Rohesia, stop complaining about me not posting in the blog.  I have better things to do.  Like rapping!

So, yeah.  Rap album 2, titled "Penis Monologues".  Look for it early 2009.

I'm really excited about this weekend's tour. It'll be good to see the South Floridians out there, good to get my stuff exposed to new and different folks.

Since the tour is made up of UF alumni/students, I was thinking: how about calling it the "Orange And Blue Collar Comedy Tour"? Except with slightly less sister-fucking.

As all of you know, I am headlining on 4/20 at Coconuts.

What? You didn't know that? For shame. Anyway, yes, headlining that day. Go me.

Holy crap, has it been a while since I posted on this blog! I love you, my precious blog, and I won't forsake you.

I just added a toolbar on my webpage. Figured it was fairly appropriate since I am in fact a massive tool.

Or should that be, I HAVE a massive tool. Although I have to admit that I am not in fact a member of Tool. That would be an awful pickup line at a bar.

Enough tooling around the point--why don't you take a look at El Website and let me know what you think.

For those who missed it this past weekend: I'll be playing at Tim & Terry's again on 2/17/06.  Be there.

I had a great show at Tim & Terry's, followed by a great after-party. I'm looking forward to doing it again. Also, Bad Advice now works on my profile. Listen. Love.

Just a reminder, folks: TIM AND TERRY'S @ 10:30pm on SATURDAY, 1/15. Be there! Plus: I was in InSITE this month. Page 88, I get a mention in the shows section.

The album is released.  You can buy it for $10 at any of my upcoming shows: Every Thursday at Coconuts, or 1/14/05 at Tim and Terry's.  I'll probably be booking some travelling dates when I can, so keep your eyes open!

Here's a little secret: my best shows are the ones where something goes wrong.

It's really bizarre that a borderline-OCD control freak is actually MORE comfortable when he's not got the freedom of, in this case, a functioning guitar amp.  Tonight's show was great, even though we had to jury-rig the mic through my amp (and therefore my guitar went unplugged).  It's as if I just say "fuck it!" and decide that I'm going to make up for it, somehow.

So if you ever come out to one of my shows and the mic's dead, or the amp's dead, or the lighting is bad, or there's a dead guy in the corner, buckle your safety belts--it's going to be one hell of a show.

I just uploaded "Bad Advice" to Myspace, which is the first taste of the new stuff on the CD.  I hope you guys like it!

Also, I just got done making posters of myself, which feels a little weird.

I'm not bringing my CD to the show for sale tonight.  Why?  Because I love you people and I want you to have the first crack at it at my New Years' Eve party.  That's why.

Now, I must go do a show.  Later all!