(originally posted on www.myspace.com/edwardball blog 9/11/08)
THIS WEEK . . . LUNDI BLEU . . . THE TIMES 'PURE' LP . . . THE FIRST 129 ALBUMS ON CREATION REASSESSED . . . THE MOST ANNOYING MAN ON EARTH . . .
BUT FIRST, FROM THE WEST COUNTRY . . .
Listening to radio station Triple J in Perth, Western Australia in 1990 was my only link to the burgeoning UK indie-dance crossover. I can remember being blown away one evening by a ten-minute cover version of New Order's Blue Monday, sung in French, with extracts from John Lydon and (what I thought was) Sinead O'Connor seamlessly woven in. On returning to England several months later, I managed to get my hands on a vinyl copy of Pure and so began my fascination with The Times, and more specifically, the world of Edward Ball. [. . .]
The album opener, From Chelsea Green To Brighton Beach is a rousing mix of football terrace chants, Quadrophenia samples and pastiche of The Jam before taking a sharp right turn into the psychedelia of A Girl Called Mersey (apparently a tribute to Pete Wylie's daughter). Just when you think you've pegged the album, it takes another turn, this time laying samples from A Clockwork Orange over a dub-inflected interlude, before launching into the aforementioned Blue Monday, here retitled Lundi Bleu. [. . .]
[. . .] An untitled epilogue includes a female sample that sums up Pure perfectly: "Is it art or anti art? Dadaeqsque compositions on vinyl…or is it quite simply just pop?" Quite simply one of the best albums of the early 1990s.
c. Khayem, Jukebox Juicebox 20 - Go! With The Times.
AND FROM WEST SUSSEX . . .
CRE 091 The Times - Pure
What to make of this? An album of two tracks (compressed into one on the CD release), each of which contains elements of other tracks in the manner of a mini-opera by the Who, the only conceivable reason for the use of the Mod target on the cover, there being little here to appeal to the average Mod audience.
[. . .] The final segue moves us into 'Another Star In Heaven' which has the lot thrown into the mix: police sirens, more female narrative, guitars playing 'The Stars & Stripes'. looped gasping, dance beats, big bass and pipes. Blimey!
c. Isolation Influences - Creation 10
LET'S STICK WITH THIS WEBSITE FOR A MOMENT - DEDICATED TO REVIEWING EVERY SINGLE CREATION ALBUM RELEASED (CURRENTLY UP TO CRE 129). A FINE ENDEAVOUR, ACTUALLY REVIEWING THE MUSIC IN THE WAY '60S AND 70S MUSIC JOURNALISTS WOULD REVIEW RECORDS, REASSESSING MANY CREATION ALBUMS AND ARTISTS THAT HAVE GONE UNNOTICED FOR FAR TOO LONG.
I LOVE HIS COMMENTS ABOUT MY STUFF - RECALLING MY OLD HOUSEMASTER MR GRIFFIN'S SCHOOL REPORTS. EXPECTING SUCH GREAT THINGS FROM ME, WHEN HE BECOMES TRULY DISAPPOINTED, OUT COMES THE RED INK O) HERE ARE EXAMPLES STARTING WITH ALL THAT PROMISE . . .
CRE 038 The Times - Beat Torture
Having been associated with the label since its formation, this was the debut release on Creation from former TV Personality Edward Ball, the first of a remarkable series of records, released under countless aliases, that ran until the label folded. [. . .] And with McGee and Ball producing jointly, that influence was bound to be strong; never more so than on 'It Had To Happen' and 'Scarlet And Sapphire', both reverbed up to produce the haunted Biff Bang Pow! Trademark sound. [. . .] c. Isolation Influences - Creation 04
CRE 053 The Times - E For Edward
'E For Edward' was the second release from The Times and on this occasion Ed Ball was responsible for the whole lot - writing, playing, arranging and producing - yet strangely the collection is eclectic and has no thread running through it to give any coherence.
[. . .] 'Crashed On You' is a slower number with a dispassionate vocal, before 'Count To Five' takes you by surprise as it is really good; a ballad to acoustic guitar and strings that has a nice vocal and a decent electric climax. 'All your Life' has hints of the Biff Bang Pow! Sound, 'French Film Bleurred' has a Momus-like narrative, and 'Acid Angel Of Ecstasy' is dark and trippy and a bit cringey. A better moment is 'No Love On Haight Street' an intricate song with Duncan Dhu Spanish guitars. [. . .] 'Count To Five' shows Ball should have been doing better than this. c. Isolation Influences - Creation 06
ELSWHERE L'ORANGE MECHANIK 'POEMS' GETS A GREAT RESPONSE, BUT THINGS GO BELLY UP NEARLY A YEAR LATER . . .
CRE 070 The Times - Et Dieu Crea La Femme
The release of the third album by The Times officially made Edward Ball the most annoying man on earth. A talented multi-instrumentalist with a decent voice it was clear he was capable of producing better things than this. [. . .] There is an awful lot going on and occasionally this hits the mark. 'Septieme Ciel' adds some big guitar riffs and 'Baisers Voles' has a Bowie style vocal on OMD keyboards which works nicely between a pretty off-key opening and a rapid fade to end. 'Volupte' also delivers with a rather hard vocal, backing sighing and a neat guitar with plenty going on behind it. [. . .] Too much mediocrity, too much going on, too many records on the go at once. Quality control needed. c. Isolation Influences - Creation 07
THIS LAST INSTALLMENT IS PERHAPS MY FAVOURITE PERSONAL ENTRY . . .
CRE 116 Love Corporation - Intelligentsia
[. . .] Remarkably, this was Ball's tenth album for Creation (eleventh including the retrospective), meaning that he had accounted for 9.5% of Creation's entire album output. Having not been signed to the label in the early days this figure moves up to 14% of albums released since his debut 'Beat Torture' and over 16% of all newly recorded releases since that time! As for this release, the opening of 'Intelligentsia' is not just good it is stunning as Ball finally seems to have learnt to cut the length of his songs and not overfill them with samples. [. . .] c. Isolation Influences - Creation 12
WAS I REALLY THE MOST ANNOYING MAN ON EARTH IN 1990? LET'S SEE NOW, WHO ELSE WAS AROUND THEN . . .
"THE MOST ANNOYING MAN ON EARTH" TOP TEN. COSMOPOLITAN XMAS ISSUE 1990
1. EDWARD BALL 16%
2. KEITH ALLEN E For England (8 months after E For Edward - I ripped off New Order's sleeve, they ripped off my title. Fair dos.) [Ed] )9.3%
3. PAUL 'GAZZA'S TEARS' GASCOIGNE 9.3%
4. SALMAN RUSHDIE 9.3%
5. SCHWARTZNEGGER Kindergarten Kop 9.3%
6. ADAMSKI 9.3%
7. NORIEGA 9.3%
8. MADONNA 9.3%
9. SADDAM HUSSEIN 9.3%
10. DANSON, SELLECK, STALLONE, WILLIS, GERE, MAJOR, HESELTINE 1.3% each.
YEP, I SUPPOSE I WAS THE MOST ANNOYING MAN ON EARTH - MIGHTY PROUD OF THE ACCOLADE, SIR!
The Times/Lundi Bleu ~ 'nam [new age mod] mix(Original*New Order)