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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 34
Sign: Virgo

City: Surprise
State: Arizona
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/15/2005

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Thursday, November 20, 2008 

Category: Parties and Nightlife


Salon 7 was a pretty cool venue.
It may masquerade as a boutique/hair salon, by day...



...but at night, it just wants to rock.













..







The Skinwalkers had an amazing set
and Rocky is now wireless.


















Due to uncontrollable circumstances, my set kept getting pushed back. I ended up having to go on right before the last band. That was a difficult slot to fill, so I was very grateful that a few people stuck around to see my set.

Earlier in the evening, there is still a lot of "curiosity traffic." Those are the people who aren't necessarily there to see any particular act, they just heard about the show and it sounded bizarre enough to check it out. That is a perfect crowd to read to, because they are open to anything and they're just looking to be entertained. At the end of the night, people are getting worn out and the only ones left are probably sticking around just to see their friend's band. You run the risk at this point, of just being in the way.

In fact, I was worn out (this was the culmination of an incredibly hectic week). I didn't have the energy or focus to try to win over an unfamiliar crowd. I just buried my face into the pages as I read. I was too tired to depend on my memory being able to recite off-page, so I didn't even make eye-contact with anyone. I didn't even glance around the room to see how people were reacting. I just plowed ahead.

One good thing about going on so late was that I liked leading into the Necronauts set. Way back before I paid much attention to the local bands, I saw them open up for Frank Black at the Mason Jar (about ten years ago, I believe). I think they were only about 16 years old, at the time...but I immediately liked them.











The Necronauts rock almost as hard as Aaron's beard.






One more cool thing:

When I got home, I had an acceptance note from the New York Quarterly. They want to use my Geometry Of Truth poem, in an upcoming issue. NYQ is one of the top poetry journals in the country, so I was stoked.

Currently reading:
Things We Don't Know We Don't Know
By Matt Mason
Friday, October 10, 2008 

Category: Parties and Nightlife

So a friend of mine put together a guerrilla-style art takeover of a downtown laundromat (because he thought the acoustics were incredible). It grew into a pseudo-extravaganza. We had some very talented musicians, nationally recognized performers, writers who have been published around the world, and more...
This passage explains his motives:

The Laundry Mat Show was a blast. Everyone was great. The whole point of this shindig was to turn people on to new ideas. I've personally seen all the performers and was inspired by them all. I wanted to bring them together to share what I've seen and felt, so that maybe they'll support each other. Last Night I was shown how to make an orgami crane by Beck the 12yr old Origami God, and it was a pure moment of innocence. we all need to feel this in our hectic lives. I am truly proud of everyone. You all did a fantastic job.


Take care and suppo
rt the local arts and shops,
-
Rocky



Here are the people responsible for this freakshow:



Rocky=pancho
Morgan=banana

Morgan was very nervous, but he started the evening off by singing acoustic songs en francais.





When we arrived, there were so many people there that we had to start the show outside in the parking lot. The weather was great and the night air was comfortable, so this probably worked out better in the long run, because it might have been too hot and stuffy inside the place for a few hours.

The one drawback was that Rocky was planning on doing a "cooking segment" with his fifteen minutes and he was actually planning on using the dryer, as his oven (he needed to melt some chocolate for the dish he had planned to prepare). I would have LOVED to see that!!!



Aaron Johnson and his harmonica.










Jane Hilton and partner (whose name I don't think was mentioned?).










As for my own setlist:


Gravesite Reservations
Barracuda
On The Absence of Racism In Ancient Greece
(because of all the washing machine segregation taking place inside, between the white shirts and the colored socks)
haiku about Luke Skywalker, Dick Cheney, and Light Rail
Vacancy
Why Rodney is not Allowed Back at the Willow House
Uninvited Guest

haiku about Crucifixes, Freight Train Operators, and Hogwarts
Ash to Ash to Dust to Stone
The Astronaut (or monk)



I stole this pic from Aaron, because I liked the smiles.










Andrew had a great set.







Author Barry Graham, by way of Scotland, Tennessee, and Buddha.







Rocky, by way of rawk and The Rez.







Ernesto drives Kevin Patterson to drink.





An improv scene breaks out.






Beck tried to teach us some origami.






Ben from Porches gets down.







Paul and Mr. Frip recovered from their birthdays, just in time for the show.










We eventually moved inside for Quarter Inch Crown to close out the night.





It's probably not a good idea to wear heels.










