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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 100
Sign: Taurus

City: Portland
State: Oregon
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/17/2005

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Saturday, April 18, 2009 
This coming Thursday is my birthday. I'm celebrating with free workshop and some hoops to give away. Please contact me if you want to sign up for the class.

Thursday, April 23: FREE HOOP CLASS & FREE HOOPS: (The Watershed, 5040 SE Milwaukee Ave, 6-9 p.m.) – Hoop dance changed my life. There’s no other form of movement that makes me feel more centered, happy and at home in my body. So on my birthday, I’d like to honor the gift that was given to me by giving it to you. Come enjoy a free hoop workshop, complete with free handouts (my stick figure illustrations ROCK) and free hoops, while supplies last. I’m building the hoops this weekend, as many as I can finish. Take one yourself or tell a friend who could benefit from owning a portal into a happier dimension.

6-7: Hoopdance Jumpstart / Ignition … mashup: The best of two Revolva workshops, in order to cater to all levels (beginner to ninja). Please email me if you’re interested in the class so I can get a count; the space may call for a cutoff point.

7-9: Dance Party: Rock out with your hoop out! Or dance. Eat cake. Ben from the Watershed says that if the weather’s nice, he’ll put the burn barrel out back, and we can also chill around the fire. And note to my friends with kids -- you can BYOK, too.
Thursday, February 05, 2009 
There are some particular projects on the horizon that require a better sample of my skills than I currently have available. (My old demo is years old and embarrassingly out of date.) If you or anyone you know filmed me over the past year or two, please contact me! I sometimes lose business cards of people who say they have video, or pass mine along and never hear anything back.

One of my strengths is highly theatrical, character-driven live performance, so in addition to any staged shots I do for this demo, I want to highlight all the insane costumes, insane settings (Mexican Wrestling match on its way!), themes, crowds, etc. I've already made phone calls to some people who definitely have footage, and there's a growing pile of mini dv's and dvd's on my shelf. But I'll take it ALL.

If I have put together an act for your lineup, entertained you while you were an audience member, etc, and you got it on film, help me out by getting in touch ... soon. Thanks!
Wednesday, January 07, 2009 
I'm so excited and relieved to have befriended Splenduh the Unicorn during my time in Portland. First of all, I don't want to be on that bitch's bad side! Second, I'm very much looking forward to chillin' in his badass Salon on Jan. 17th. If you're depressed by this city's overload of "dark cabaret," come let the magickal abnormality tickle your fancy and cure your Seasonal Affective Disorder. You won't regret it.



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THE NEW ECCENTRICS BRING YOU A NIGHT OF ABNORMAL VAUDEVILLE
JANUARY 17, SOMEDAY LOUNGE * 125 SW 5, PORTLAND * 9 P.M. * $5-15


Tired of the same old boring "vaudeville shtick"? So is Splenduh the
Unicorn, the magickal being banned from the Oregon Country Fair Stage in
2008 for inappropriate behavior. To relieve your existential boredom, he
opens his own highly non-traditional show on Jan 17 at Portland's Someday
Lounge. This magical night will feature a delicious mix of live chopsocky
battles, puppet journeys to the fourth dimension, beautiful bare burlesque
bodies, interactive danger juggling and one lucky person (probably you!) to
be selected to be the star of the show.

Splenduh has brought along some of his dearest friends and populated the
night with a powerful lineup of eccentric west coast attractions, including
the rusty tones of SINNER'S SERENADE...

The kung fu acrobaticalists of NANDA



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"Object manipulator" CHARLIE BROWN

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Acrobatics by KAZUM


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Mistress of the hoop REVOLVA


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And the sexy burlesque artistry of BABY LE'STRANGE


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ITTY BITTY BANG BANG


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And CHARLOTE TRUESE


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Stay after the show for a dance party featuring the band SMALL SHAPES (AKA The Planets) and a short-yet-outrageous fashion show featuring the work of designer SARAH STYLES.



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This show will NOT feature William Batty, producer of the recent White Album
Christmas show, as he talks *too goddamn much!* Maybe he'll stop by and open
his loud mouth. Let's just see.

