Egg:
Why do you stop makin ‘em at 10:30?
I don’t get up that early
Why can’t you make ‘em all day
Then I’ll never stay away
Don’t burn the ends
Make ‘em fresh
Go for the deals
Make it a meal
Egg McMuffins
Egg McMuffins
Why do you stop makin ‘em at 10:30?
I don’t get up that early
Why can’t you make ‘em all day
Then I’ll never stay away
Don’t burn the ends
Make ‘em fresh
Go for the deals
Make it a meal
Are You Serious?:....
Serious, is it really me?
It’s become my way to be
Serious, it’s how I see
Why am I tearing at me?
Don’t take life so seriously or live too cautiously (3x)
Serious, you snuck up on me
You and responsibility
Serious, you took control of me
And kept me, from being me
Don’t take like so seriously of live too cautiously (3x)
Serious, a time and place for you
I’ll let you out when I need you
Serious, no more ruling me
Because I’m, letting me be me
Don’t take like so seriously of live too cautiously (3x)
Are you serious? (3x)
Corporate Corruption:....
You take vulnerable people’s money
You’re selfish and greedy.
Think it’s funny?
Laughin’ all the way to the bank
But you’ll get your’s when your stock tanks
Corporate corruption
It’s how you function
Corporate corruption
Ethical dysfunction
Corporate corruption
Slap you with an injunction
You climb your way to the top
Gobble up the little guys make them drop
Beneath your feet like pebbles and rocks
When will your corruption stop?
Corporate corruption
It’s how you function
Corporate corruption
Ethical dysfunction
Corporate corruption
Slap you with an injunction
One Step Ahead:....
Gotta be one step ahead (4x)
I’ve learned in life
Gotta take charge
Steer your own ship
Set your boundaries
It’s a one time deal
Can’t go back
If you try to
You’ll be sacked
Gotta be one step ahead (4x)
I’ve learned in life
Gotta take chances
Hope for the best
Expect the worst
Be on the lookout
For the traps
That try to distract
Where you’re at
Gotta be one step ahead (4x)
HGTV:
HGTV
All I know is HG brings me back to reality
When I want to vegetate, flip on Rate My Space
All I know is HG brings me back to reality
When I’m feeling blue, flip on Rip and Renew
All I know is HG brings me back to reality
When I just don’t get it, tune into Don’t Sweat It
All I know is HG brings me back to reality
My ....First Place....
House Hunters
Rate My Space
The Stagers
Designed To Sell
Hidden Potential
Deserving Design
Property Virgins
My House Is Worth What?
All I know is HG brings me back to reality
When I want to vegetate, flip on Rate My Space
All I know is HG brings me back to reality
When I’m feeling blue, flip on Rip and Renew
All I know is HG brings me back to reality
When I just don’t get it, tune into Don’t Sweat It
All I know is HG brings me back to reality
My ....First Place....
House Hunters
Rate My Space
The Stagers
Designed To Sell
Hidden Potential
Deserving Design
Property Virgins
My House Is Worth What?
HGTV
3...Second Delay:
Stressed out
Life got you down
Scrap yourself off the ground
Depressed
Full of sadness
Negative thoughts
Forget this madness
All your tragedies and calamities
Take a 3 second delay
All your worries and your hurries
Take a 3 second delay
Anxiety
Can't sleep
Painful memories
Need a retreat
Overwhelmed
Hypervigilant
Go, go, go
Be in the moment
All your tragedies and calamities
Take a 3 second delay
All your worries and your hurries
Take a 3 second delay
Washed Up:....
If you say I am washed up, it motivates me non-stop
If you try to cut me down, I’m comin’ at ya full throttle
If they say that you are washed up, let it motivate you
non-stop
If they try to cut you down, come at ‘em full throttle
Look whose talking now
Look whose listening now
Look whose smiling now
Look whose laughing now
If you say I am washed up, it motivates me non-stop
If you try to cut me down, I’m comin’ at ya full throttle
If they say that you are washed up, let it motivate you
non-stop
If they try to cut you down, come at ‘em full throttle
Look whose talking now
Look whose listening now
Look whose smiling now
Look whose laughing now
Ha, ha, ha
805:
Livin’ in the 805, trying to stay alive
It’s a high rent district, you can’t afford to buy
Gotta dumpster dive, just to survive
You pay the price, for livin’ in the 805
805, trying to stay alive
805, dumpster dive to survive
805, he starves you thrive
805, it’s far from a dive
Pavin’ over the 805, destroyin’ my way of life
Backin’ up the 101, now it’s full of congestion
Causin’ me strife, don’t turn it into a dive
‘Cause it’s blessin’ to live in the 805
805, trying to stay alive
805, dumpster dive to survive
805, he starves you thrive
805, it’s far from a dive
Livin’ in the 805
Livin’ in the 805
Livin’ in the 805
We’re comin’ at ya from the 805
Total Recall:....