Currently reading:
The Adding Machine: Selected Essays
By William S. Burroughs
Monday, October 06, 2008 

Category: Writing and Poetry

As read at a laundromat, last night:





Barracuda


If Sarah Palin drowns
in an earmarked pet-project cauldron filled
with a mixture of freshly-drilled Arctic National
Wildlife Refuge oil and polar bear blood
then she was not a witch

Even if it was real, Global Warming
could never thaw her heart. She knows
that you can put lipstick
on a seventeen year old girl
who has been deprived of comprehensive Sex
Education, but your NRA lobbyist
will only have nine months
to arrange the shotgun wedding

Those go-go boots helped pray away my gay
and made the creationism of her bridge to nowhere
into a 398 million dollar catwalk Worth
Every Penny. She knows that if Alaskans
weren't meant to be pale, they would live
somewhere other than Alaska, someplace that gets
exposed to more than 5 hours of daylight
during winter months. So installing that tanning bed
in the Governor's office was a task from God

John McCain is the only dinosaur she believes in
she understands that presidential elections are glorified
beauty pageants and not having any answers for important
questions makes you a Maverick. She emphasizes
Homeland Security and vows to protect America's
prosperity, like a clever Yahoo e-mail password
she will fight Alaskan Gray Wolves over there
chasing and shooting them from the safety of helicopters
so we won't have to fight them over here

And Sarah Palin knows that if books
weren't meant to be burned, they would be made
of something other than paper
a flame-retardant material able to withstand
the friction of contradictory ideas, the heat
of dissent. She knows that if books weren't meant
to be burned, they would not contain
such flammable ideas




Currently listening:
Bavarian Fruit Bread
By Hope Sandoval
Release date: 2002-02-05
Monday, June 02, 2008 

Current mood:  complacent
Category: Writing and Poetry

One of my poems has been included in the 25th Anniversary issue of Suisun Valley Review.






Unheard Symphony



Eyes closed, I exist
only as a vibration
in a world of pure sound

Pervading the cosmos, finite tones
resonate throughout space
echoing into infinity

Removing the mystery from coincidence
frequencies blend and absorb each other
harmonizing into a universal key

Opening my eyes, I will
trust in this noise, even 
if they call it God



Side note 1:  
This is the middle section of a piece that I occasionally perform with my friend's punk band.
 



Side note 2:  
A woman once asked me about that piece, after a reading. She said that she particularly liked that one (I don't remember what else I read that night) and asked if I was familiar with the String Theory. 

I hadn't heard of it, but I told her that it was interesting because my first draft used thread instead of sound.  It tangled instead of harmonized and ended up with God as a knot, instead of noise.
Currently listening:
Bonefish: The Legend of Mahogany Cass
By Colorstore
Release date: 2008-04-01
Friday, May 09, 2008 

Current mood:Valley of Unrest
Category: Writing and Poetry

It took us two and a half hours to blow out the 199 candles on his cake, but last night was the 7th Annual Poe Show and it rawked.


I did a few pieces that I thought would go well with the tone of the evening. For instance, I admitted that Poe wasn't exactly known for his "pretty flower poems" but hoped he would appreciate this one of mine and read "The Abortionist's Garden."

Then, I had planned on reading my favorite Poe piece "Alone" but noticed earlier in the night that one of the other performers was holding it in her hands. I decided that I had enough other material, so I could do without performing that one...although I was counting on that piece to provide one last moment of sincerity, before I spent the rest of my set tarnishing his legacy.  I then went on to do an Annabel Lee parody, that I butchered up into a Breakfast At Tiffany's poem. Then I inserted some Poe references into William S. Burroughs' Mummy Piece, so it would be appropriate for the night.

I finished my set with this series of Edgar Allan Poe haiku:

beware the raven
flown all the way from China
carrying bird flu

 

Poe pioneered both
modern short tale and fetal
alcohol syndrome

 

watch at the border
for minutemen on your way
to Eldorado 

 

my Lenore lies dead
but I am lonely- quoth the
raven necro-whore

incessant ticking
synthetic aortic valve
The Klute's tell-tale heart

 

Poe's pre-teen cousin
nighttime visions are but wet
dream within wet dream

 

fortunate Poe lived
long before Chris Hansen caught
Dateline predators

 

cooked medium-rare
tainted cheeseburgers inspired
The Conqueror Worm

 

married my cousin
our family tree sprouts new
branches nevermore

 

Poe made Baltimore
the Colorado City
of the great Northeast

 

the bells bells the bells
the bells bells bells the bells bells
the bells bells bells bells

 

renowned lit critic
Poe's scathing myspace review
friend is not a verb!