The New Eccentrics are a loose collection of artists, thinkers and
entertainers who say theatre doesn't have to be boring. Low-priced
entertainment can be moving, exciting and wonderfully weird. This show
launches an ongoing series of shows that guarantee an experience better (and
cheaper) than a docile night at the movies. And, since everyone who walks
through the door becomes part of the show, it may just change your life.
Cancel the therapist appointments, dance more and donate your black hoodie
and skinny pants to the homeless.

Due to adult themes, it is advised that those of sensitive dispositions stay
far away. Though his disciples are many, Splenduh does not claim to be a
role model.

Admission will be decided by Splenduh's Faeries – a scant $5 if you wear
something fantastic, $15 if you dress like a schlub, $300 if you are William
Batty.


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Wednesday, November 26, 2008 
Here are the PDX gigs (scroll down for Detroit).


FRIDAY, DEC. 5
Dewar's Presents: Repeal Day Celebration!
Baghdad Theater
Portland, OR
6:30 p.m. doors, 7:30 show | Free | 21 & over

Oh, snap. You thought Thanksgiving and Chrismahanukwanzakah were a big deal? Get ready to celebrate REPEAL DAY. It's the 75th anniversary of the day they overturned Prohibition. What better way to show your gratitude than by attending a gigantic party featuring Longhorn Slim, Fogotron, Revolva, flapper-style burlesque beauties and, of course, the finest scotch.

Just try to imagine a world where Repeal Day never occurred ...

..




SATURDAY, DEC. 13
Miz Kitty's Parlour: Variety Show and Revuesical!

Doors 6 pm - Show 7 pm
Tickets: $12 - Cash only - 21 and over

Taking the 21st century audience into the realm of the Alaskan Gold Rush, genuine Vaudeville acts and Music in the spirit of true Americana, Lisa Marsicek aka Miz Kitty will again be your seasoned and spirited guide for a night you will never forget!

Every month will bring bits, schtick and musical acts bound to astound, astonish and thrill you! Song & dance, comedy & theatrics, string bands, classical & eclectic; the outrageous & the delightful variety of acts combine to tickle and entertain.

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I'll be there. The Bellini Twins will be doing their thang (check out vid below). Other crazy variety acts are sure to strike your fancy. Come on out!







... and now for Motown.



SATURDAY, DEC. 20
Torch With a Twist Presents "CIRQUEFEST"
at the Majestic Theater
Detroit, MI

Mark your calendars. "Torch With a Twist" is taking over Detroit's Majestic Theater on Saturday, Dec. 20 -- and I'll be back to join in on the CIRQUEFEST. I can safely say that there is no other old-timey vaudeville show that can hold a candle to the *tight* period music, 100% badass blowout vocals of Ms. Grace and the "it-could-only-happen-in-Detroit" acts in "Torch With a Twist.



I'm going home to see my actual family -- but also my circus family. Come out and show some love!





BUY TICKETS HERE

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TORCH WITH A TWIST DEMO VIDEO

(I love how I finally watched the whole thing one day and realized that I'm in it.)




Monday, October 13, 2008 
Every super heroine requires a sidekick, right? I'm super excited to have nabbed the other half of a dynamic hoop duo right here in PDX. We're deep in the vaults, making headway on our first routine. And if you thought *I* was into over-the-top character numbers and various forms of foot hooping, wait until you see it all *times two*!

I met Partner X at an audition before I moved here, and his juggling routine was so hilarious, it caused me to mess up the end of my own audition. Or maybe I just dropped my hoops. Anyway, it was brilliant. Little did we know that one day we'd run into each other again, compare hooping headstands and decide to join forces on an act.

Want to hear more? Too bad! That's all you're going to get for now. But keep your eyes peeled. What a tease!


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Friday, October 03, 2008 
After you watch Sarah Palin make a complete ass of herself in tonight's VP debates, why not continue the evening's entertainment by heading down to the Fez Ballroom for CABARET BABYLON ?


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Along with my cabaret hooping, you'll catch:

Your hosts ...

* WERNER FINCKE (aka Noah Mickens) and SADIE LAGUERRE (aka BellaBeretta)



Your variety superstars ...

* DAVE CLAY

* DUSTIN HUBEL

* ANGEL GABRIEL

* (and, ya know ... REVOLVA)


Your femme fatales ...


