1. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

2. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call..

3. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

4. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

5. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a d*ck from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

6.. There is a great need for sarcasm font.

7. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

8. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is..

9. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

10. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

11. Bad decisions make good stories.

12. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

13. That's enough, Nickelback.

14.. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

15. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.

16. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

17. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

18. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

19. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

20. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

21. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

22. Was learning cursive really necessary?

23. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

24. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

25. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

26. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

27. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

28. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

29. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

30. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

31. When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

32. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

33. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

34. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

35. I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: " Dave caught the swine flu last night."

36. I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.

37. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

38. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

39. I wonder if cops ever get pi$$ed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

40. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

41. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat b*stard before dinner

I haven't updated in awhile....here goes.

Not really crawling...she scoots backwards. She has 4 teeth, 2 top, 2 bottom. She only eats "real" food now. Still breast feeding but drank almost 1 whole sippy of cows milk yesterday. She can take steps if I hold her hands and she can pull her self up on the couch and bath tub. She still sleeps in the bed with us. Naps in our bed, too. Only uses her bippy when going to sleep then spits it out once she is out. She points to where she wants me to take her. She is still going potty in the big potty. Has pee-pee accidents (not as "trained" as rylan was at this age) But always poo-poos in the potty.

She can talk now...
What does a cow say? "Mmmmmm"
what does a fish say? (she makes the fish face and makes kiss noise)
what does a duck say? "cack cack"
what does a cat say? "cat, (squeal)"
what does a motorcycle say? (blows a raspberry and says "mmmm")

mama, dada, ryry, nana (banana), ba-loo (balloon), ba (ball)

does patty cake, gives kisses, blows kisses, says yay and claps if others are clapping, will jump into the pool when I count to 3, sings and dances like a mad woman (non-stop),she has started pulling hair (have began pulling hers back (i think she is understanding), She cries when I tell her no no.

I'll think of more later.

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Shooting in Butte, Montana

Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders :

Butte, Montana November 5, 2007

Two
illegal aliens, Raphael Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably
believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia
Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.

It
seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and
Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.

Patricia
was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door
of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez
was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to
catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee
crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.

When
Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left
shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death
before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.

Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, & MSNBC,
CNN, or ABC news........an 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended
her home and herself.... ...against two murderous, illegal aliens
.......and she wins, she is still alive.

Now that is Gun Control!

Thought for the day:

Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist' -Amen  

I hardly ever ever get any kind of acne. Well we are having our family pictures made today and I have a bump on the inside of my freakin' nose. It is super sore and my nose is swollen and red.... Kind of hard to soak that with a hot rag or apply clearasil to... I don't know what to do.

LOL, wear lots of makeup and try to turn my head so only my left side shows....

I have never heard of anything so crazy. How in the world did I get a bump inside my nose....

Teagan had her 4 month check up. She weighed 21 lbs and 14 oz is 26" long. She had to get 3 shots and the rotovirus syrup. She was not a happy camper. I hope she feels better by tomorrow afternoon. We are going to "The Picture People" to have Christmas pics taken.

I took Rylan to have his hair cut yesterday and the lady jacked it all up. I took him back today. It looks much better but his bangs are still kind of long. Maybe we'll wear them in a faux-hawk....

Other that that not much happening.

LOL...Teagan has figured out the Johnny Jumper thing...She is jumping as hard as she can.

Teagan has been eatting food for a little over a week now. Fruit for breakfast and a veggies or dinner. She really loves it. She wants more but I want her to keep nursing most of the time. Her faves are pears and sweet potatoes. She is a little over 20 lbs.

We drove down to Florida to get pics of Rylan and Teagan with their great-great grand mother. They both did great. Our motel wasn't the best and I got pretty dehydrated because I don't really like FL water. I finally got some aquafina yesterday and drank 6 or 8 of those 20oz bottles. And about 3 more this morning. I need more but am pretty tired of peeing.

We made some copies of some old family pics and had my great grandmother put faces to names and worked on our family tree. It was nice listening to her old stories.

It was fairly warm in Jacksonville stayed in the 60s during the day. Did some fishing, Rylan caught a catfish. We got some good pics...I'll post when we get home.

 

 

Well, Rylan is about to lose both of his front bottom teeth. I told him not to pull them out until today...LOL, he had basketball pictures yesterday (I wanted them in). His first game is Saturday he is really excited. He is so cute in his little uniform. He picked number 34, not really sure why. He has been practicing dribbling and passing and he makes 3 out of 5 shots. (which is pretty good for only practicing for 2 weeks. I need to go buy him a goal.