 

Lenore to Miss Clemm
Poe only pined for women
dead or underage

 

The crowd seemed fine with all references to incest and pedophilia... in fact they enjoyed them but there were GROANS when I read the cheesburger one!  An angry mob of McDonald's shareholders IS NOT to be trifled with.

I wasn't sure about the Chris Hansen one, because I didn't know if that show was as big in everyone else's world, as it was in my own. But on the way to the show, my wife told me that it was one of her favorites and that I should definitely use it. She was right and it got some of the most enthusiastic crowd reaction.


What else happened?


Wyatt Earp stopped by to perform El Dorado.


Marilyn Monroe stopped by to sing Happy Birthday, Mr. Poe.




Brandy in disguise.



Robert X. Planet spends the other 355 days of the year, waiting for Poe's birthday.

On a side note, this theatre gave me a new appreciation for actors and actresses. This venue was designed mainly for plays and being on stage was strange. The lights are so bright in your face that you can't see anyone in the crowd. As a poet, you usually end up reading in intimate rooms, where you can look at/connect with the people who are listening.  This place was packed, but it seemed like you were performing into some great void. Weird.

The Klute recovered from his open heart surgery, in time to read a piece that Jeff Falk wrote for the show but was too lazy to perform, himself.


Jonathan's songs were crowd favorites.

Mary killed a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Mary killed a little lamb, its fleece was red with blood


Stephen G. Roy and The Klute finished the night, by performing a show-and-tell rendition of Lenore.

"See! on yon drear and rigid bier low lies thy love, Lenore!"


"The sweet Lenore hath gone before, with Hope that flew beside"


One more thing! After the show, campana was telling us how much Poe looks like Bob Newhart, if you threw a black wig and a mustache on Bob, you could goth-swap him into Poe. Then, he actually said "Watch--- when I get home, I'll probably find out that Bob Newhart died tonight." 
Not quite, but we did get home to read that Suzanne Pleshette (who played Bob's sitcom wife!) died, earlier in the evening. I knew I shouldn't have given Bill Campana that Popeil Pocket Scythe, for christmas.

Currently listening:
Carnavas
By Silversun Pickups
Release date: 25 July, 2006
Thursday, May 08, 2008 

Current mood:  ninja
Category: Art and Photography

 

My wife bought a new $99 camera, this weekend.

So I took a quick 20 minute walk around downtown Glendale
before going to Poetry In The Round...just to take it for a test spin.

 

Going on a photography walk is great fun.
I am going to have to work those into my life, more frequently. 
It's good for the soul.

 

It would probably be fun to go with other people occasionally. 
It might be fascinating to see what catches each other's eyes
from the same surroundings.

 

 

 

 

~~~from the front:

 

~~~and looking out, from the other side:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday, January 17, 2008 

My recent reading at Mama Java's was crazy.
This was the place where I did my first feature reading, about two or three years ago.
So I am glad that it is still around.

There was a decent sized crowd, back then... but this was a much better turnout!

In fact, I've never seen that many people squeeze into that place.


There weren't even enough seats, so some people had to stand in the back.
Maybe this was because the College Times referred to me as a "Popular Lyricist" (WTF?) in their things-to-do page??

 

I convinced J.J. Horner to come and paint, during the reading.
He's awesome and I knew everyone would enjoy watching him work, whenever they got bored with my stuff.

 

But I enjoy being in diverse situations, so my next reading was an entirely different experience. Jason asked me to be one of his street performers at the 2nd Phoenix Annual Parade of the Arts.
Since he hosts two of the poetry readings (Willow House and Mighty Cup) that have always treated me well, I was happy to help out. 

It was a cool experience and I feel lucky to be in all of the strange situations that I've been involved with, over the past year.

For contrast, that large crowd at Mama Java's was there specifically to listen to some poetry, so they were attentive from the start. It made it very easy for me, because all I had to do was provide what they were looking for. Everything went smooth and it was fun.

Now, here I am two weeks later and I am performing some guerrilla street poetry for no one in particular. I ended up going first, so no one was around expecting or looking for a poetry reading. Jason asked if I wanted him to make an announcement or give me an introduction, but I decided that I may as well go full on sneak attack style and just begin hollering out of the blue. It was exciting to have to try and draw a crowd from nothing. Then, they could be exposed to all of the local poetry propaganda, over on Jason's table. 