* THE RAIN DOLLS

* SOFIA FATALE

* CHARLOTTE TREUSE

* HAI-FLEISCH



And your musical accompaniment ...


* EYERISH HEATHER COLLINS and UXEPI IPEXU

* SHOEHORN and The Hat Band


at THE FEZ BALLROOM


315 SW 11thAVE


Downtown Portland


9 PM, $10 admission, 21 and over



Like a dream of fishnets and greasepaint plucked from the collective

subconscious of Berlin, CABARET BABYLON smolders in the dark between

eras; beckoning the sophisticated gallery-hoppers of Oldtown and The

Pearl to continue their First Thursdays long after sunset.


Your distinguished hosts Werner Fincke and Sadie LaGuerre have

assembled aslinky sabbat of voluptuous vaudevillians to tease even

the most jaded fancies. Dance, music, and astonishing displays of

skills unmentionable will scandalize the pristine stage of The Fez

Ballroom while the creme de la creatives luxuriate in its Ottoman

opulence. Absinthe and Champagne is the cocktail of choice.

Titillation is the currency.


From the creative minds behind Batty's Hippodrome, The Gun Street

Girls, and Societas Insomnia; a one-of-a-kind show guaranteed to

arouse, amaze, and entertain.

Cabaret Babylon - depravity has never been more fun.
Thursday, September 25, 2008 
I've been driving all over the universe for the past two weeks and forgot to post this as a blog. So if I haven't handed a flyer to you in person, read on.

This Sunday, at the lovely Lost Valley Community and Permaculture Institute (85 acres of gorgeousness, 25 minutes outside of Eugene), I'll be teaching an Oregon hoop intensive. It's part of Lost Valley's weekend-long dance and movement arts retreat called freEmotion, featuring hoopdance (of course!), NIA, breakdance, aerial acrobatics, staff/poi/circus arts, bellydance, and more.

Here's the flyer:


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Here's my workshop description:

HOOPDANCE JUMPSTART -- Sunday, 9/28 -- 1-3 p.m.

This class is geared toward beginner to intermediate level hoopers -- those who are looking to gain skills, get past wobbly points and jumpstart a hoop practice. It's always nice to challenge ourselves by learning new "moves." So, we'll cover an array of those, both on- and off-body. But beyond "tricks," we each bring a unique flavor to how we move with a hoop, in the between spaces or even when just waist hooping. Because those personal aspects of movement can actually feel the most exciting (and look the most fabulous), we'll be practicing techniques to access our own, individual dance and to increase the flow of our movement. Get ready to revolve!

(If you have your own hoop, please bring it to class; If not, I'll also have some practice hoops on hand.)


CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO AND TO REGISTER


* Please note that it's possible to do the whole weekend retreat (complete with lodging options and awesome veggie meal plans) or to just take individual classes. Like mine! :) I will only be there Sunday because I'll be at the Portland Juggling Festival Friday and Saturday. But I'd love to see you -- for whatever you have time to experience. Fill me in on what I missed if you hit the earlier classes and the part I forgot to mention: Saturday night's bumpin' DANCE PARTY!

xxooOooo~
Revolva
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 
Well,​ life is shift​ing.​ I'm movin​'​ on up -- movin​'​ on up! -- to the (​north​)​ east siiii​ide.​ The NE side of Portl​and,​ that is. I'll be there​ by next weeke​nd,​ and if you'​re not at Earth​Dance​ or the Eugen​e Celeb​ratio​n,​ feel free to catch​ my first​ PDX show as a PDX citiz​en.​

I just added​ this​,​ so I'm not on the flyer​.​ But I'll be there, dancing out something old-timey and classy for a change. (Instead of ridiculous.) Live in Portland? Come on out!

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Shortly after the performance, I'll be heading down to SF and LA for a vaudeville wedding and for Kitka's road trip film project. Maybe we'll see you on our journey. :)
Thursday, July 24, 2008 

Current mood:  excited
This is kind of a spontaneous trip back, not as long as I'd like for it to be, and crammed into my insane plans and life decisions. But, Detroit and Detroiters, it's always a pleasure -- no matter how brief. I'll be in Motown 7/31-8/8. Here's my tentative schedule of shows, shenanigans and such:



THURSDAY, JULY 31 -- DR. SKETCHY DETROIT, THC COFFEEHOUSE/BAR, Hamtramck (Jos Campeau/Trowbridge, near Caniff), 7-10 P.M.

