EP 2

“So many cute/hot chicks at here! Luckily I still don’t  have a partner yet!”

Yup! BANYAK GILER kat sini. Make me hard to choose which one is the best. =p

I heard that Kelantanese girls are very cute but get very high tempered when they are angry. Cute but dangerous. Memang cute jugak ah dengar cik perempuan cakap Kelantan/Terengganu. Haha.. (maklumlah tak biasa dgr). Kalau suami buat silap ni, mesti isteri bantai cukup2x. hahaha! Dengar cite je..

 Too many beautiful ladies can give us distraction actually or perhaps not. So we better  avoid this, by   having a partner fast (KAHWIN cepat to avoid disturbance in studies and also in our daily life.

 Saya duk terbayang mesti payah bagi orang yg dah ada awek sejak sekolah menengah kan? I definitely sure that some of them will think

“Menyesalnya aku couple ngan mamat ni. Abg Arfi lagi berkaliber/berkebolehan.”

“Aduh, banyaknya pilihan disini, menyesal tul ada awek awal2x”

“Boleh tahan ke ha hubungan kita sampai sekarang?”

Kalau couple awal2x pun, belum tentu kita orang akan kahwin dengan dia. Buat dosa je (bagi orang yang tertentu. Faham2x je lah. ->pegang sana, pegang sini, zina sana, zina sini, mimpi sana, mimpi sini) So, lebih baik kita maintain single apabila kita berada di dunia sekolah (melainkan special case)

Ingat! Kita akan jumpa macam-macam orang dengan macam-macam style dan macam-macam punya expertise pada masa depan! Dan masa tu lah kita akan terfikir “Isteri macam mana yang aku nak ya? Hmm.. aku nak isteri yang pandai dan suka masak tapi tak suka gi shopping”. Haha! Just kidding.

"Alamak, banyaknya kena buat presentation/talk!"

Yup!! And that is why we have to do a lot of presentation during our school life to ensure we already have EXPERIENCE / CONFIDENCES to give talk or to present something in future such as during university time/ work life / banyak lagi. I feel so regret that I didn’t give enough attention on presentation during my school life.. BANYAK RUGI OOO!!!! I had to struggle to gain confidences to give presentation!  (maklumlah, presentation dalam bahasa inggeris! Dah tu English aku kekok!)

 So, to PMR/SPM students, please give 100% focus on presentation jangan ambik tak endah je sbb u will need those experiences in future! Lagi2x kalau hang nak mintak scholarship dari orang such as SIME DARBY, PNB, JPA/MARA dan lain2x lagi. Those people want to see u are able to give talk in English/ able to give an opinion and banyak lagi. =p

-Ep 2 finish-

What a great life living in the university world!....

“Penatnya angkat barang-barangku ke tingkat 4!”

Can u imagine me bringing 3 heavy bags fill with clothes, books, toilet stuff, shoes, food, kitchenware, bantal busyuk, gambar awek, from ground floor to fourth floor with no lifts but only narrow stairs during registration day ? Hahaha! Damn tiring! Sampai ibu bapa kami/adik2x beradik kami terpaksa angkat barang.  Penat seyh. BUT actually we can get to train our leg muscles like our calves, hamstrings, quadriceps! (yeah rite..) And I learnt 1 new and useful principle from that event, {if u going up, u will never go down and if u goin down, u will never go up}.

“Pergh, 10 orang dalam 1 bilik! Nasib baik lah bilik aku besar!”

Thank god for giving me a big room! Compared to others, there are 8 person per small room. The small room is like ¼ of our room! Oh wait, there are 5 mahallah (hostel) at here. Gals own 2 mahallah while guys own 3 mahallah. My one is Abu Bakar College (we call it ABC! Not ais batu campur!). My hostel have 4 floors, wide range, big and comfortable room, nice food offered by canteen, beside the mosque.

“Bestnya tinggal di hostel!”

There are many advantages of staying in hotel. Let me list few of them!

1.       I can get to watch a lot of movies at here! (there is one of my friend’s friend who have 250G of movies if I’m not mistaken! (latest movie pun ada, movie lama pun ada!) If I feel boring, I can watch movie to entertain myself. There is one of my friend had watch 6 movies per day. (crazy tul). The best is I don’t have to buy at shop or download movies through internet. I just can rely on them for the new movies. =p

2.       I can get to meet people who have their own expertise like Arab, Mathematics, History, POLITICS, LAW, RELIGION, English, Computer, Motorcycle, Guitar, Barber, Adobe people, Martial Arts, Bussiness, handphone and many more! Kalau taktau ni, jumpa si A. Kalau taktau tu, jumpa si B. Kalau taktau nak parkour, jumpa Akmal. =p Haha!