It went pretty well! By the end of my set, we actually had a few onlookers.
Oh, and did I mention that I was dressed as Betelgeuse?? 
I am sure that the costume helped us get some attention.



Jessica was able to snag a couple of camera-phone pics.

I remember announcing that I hate two things... Sandworms
and Fox News.
Then, I warned the crowd that the next poem was not about Sandworms.

Jason's table of spam and Vocab Malone, as the next poet on the chopping block. 



I thought it was funny that we were reading in front of the Hotel San Carlos booth, 
since I perform a piece about the ghost that haunts the seventh floor of that place. 

I think that Stephen Strange is the main organizer of this parade.

Sonorous was one of the bands that played the main stage, before the start of the parade.

Unfortunately, I couldn't stay for the entire parade, because I had to go meet up with my family at another party.

What can I say? I'm the ghost with the most, babe.


 

Since the "cold weather" months are approaching, I had to read my obligatory snowbird poem.

(for the out-of-towners who read my journal, I must point out
that, in addition to the wealthy retirees who keep winter homes in the valley,
Phoenix is also a seasonal beacon for homeless street kids)


 

Winter Migrations

 

There are fewer roadrunners every year

but the mild winters still bring

a variety of birds escaping

the harsh months of their homelands

 

Wooden bird feeders are hung

from the balconies of Scottsdale resorts

welcoming the old northern sparrows

for their annual retreat, where they

will drink from flowing fountains

and perch atop bronze statues

 

The young pigeons

return to Tempe, lurking

in the alleys of Mill Avenue

feeding from garbage bins or waiting

for someone to drop a bite of sandwich

 

Until they get chased from the storefronts

to hide on a nearby roof

or bathe in the canal

 

 

Currently reading:
Return To Waking Life (Main Street Rag’s Editor’s Select Poetry)
By David Chorlton
Release date: 30 May, 2004
Monday, October 08, 2007 

Category: Art and Photography
Not exactly any given night, but here is a recap of my First Friday excursion:

I started out over at the anti_space area, because Doug Bale had some of our friends playing music outside the wondow of his exhibit.

How many reluctant musicians does it take to plug in an amplifier?



I asked Doug why they didn't have any juice. He said "Are you kidding me? They're all jews."

On the left is Rob, one of my oldest friends. He was one of the only people I knew, who was actually making a living as a musician. I found that inspiring, to see someone be able to support themselves through their art. He found it oppressive, because it meant that he had to accept a lot of bassist-for-hire gigs that he wasn't interested in, so he could make rent or eat.
On the right is Robbie Cohen, who is a great singer/songwriter. He also played guitar for awhile, in one of my favorite local bands, The Bodhi Tree. I used to enjoy going to see him play at Carly's but he stopped playing there, so he could dedicate more time to being reclusive.

While they were trying to figure out how to make everything work, we went next door
to see the comicon zombie makeovers.



I had one of them pose with my friend... you know, since he WASN'T busy playing music.



With all of these ghouls around, who you gonna call?



Then we went to the next space, where the Collectively Operated Local Artists Boutique (C.O.L.A.B.). was set up and I recognized the COLAB guy, Joey G ... from our Little League baseball team, way back when!
That was probably around 4th grade. Wow.

Fortunately, my friends were finally jamming.



That's Rob's brother Steven, in the foreground. He's also extremely talented, but he's one of those people who rarely plays in public, although he constantly creates and records all of these amazing songs in the family studio. On a side note, Rob was telling me that his other brother (a drummer, who wasn't there) just recorded some drum tracks for Peter Murphy's new solo album (which will also feature people like Flea and Trent Reznor), so I guess there was a little bit of talent in that household.

Once the zombies cleared out, to go on their march for zombie-rights or something
people began to check out Doug's art and he even sold some.



At this point, Robbie's former Bodhi Tree bass player Frank showed up, so Rob let him take over on the Thunderstick and he went with us, to go see Dayvid LeMmon's new exhibit. He's one of my favorite photographers and it was great to see his new work, like this one:



Unfortunately, art is so subjective and open to interpretation. More specifically, my interpretation. So I asked Dayvid, if the visual insinuation that I was getting from another one of his prints was intentional. He cringed and said that it never entered into his mind, but that it would now be difficult for him to get it out of his head. Oops. Then, I asked Rob if he got the same impression. He also said that it never occurred to him and then he called me an asshole (half-joking, I presume), so I think I will keep it to myself, now.