In the State of California
Politicians ignore ya
Overspend is their mantra
In the State of California
In the State of California
Judges have their own agenda
From the bench they legislate ya
In the State of California
California’s
in the hole
Sinking in the toilet bowl
Taking a free fall
Time to recall them all
California’s
in the hole
Sinking in the toilet bowl
Taking a free fall
Time to recall them all
Total Recall (4x)
California’s
in the hole
Sinking in the toilet bowl
Taking a free fall
Time to recall them all
Fritos and Bean Dip:
I gotta craving with only one fix
Fritos and Bean Dip are my pick
No late night snacks, what a rip
Let’s book to the store for the dip
Fritos, Fritos, give me my Fritos and my bean dip
Fritos, Fritos, give me my Fritos and my bean dip
At the store got Fritos, no dip
That’s a negative on the dip
Tell the manager to truck some on in
Can’t eat the Fritos without the dip
Fritos, Fritos, give me my Fritos and my bean dip
Fritos, Fritos, give me my Fritos and my bean dip
Fritos, bean dip (2x)
Fritos
Positive Spin:....
Why are you so negative?
You have the ability
To spread positivity
Stop taken n’ give
Bad situation you’re in
Somethin’s gotta give
Analyze it, dissect it
Spin it positive
What does not destroy you
Will make you stronger
What are you sulking for?
Sulk, sulk no longer
Bad situation you’re in
Somethin’s gotta give
Analyze it, dissect it
Spin it positive
When one door closes
Then another one opens
Don’t fear difficult moments
Just seize the moment
Bad situation you’re in
Somethin’s gotta give
Analyze it, dissect it
Spin it positive
Montalvo:
Take a walk down to the Bristol Center
To make a stop at 7-11
Slurpee in hand, head up Grand
Head behind Ralph’s to the can stand
“This voucher’s good for 30 days inside this Ralph’s”
M-O-N-T-A-L-V-O
That’s what we call our home
M-O-N-T-A-L-V-O
These are the streets that we roam
Roamin’ the streets down to Java Joe’s
Fully caffeinated, off to a show
Got the munchies, we want Dominos
Check my mail at the old P.O.
That’s part of my life in Montalvo
M-O-N-T-A-L-V-O
That’s what we call our home
M-O-N-T-A-L-V-O
Johnson
Drive at Bristol
Road
Inner Child:....
I tell you no matter what you’re going through
Let out the inner child in you
Only you can unlock the door
He or she’s been waiting forever more
So you've decided to turn the key
That's the biggest obstacle for you and me
Now the fun begins, you will see
Finally your inner child is free!
Your inner child’s set free and out climbing trees.
Your inner child now sees, it's like therapy
So do some things you did when you were nine
Live life to the fullest and you will thrive
Jump in the pit have the time of your life
In the pouring rain, gutterboat race
Play video games and go skate
Speak in different voices
"I'm Bear Grylls, I'm gonna teach you how to survive out here"
That's my inner child story so don't fear!
Your inner child’s set free and out climbing trees
Your Inner child now sees, it's like therapy
Irrational:....
Irrational behavior makes me sick
I don’t get what makes you tick
There’s no way to talk to you at all
It’s like talking to a wall
The best response is none at all
To your lies and names you call
Irrational behavior (2x)
Irrational behavior stay away
No rhyme or reason to your ways
It’s your game to make them pay
And try to bring down those in your way
But now it’s time you make a turn
And quit acting like a little jerk
Irrational behavior (2x)
24 Hour Student:....
24 hour student (3x)
24 H-O-U-R (2x)
24 H-O-U-R a
24 hour student (3x)
Please don’t bury me in homework
Gotta life outside of school work
‘Cause I do enough all day
Just to try to stay awake
I’ll be fine with the school work
Just don’t try to make me a 24 Hour Student
No 24 hour student (3x)
No 24 hour student for me
No Drama:
We want no drama
You create drama
We want no drama
Why create drama?
Keep away from drama queens
That’ll stifle your dreams
It’s all about them
You won’t be seen
They mastered how to make a scene
Make it seem like it’s me
Creating haze and smoke screens
But now I see
We want no drama
You create drama
We want no drama
Why create drama?
Keep away from drama queens
That’ll stifle your dreams
It’s all about them
You won’t be seen
They mastered how to make a scene
Make it seem like it’s me
Creating haze and smoke screens
But now I see