3.       If I have problem related to studies, I can refer to my friend and also can COPY DIRECTYLY from my friend! Kan senang.. haha! ‘Copy Paste’ technique and ‘Copy Change’ technique will be use during doing some task. =p

Staying in hostel also have disadvantages. But I don’t want to tell it now. Haha!

-Ep 1 finish. To be continue-

1)Jika lu pergi layari laman web di CC atau rumah orang ah, lu jaga2x tau!

Kemungkinan mereka ada itu satu application yang boleh REKOD apa yang lu tulis di computer tersebut. Gua kasi itu contoh ah..

lu log in myspace,

Email : akubukan_seksi@hotmail.com

Password : ************

Application itu rekod apa yang lu tulis

akubukan_seksi@hotmail.com

akuseksilah

Apatah lagi kalau lu masuk account maybank. Huyo.. Setan2x itu ada chance mau masuk account lu tau.. transfer duit lah.. huish...

Kalau lu tulis benda private kat document pun, kena rekod jugak..

=D pandai2x lah lu.

2) Oh, sebaik lu habis guna itu internet, lu jangan lupa Clear history, cookies dan benda2x private kat dalam browser lu. Kalau mozilla, lu pergi cari itu Tools di atas, dan tekan 'CLEAR PRIVATE DATA NOW'. Kalau internet Explorer, lu masuk tools, internet option dan pandai2x ah. hahaha!

3) Lu buka MSN, lu dpt mesej dari kawan lu ckp..

-see my hot picture at www.sekiansekiansekian.com

-sama waktu dengannya

Jgn tekan tau! Nanti lu pun kena virus macam kawan lu.

Nak clear virus itu, lu pergi baca blog gua yg lain.

4) Make sure lu tak masuk website yang MERAPU. Tak silap gua, website merapu itu pun boleh affect pc lu. Eloklah lu install SPYWARE BLASTER di http://www.javacoolsoftware.com/spywareblaster.html. Ini dapat menghalang lu masuk website merepek (if im not mistaken).

5)Lu kena ingat! Lu jangan kena tipu dgn sesetengah website. Lu nampak saje website itu mcm real, sedangkan.. TIPU!! mau kebas lu punya duit. Make sure lu kenal pasti KESASIHAN website tersebut..

Warning gua yg ketiga :

-kalau ada orang mengambil kesempatan untuk buat benda yang tak elok seperti nak cuba record orang tulis password, ko tautau je lah Allah akan buat apa kat orang berikut.. ingat! Allah MAHA MENGETAHUI, MAHA BERKUASA, MAHA ADIL.

1)Learn how to speed read

Once u can read fast, u can save some of your PRECIOUS time.

Example,

Tommorow there will be a gerak gempur history exam that covers ‘bab1 to bab3’ form 5. I bet many students do not have time to cover those topics!
While u, the SPEED READER on the other hand, can cover those bab in few hours only.  Imagine that…U can save your
time, u don’t have to study until late night, u can have time to ‘lepak’.

Where the hell can I learn this skill?....

Go read Tony Buzan’s  books or try to search at google by typing ‘learn to speed read’.

What is the benefit of this skill?....

-U can save some of your time

-U can understand more.

-U can concentrate more.

-etc…

2)Learn how to memorize something EASILY.

Can u memorize ALL the Physics’s formula?

Can u remember the process of OVULATION?

Can u memorize the history’s facts?

Well, u can! IF you know how to use memorize skill!

Remember! Our brain can memorize a lot of things!
Do not think that our brain have LIMITED SPACE OF MEMORY.
That is totally wrong! Very very wrong! Our brain contain a
lot of FREE SPACES that are waiting to be filled by a lot a lot a lot of
knowledges!!

Where the heck can I learn this skill?....

Go find Tony Buzan’s books or go GOOGLING! =p

3)Start to study hard and
study smart NOW!!!!

Why now?

Just obey this idiom

‘bersusah-susah dahulu bersenang-senang kemudian’.......

and also

‘sediakan payung seblum hujan’....

Yup… I feel so regret that I started to study hard when
the SPM is coming in few months.. dang… that time I feel so tension, my head
feels like is going to crack! So many info’s I have to memorize and read again
and I don’t have enough practice on BM and BI! That is why I get no good grade
on those subjects…

Well.. the past is past.... Now focusing in front!

 Some of my friends
(who start early) seems so relax...They did good in SPM Trials.  Dang…I wish I was like one of them….So anak –anak… please.. please for god sake.. don’t PROCRASTINATE.. START NOW!

TO BE CONTINUE