Damn. We sure needed some kind of amusing distraction, at this point. Luckily, we then went to look at some prints that were lying on a table under the front window. Suddenly, some guy rode up on his bicycle flipping me off and mouthing the words FUCK and YOU in an exaggerated fashion, before pulling up his T-shirt to press his nipple against the glass. Then he rode away. Both Rob and my wife were a bit perplexed and asked if that happens to me, very often. I assured them that it only happens when that random guy is Ray Reeves. One of my friends (Rocky) plays in Ray's band, so we run into each other all over the place, lately. He's a pretty good musician and I like his band.





Down the road, we saw these awesome sculptures that were probably about 8 feet tall.




As we walked further along, I experienced a rare dickhead moment of big-timing someone. A woman approached us, but at that very moment I got a call from Rocky, who was wondering when I was planning to meet up with him at the Ruby Room. So this poor woman was left to tell Rob and my wife how she had seen one of my recent poetry readings at the Paper Heart (where I opened for a poet from Nebraska, named Matt Mason) and enjoyed my work...since I was "too busy" listening to Rocky explain that he wished he had come with us to see Dayvid's exhibit, but he was trying to get to the Ruby Room before the doorman would start charging a cover. Of course, it backfired on him... so he ended up paying a cover to hang out there long before the bands started to play, while we were out seeing Dayvid's new photographs, huge metal sculptures, and Ray Reeves nipples.

Speaking of 8 feet tall...



Eventually, I made my way over to the Ruby Room, just in time to see Mer play
in one of her 83 side-bands, Fatigo.



I was lucky enough to meet her at one of my recent readings, when she came out with her roommate
who is a great writer named Barry Graham.

I was with some friends and I tried to take a few shots of their drunken dance party.



That's Mr. Fripp in the stripes and the aforementioned Ray Reeves (who was finally
keeping his nipples under his shirt), in the background.



But Fripp wouldn't allow me to just stand off to the side and take pictures, so he pulled me in...



...which was a bad idea, because I gave Rocky a few twirls and this was the result:



Before the Minibosses started their set, there was a two-second snippet
of Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" drums being looped over the P.A., so everyone was dying to play along.



It seemed to go on forever, but finally the 8-bit madness began.





Floored.






Sunday, September 30, 2007 

Category: Writing and Poetry

is that it's nothing but leftist propaganda
designed to indoctrinate your children
with their anti-family-values agenda


Predictably, some "evil" corporation
has turned Earth into a futuristic landfill
Equal screen time is never provided
for the obvious rebuttal that Industrialized Corporations
Don't Kill Environments- Environments Kill Environments  






Of course, the exiled human race gets fat and lazy
out in deep space, sucking on the zero-gravity teat
of a big-government that is responsible for everything
from entertaining to feeding these welfare-nauts, while paying
absolutely no attention to homeland security.





Meanwhile, a bi-curious robot named WALL*E is soon assigned
through affirmative-action, the cushy-government job
of cleaning up the disaster back on Earth
He runs on alternative solar power, but since the union
has ensured that Wall-E is in no danger of having his job
outsourced to a third-world country -no matter
how ineffectual he becomes- he takes his sweet-ass time





He eventually meets a sleek metro-sexual android
who is on a mission to find medicinal hemp in the solar system
which Wall-E is conveniently cultivating
in his makeshift foreclosure hideout

They fall in love and end up adrift in a galaxy of immorality

trying desperately to get back to Earth because California
is the only place in God's great universe
that will recognize their unholy union






Saturday, March 03, 2007 

Category: Writing and Poetry
I normally try to use plain language, that won't distract from whatever I am trying to write about.
So I have inserted some relevant links, for the one below.


-196º C




Frozen in the desert
until science can defy death
I would rather
be here

or there, but vitrified dreams
of a distant future drown
cryonic memories of a life spent

When I die for the next time-

traditional cemetary burial
with grave stone marker
or open casket or ashes
scattered into the creek wind

Meanwhile I must wait
among dewars of other cephalons
who trust Arrhenius' equation
hoping to be reborn
from these nitrogen wombs



***published in the Georgetown Review.
Currently reading:
The Adding Machine: Selected Essays
By William S. Burroughs
Release date: 15 April, 1993