So this morning I run out of gas. I then have to push the car a few blocks to the gas station. After which I was sure I was gonna have a coronary....(I didnt) .... Not twenty minutes later here come the flashing lights of Indys finest...(yippeeeeee!) I have a license plate light out. While I thought to myself are you FUCKING KIDDING ME OFFICER! I simply gave him the ol' "I had no clue it was out sir". (didnt get a ticket) thank god! Ive decided today isnt a good day to push things. So im just gonna stay inside and hope I dont get hit by a falling satellite or meteorite crashing through the roof... I need a hug...and a xanax. HELP!

Dont think for a second I havent thought about you my dearest blog. I have ,I just thought we needed some time apart....A little space to grow... The nights have been long without you. Cold ,restless, lonely. Ive found it difficult at times to put you out of my mind. Your blue layout has haunted me for months :(. Issues mean nothing to me. Its our relationship I long to rekindle. Say its not too late. Tell me we can pick up where we left off. That our flame is still burning in your heart,just as it does in mine. Love I have strayed ,but found my way back home. I am at the door knocking. Will you answer ??

Im a poker addict now. I cant stop. I need help. I need to kcuf. I need you to vote republican. I need to be rich. I need the whole world to see things the way I do or im just never gonna be happy. WHATS WRONG WITH SOME OF YOU? I need my right to believe in my GOD and express my beliefs in him and not have my government tell me it offends muslims and athiests. I need global warming to make Indianapolis a tropical climate. I want my son to grow up never regretting that his mother decided to ignore her responisbilties to all her children. I want to be a better father than mine. I want you to read my blogs and be confused sometimes. I just love when you dont understand me. It makes me giggle.                            Love ya

Jimmy....... So whatcha thinkin bout? How r u doin? Are you regular? Smurfette or MaryAnn? Do you ever think about me ... do you ever cry yourself to sleep... in the middle of the night when you awake are you calling out for me... Do you ever reminisce? Do you ever ask about me ... do your friends still tell you what to do ... everytime the phone rings do you wish it was me calling you ... do you still feel the same or has time put out the flame? I miss you .... is everything ok?
I fell in love with the girl in the picture... that i used to keep.. carried her around in my back pocket she was always with me....... I imagined that I was a man of importance and she had a fancy for me.. And I used to dream she would call crying her eyes out .. she had an obsession with me ... I was the love of her life and she was all mine.
A diamond that shines .. like a star in the sky is nothing to behold.. 4 miniscule is any light... if it cant like you brighten up a soul.. 4 your love i would do anything.. just to see the smile upon your face.
When eagles forget how to fly. and its 20below in july . And when violets turn red.... and roses turn blue... Ill be still in love with you.
 

If you dont like my blogs you wont like me at all ... My blogs fit my personality perfectly. I hate liars and I hate lying so pretty much what ive told you about me is true .... even if it seemed I was joking.... I laugh at myself so its ok for you to laugh with me ... I love making you laugh! Im probably too sensitive for a male.... but thats ok to. It helps with song writing. Im lazy and I dont care. I feel music not hear it..... And i hope you do to. I whine when im sick or hurt LOL! I want things done right now!  Im extremely impatient except for with my son. Ive been known to have a hot head.... but im mostly just chill. and im sick right now so im done blogging bye.

My first phrase was ill hit u and make u break! Isnt that sweet.. True tho its in my baby book. I once broke my finger diving 4 a football on concrete.. What was I supposed 2 do it was a fumble... Duh! Ive dislocated my right knee twice playing basketball. And had both ankles broke at the same time. Both basketball injuries. Thus I say FUCK PLAYIN SUM BASKETBALL! Its damn near crippled me. I broke my nose plowing my face in sum1s chest playin backyard football. We took football seriously regardless of where we were. I also had the pleasure of rupturing my achilles tendon diving 4 a tackle. It doesnt tickle... Not a bit! Hundreds of sprains twists cuts bruises. Even had a tooth go thru my lip once. That hurt pretty good. In summary be a couch potato!

Does this blog make my left hand look bigger than my right? Isnt the smell of pre rain air gorgeous! U know when u hear ur favorite song and those first notes play and every ounce of energy u hold inside silently explodes? Thats how I wanna make u feel. U know when u first wake up open ur window and feel that cool perfect breeze caress you? Or when u really truly love some1 and every love song starts a slideshow of that some1 in your mind? Am I alone?

I like mayonnaise do u like mayo 2? I cant stand the smell of roses but theyre easy on the eyes.. Im a bit upset with the new mobile myspace layout but I can do more with it. Does that make u horny?.... No? What does?... Is a sub a grinder? I h8 the word grinder... When the phone rings do you wish it was me calling u? Can you keep a secret? Doesnt every1 act like they can?

Does the phrase ollie ollie oxen free bother u? Do you think im like outta my mind? Have you been attacked by the jersey devil? Is it odd 2 u that neither mtv or vh1 play music anymore? Are you over american idol? Cuz I am!

Im all messed up. My back is hurt. My throat hurts. Im coughing aching and all the other trimmings. Jack from jack in the box is in the hospital and im all broken up over that... Www.hangintherejack.com ... Im at a breaking point. WHATS MY MOTIVATION?!