I'll be posing with some of the Detroit Hoopers to raise money for World Hoop Day Detroit. (Scroll down to August 8 for more info on WHD). Come out! Sketch us! Tip *big time* because it's all going to charity! Here's what it looked like when I posed for Dr. Sketchy Detroit in late 2007 (sketch by Matt Feazell):
Dr. Sketchy's Detroit - Revolva



FRIDAY, AUGUST 1 -- SQUARED CIRCLE REVUE AT THEATER BIZARRE.

I'll be hooping in the ring. On the West Coast, I hear a lot of buzz about Lucha VaVoom, but I can't imagine anything more badass than the lucha action in DETROIT at THEATER BIZARRE. If you haven't been to TB, then you don't even know. I'm going to have to train from now until then just to bring it on *fierce.*









SUNDAY, AUGUST 3 -- TORCH WITH A TWIST AT THEATER BIZARRE

Wow. In one trip home, I get to do multiple shows at Theater Bizarre. Torch With a Twist is my absolute FAVE old-timey/vaudeville/torch song/blow your mind revue. I usually perform with them at Detroit's swanky and gorgeous Cliff Bells jazz club. But this is a special outdoor version of Torch With a Twist. You know what that means? Old-timey torch songs and variety acts + flames! Please come see my attempt at swing dance *on fire.*



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I'm leaving the middle of the week open for hang time with family and friends. I want to go everywhere and do everything in like 4 days, so call me. :)




FRIDAY, AUGUST 8 -- WORLD HOOP DAY DETROIT (AT TEMPLE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM) -- 4-8 p.m.

I keep posting bulletins about this, but it's just because it's so exciting. Unfortunately, this will be my last day in town. I'm performing around 5, and I'll have to leave the event at 7 p.m. to get to the airport. Come down, hang out, volunteer, donate, hoop yourselves silly. Hope to see y'all there. I'll probably cry when I have to leave. I love you, Detroit!


Click here for WHD Detroit myspace page with full details.

A scene from last year's World Hoop Day Detroit:


WHD Detroit 07

Currently listening:
Baby
By The Detroit Cobras
Release date: 2005-09-27
Monday, June 16, 2008 
Spiral (my friend and a badass, longtime hoop performer) posted a blog recently about "artist abuse." It had to do with artists getting SHAFTED on pay by people who constantly, constantly, constantly expect entertainers to keep exchanging "the great opportunity to be seen" ... for little or no money.

I then sent out a corresponding bulletin that's getting such interesting and emotional responses -- sent directly to me -- that I thought I'd repost this as a blog. If anyone who responded to the bulletin would like to post a story here, please do. No pressure. But I think it's helpful to share our experiences. I've so far heard back from people who have been robbed on everything from sound engineering to handcrafted jewelry to singing.

Creativity is not something extra-curricular to "the real world." Art is an essential part of what it means to be human -- and when we entertain audiences, develop projects, adorn bodies with handcrafted gear, conjure up the right words, sing our hearts out, dance our asses off and blow people's minds ... we deserve to then be able to pay rent, buy food and keep LIVING so we can continue to entertain, develop, adorn, conjure, sing, dance, blow minds, etc.

Here's the Harlan Ellison rant on "Not taking a piss without getting paid for it" (from my earlier bulletin). People seemed to enjoy it. Probably sounds familiar to a lot of us.







And here's Spiral's original blog (which she also passed along from another source):

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This is brilliant, and applicable to the performance art industry as well. PLEASE READ IT if you are a performer, party promotor, or aspiring to be either. And just in case you don't get this from the article, here's a paraphrase: It is not worth risking my life on stilts at your party full of drunk people spilling their drinks on the slippery floor and the costume I spent countless hours creating for free entry and a couple of drink tickets. And for those of you who think it is, stilters (and other performers) or party hosts, you're idiots. I don't care if you're just starting out or not. If you're stilting (or flying or doing acro), you're risking your life. No matter what you perform you are providing something that only someone with your hard earned skill and talent can provide. If you're throwing a party, you have a budget for entertainment.

PERIOD.

