maui last summer....one more week til we back to our doo doo brown tan.

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When: Thursdays 9:00 PM-Close
Where: Punch Grill
3001 Wilshire Blvd.
Santa Monica, CA 90403

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aaahh time for a new blog entry......... so i've been busy and nothing really exciting has happened lately except today below you will find an e-mail my hunny sent to his friend after i informed him of what happened to me today. i guess he thought it was too amusing to keep to himself. it is pretty hilarious, so i decided to share it w/ you all Hello Ted, I am just writing to update you of the status of our fine lady friend Anne. 1. Yesterday Anne came to the realization that she had been unable to drop number duece for four days straight. 2. Feeling the need to take action, Anne went to the extreme of taking a "female laxative." 3. As a result of taking this controlled substance, Anne was finally able to release excrement, albeit a small and liquid one, after arriving back from her test at about 9:13pm. 4. After consuming several glasses of Johnny Walker Black, she attempted to deliver a second turd baby, but with disappointing results. 5. Fast-forward to this morning at work: still feeling the effects of before-mentioned female laxative, Anne proceeds to shiite in her pants at work. The End. p.s. it wasn't really a shit shit.....it was barely a shart k i'll try not to gross you out anymore muhahahaha

ok, i have a rare mulit-personality disorder so if i'm sending you weird messages it's not my fault. i do like to deep throat hotdogs though.

so one day i had open toe shoes on, & this guy came up and said i could be a foot model...i was like duh, i kno this, mah feet are the shizz-nit...then i said if you like my feet check out this zit on my nose!!!

next time we're at carls jr drive through, stop orderin shit from jack in the crack! you:can i have an order of jalepeno poppers shmuk: uuhhh no we don't have that your dumb ass: can i have bacon cheddar potato wedges shmuk: uuhh we don't have that your dumbass again: can i have a jumbo jack w/ cheese me: hahahahahaha nyuk nyuk nyuk! shmuk: welcome to carls jr may i take your order ok that was fuckin long n boring. oh ya stop yellin at you know who and stop inviting blocked i.d. people to yankee doodles, theres a reason we don't answer blocked i.d. drunk ass!! nyuk nyuk nyuk i already posted this on your page ,but ...........ya know