Slovak Slovenian Spanish Swedish Thai Turkish Ukrainian Vietnamese

Sunday, July 22, 2007  INTRODUCING "SUNNY BOY" Current mood:  happy Category: Pets and Animals Hey everyone check out the pics of our new dog "Sunny boy" we got him from a amish farm in Oxford PA his dad is yellow lab and Mastiff and his mom is yellow lab.he is 10 months old at this time and really confussed buy all the stuff we have(I.E  the TV the car pretty muck everything!!!) Hope to hear from everyone soon KAthy 6:26 PM  0 Comments (Add Comment) | 0 Kudos Translate Powered by English Albanian Arabic Bulgarian Catalan Chinese Croatian Czech Danish Dutch Estonian Filipino Finnish French Galician German Greek Hebrew Hindi Hungarian Indonesian Italian Japanese Korean Latvian Lithuanian Maltese Norwegian Polish Portuguese Romanian Russian Serbian Slovak Slovenian Spanish Swedish Thai Turkish Ukrainian Vietnamese

Saturday, April 28, 2007  NEW PICS>>>> Category: Life Hey everyone check out my new pics...... Tiffani went to the prom 4/27/07 with her boyfeind Chuck her are just a few pics more will follow...... Tell me what you think!!!!! 5:50 PM  0 Comments (Add Comment) | 0 Kudos Translate Powered by English Albanian Arabic Bulgarian Catalan Chinese Croatian Czech Danish Dutch Estonian Filipino Finnish French Galician German Greek Hebrew Hindi Hungarian Indonesian Italian Japanese Korean Latvian Lithuanian Maltese Norwegian Polish Portuguese Romanian Russian Serbian Slovak Slovenian Spanish Swedish Thai Turkish Ukrainian Vietnamese

Sunday, April 22, 2007  The Dirty Thirty.... thanks missy The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:   1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? yesterday   2. What were you doing this morning at 5am? Thinking 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? smoking ouside   4. What are you wearing? black jeans and a tee-shirt   5. Are you mad at anyone right now?yeah to many to list    6. Last person to say they loved you?   7. Last time you had a drug test? never   8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile? I do   9. Last thing received in the mail? BIlls   10. Do you have any famous relatives? yea   11. If you could commit any crime and get away with it, what would it be? murder   12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? yeah   13. How is your hair?  short 14. How many different drinks have you had today?coffie, diet pepsi and Diet coke   15. What have you eaten today? a donut 16.Are you any good at math? kinda   17. Do you have plans on Friday night? work   18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? yes   19. Last kiss? a long time ago 20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? yes 1. Do you like the ocean? love it   22. Do you stay friends with your ex's? some   23. Something you are excited about? freedom   24. What did you do last night? read and think 25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive? no    26. Where do you keep your change? purse   27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life? yeap   28. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Someone else   29. What was the weather like on your Birthday? cold!!!!   30. Whats your favorite alcoholic drink? jungle juice or my new one is Japanese alcohol - sake 7:59 PM  1 Comments (Add Comment) | 2 Kudos Translate Powered by English Albanian Arabic Bulgarian Catalan Chinese Croatian Czech Danish Dutch Estonian Filipino Finnish French Galician German Greek Hebrew Hindi Hungarian Indonesian Italian Japanese Korean Latvian Lithuanian Maltese Norwegian Polish Portuguese Romanian Russian Serbian Slovak Slovenian Spanish Swedish Thai Turkish Ukrainian Vietnamese