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yeah, this is a vid of some guys I used to hang out with in high school practicing with their new band. troy shreve and zach mazzochi

Da Basics
Name: DJ "Rapta-C Note" homies! yea boi! *head explodes*
--Randy is my name.
Age :20
Birthday: aug/20/87
Favorite...
Color: black , red, blue, green, purple... I can’t pick just one really.
song: belive it or not, anything phil collins is the bomb!
room in the house: as long as I’m in a house, I don’t care!
sport: I hate sports
season: fall
word: insane
day of the week: saturday
food: sesame seed chicken
time of the day: midnight
place to relax: bed or at my art desk
t.v. show: bleach, naruto, eureka seven
movie: I am legend starring will smith
clothes brand: tRIPp
book or magazine: book-any of anne rice’s older works, mag-shonen jumb/shojo beat
Have you Ever...
been in love: thought so...
skipped school: actually, no. I’ve been kicked out of school and screwed around town all day or went to doctor’s appointments, etc... but never just skipped.
gotten drunk: huhuh... that’s funny! XD
smoked weed: smoked it, hated it, quit it.
lied to someone close to you: *bomp-bum-buuuum!* once. but she had a tendancy to go overboard with things like most women do when it comes to their boyfriends.
been out of the state: a few times.
cheated on your g/f or b/f: nope. been cheated on though.
gone to school high or drunk: gone to school, then got drunk/high in the middle of the day.
made fun of someone: I was usually the one being fun of.
hated someone you didnt really know: I always give people the benefit of the doubt before I get to know them.
gone to a concert : ozzfest 2007 ! oh yeah!
cheated on a test: yeppers!
wanted to kill yourself: well, if you lost everything that gave your life meaning, wouldn’t you?
been skinny dipping: *whistles*
had sex on a beach: hmmm... interesting idea
dyed your hair a neon color: ronald mcdonald red is about as close to neon i’ve ever gotten.
been on a cruse: no
been on a plane: yes but it didn’t take off. it was during a field trip at an airport back in elementary school.
ran away: more like walked away... then drove away.
been arrested: hehehe 3 times!
been locked up: 2 times!
gotten into more then 5 fights: in total, not counting friendly brawls with my brothers in arms, 25 fights.
been made fun of:  yes
talked shit about someone: any and all times nessecary.
Do you...
like your life: fuck no! I want my money back!
love someone: I want to love again. there is someone that I want to seriously love.
dream about sexual stuff: uh....
like country music: I like it so much I wrote my own song!
-"my tractor broke down!
-my dog ran away!
-I think my daughter’s handsome,
-and my boy’s real perty.
-I’m always out drinkin’
-so why’d my wife leave me?"

have a lot of TRUE friends: only 3 that have been with me since the start.
believe in yourself: ho-ho! I’ve learned never to believe in anything except that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong, and going to take your life with it.
think you look good: no
ever wish you were someone else: not really, I just wish that I had someone else’s life.
like school: graduted( the only one out of my small circle of friends to finish high school... how sad is that?)
consider yourself a good friend: hardly
put yourself before your friends: not until recently.
miss anyone right now: yes. a few people
have any sisters or brothers: a little sister. one of the three most important woman in my life.(mom, sis.. g/f)
Questions...
Whats one thinq you want to do before you die: stick it to the man and get away without karma biting me in the ass.
Who do you wish you looked like: jet li or maybe bryan adams in the early days.
Are you a loveable person: well, I’m kinda like a porcupine, prickly on the outside but soft on the inside... I can be loveable, just don’t rub me the wrong way.
Do you want to qo to colleqe: it’d be nice.
Do you qet alonq with you parents: in most cases, sure...
THIS or THAT
Silver or Gold: silver
Gunit or Murder Inc: fuck them!
Pencil or Pen: pencil
Shoes or Clothes: clothes
Listen to music or watchin t.v.: tv...I MAKE music.
Rap or Country :neither
Lloyd Banks or Usher: if I had to, usher..
mall or movies: mall
Allen Iverson or Kobe Bryant:who?
Caramel or Chocolate: I am definately a chocaholic... but damn! caramel is fantastic!
Abercromie&Fitch or Rocawear: huh?

If you're under the age of 13...you shouldn't even read this
and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.


You're a 90's kid if:


You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.
-Gargoils


You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"


You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."


You remember:
-LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!!!
-Step by Step
-Family Matters!!!
-Dinosaurs ("NOT THE MOMMA")
-Boy Meets World!!!!
-Wild and Crazy Kids

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.


You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.


You remember reading "Goosebumps"


You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.


You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not


when everyhting was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
-skunk in the barn yard
-ms. mary mack
-big mac a tea a tea

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.


when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.


when we used to obey our parents


You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.


"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. [EDIT: a cartoon aswell]


Captain Planet. He's a Hero.


You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.


You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.


You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.


You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"


You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS


You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.


You remember those Where's Waldo books.


You remember eating Warheads.


You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-Animporphs
-ghost busters



You remember Ring Pops.


You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.


If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"


When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.


You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.


Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.


You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)


You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.


one word. . . . . . . . Furbies.


You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.


And Windows 95 was the best.


You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.


Michael Jordan was a king.


YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!


All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.


You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out


You collected those Beanie Babies.


Carebears


Gak was the coolest stuff invented.


Lambchop's song never ended.


The old dollar bills.


Silver dollars, which were cool to have.


Everyone watched the WB and yelled at people who interupred them.


You collected all the Troll dolls


If you even know what an original walkman is.

if you still have one.


You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.


You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"


You know the Macarena by heart.


"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said


You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"


You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.


You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.


Before the MySpace frenzy . . .


Before the Internet & text messaging . . .


Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .


Before MIKE JONES . . .


Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .


Before Spongebob . . .


Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.


When light up sneakers were cool.


When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.


When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.


When we recorded
stuff on VCRs.


When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.


When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.


You had slap bracelets!


Way back.


Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.


Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .


Post with the year you were born

Brothers, grab a pencil and paper!

1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hands on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.

11)** STOPPING FOR A BREAK.** Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA. Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in socks and underpants is the worst. Lose the socks fist.

18) GOING TOO FAST. When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD. If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON. Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.

27) TAKING ETTIQUETTE ADVISE FROM PORN MOVIES. In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES. When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINT HERS. There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES. It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. Big no no! You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen

halo 3 is the bomb!

hooray! forcefields! I might have a chance now... >.>

so... who do you think those kids were talking at the verybeginning? I think that the boy voice was masterchief and the other voice was another spartan who was friends with him as a child. that'd be ironic.

The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
.
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a ?&*#$ color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex, baseball, the shotgun formation, football, cars, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping and it's better than sleeping with your cold feet pressed against my back!