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This came from here:

sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/com...945.html

Every day, there are more and more Craigs List posts seeking "artists" for everything from auto graphics to comic books to corporate logo designs. More people are finding themselves in need of some form of illustrative service.

But what they're NOT doing, unfortunately, is realizing how rare someone with these particular talents can be.

To those who are "seeking artists", let me ask you; How many people do you know, personally, with the talent and skill to perform the services you need? A dozen? Five? One? …none?

More than likely, you don't know any. Otherwise, you wouldn't be posting on craigslist to find them.

And this is not really a surprise.

In this country, there are almost twice as many neurosurgeons as there are professional illustrators. There are eleven times as many certified mechanics. There are SEVENTY times as many people in the IT field.

So, given that they are less rare, and therefore less in demand, would it make sense to ask your mechanic to work on your car for free? Would you look him in the eye, with a straight face, and tell him that his compensation would be the ability to have his work shown to others as you drive down the street?

Would you offer a neurosurgeon the "opportunity" to add your name to his resume as payment for removing that pesky tumor? (Maybe you could offer him "a few bucks" for "materials". What a deal!)

Would you be able to seriously even CONSIDER offering your web hosting service the chance to have people see their work, by viewing your website, as their payment for hosting you?

If you answered "yes" to ANY of the above, you're obviously insane. If you answered "no", then kudos to you for living in the real world.

But then tell me… why would you think it is okay to live out the same, delusional, ridiculous fantasy when seeking someone whose abilities are even less in supply than these folks?

Graphic artists, illustrators, painters, etc., are skilled tradesmen. As such, to consider them as, or deal with them as, anything less than professionals fully deserving of your respect is both insulting and a bad reflection on you as a sane, reasonable person. In short, it makes you look like a twit.

A few things you need to know;

1. It is not a "great opportunity" for an artist to have his work seen on your car/'zine/website/bedroom wall, etc. It IS a "great opportunity" for YOU to have their work there.

2. It is not clever to seek a "student" or "beginner" in an attempt to get work for free. It's ignorant and insulting. They may be "students", but that does not mean they don't deserve to be paid for their hard work. You were a "student" once, too. Would you have taken that job at McDonalds with no pay, because you were learning essential job skills for the real world? Yes, your proposition it JUST as stupid.

3. The chance to have their name on something that is going to be seen by other people, whether it's one or one million, is NOT a valid enticement. Neither is the right to add that work to their "portfolio". They get to do those things ANYWAY, after being paid as they should. It's not compensation. It's their right, and it's a given.

4. Stop thinking that you're giving them some great chance to work. Once they skip over your silly ad, as they should, the next ad is usually for someone who lives in the real world, and as such, will pay them. There are far more jobs needing these skills than there are people who possess these skills.

5. Students DO need "experience". But they do NOT need to get it by giving their work away. In fact, this does not even offer them the experience they need. Anyone who will not/can not pay them is obviously the type of person or business they should be ashamed to have on their resume anyway. Do you think professional contractors list the "experience" they got while nailing down a loose step at their grandmother's house when they were seventeen?

If you your company or gig was worth listing as desired experience, it would be able to pay for the services it received. The only experience they will get doing free work for you is a lesson learned in what kinds of scrubs they should not lower themselves to deal with.

6. (This one is FOR the artists out there, please pay attention.) Some will ask you to "submit work for consideration". They may even be posing as some sort of "contest". These are almost always scams. They will take the work submitted by many artists seeking to win the "contest", or be "chosen" for the gig, and find what they like most. They will then usually have someone who works for them, or someone who works incredibly cheap because they have no originality or talent of their own, reproduce that same work, or even just make slight modifications to it, and claim it as their own. You will NOT be paid, you will NOT win the contest. The only people who win, here, are the underhanded folks who run these ads. This is speculative, or "spec", work. It's risky at best, and a complete scam at worst. I urge you to avoid it, completely. For more information on this subject, please visit www.no-spec.com.

So to artists/designers/illustrators looking for work, do everyone a favor, ESPECIALLY yourselves, and avoid people who do not intend to pay you. Whether they are "spec" gigs, or just some guy who wants a free mural on his living room walls. They need you. You do NOT need them.

And for those who are looking for someone to do work for free… please wake up and join the real world. The only thing you're accomplishing is to insult those with the skills you need. Get a clue.