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Justin Hand


Last Updated: 12/1/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 29
Sign: Cancer

City: Sunbury
State: Pennsylvania
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/8/2009

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November 19, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Blogging
So I dug up $600 for a used transmission and an additional $30 to have my car towed away. Within a week or two I should have it back and it'll be ready for the road again. I'm sure there is going to be all kinds of crazy shot going on with Thanksgiving, Xmas, and the bad economy.... but I hope to start scheduling shoots again real soon!

Speaking of shoots, if you don't mind getting nude and want to make some extra cash I'm shooting content for Punk Rock Princess which will be launching soon. If you think you have the Punk Rock Princess attitude send me a message and I'll fill you in on the details!
Currently listening:
Angel Witch
By Angel Witch
Release date: 2009-05-05
October 25, 2009 - Sunday 

Current mood:  annoyed
Category: Blogging
So 2 months back my cars transmission gave out on the way to a photoshoot. I had the cheap fix done, since I couldn't afford to buy a rebuilt one. I was told it would get me around but not for long, and it's time ran out tonight. It totally shit out on me on tore itself apart going up a hill while I was going for cigarettes, so once again it sits along side the road waiting to be towed. This time there is not ghetto fix, it needs a new transmission if it ever wants to move again.

Sold 3 sets of Dahlia to Punk Rock Princess so there is some money coming my way. I'm going to try and talk Roger into selling the 2 sets I have of her to them as well. We're also looking for models, so if you want to pose nude for money get in touch with me, and I'll fill you in on details.


Punk Rock Princess Casting Call

New adult site Punk Rock Princess is now shooting content for their site launch. They are seeking exclusive models within all regions of the United States.

As staff Photographer I am looking for 2 girls from PA, NY, or NJ who have not posed nude on any other websites. Looks are very important as you are going to be the initial launch girls used to drive sale.

*note* you do not have to remain exclusive, you will be able to model for other sites after the launch. PRP would just like some fresh new faces to showcase at launch rather then girls that can be seen elsewhere.

Tattoos and Piercings are welcome but not mandatory, as long as you've got the Punk Rock Princess attitude.

Girls living in other states are welcome to inquire more info as models and shoots will be taking place all over the continental US.

If your interested contact me, for more info. I will pass your portfolio and contact info along to the sites owner for approval.

Payment is $100 a set.
Currently listening:
The Wretched Spawn
By Cannibal Corpse
Release date: 2004-02-24
October 17, 2009 - Saturday 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Blogging
Yeah I haven't been posting here or even visiting much lately. I haven't shot anything recently and I'm just in an all around antisocial mood. My car is broken, I'm not back to work yet, and Uncle Sam just raped me of $1,500. So I'm in an all around pissy mood. I've been working on my porn sites a lot lately, trying to drive up sales and get checks in the mail, I can still hide all that income from the government, which is nice. I built 3 new sites last week, and set 5 of my other ones to self updated for the next month an a half. I'm taking a little porn break for a week, and taking some me time. I got 3 new games... BlazBlue wish is an awesome 2D fighter, I highly recommend it. Grid which isn't new but I got it used for $9 and it's a fun solid racing game. Finally Guilty Gear X2 which is an X-Box 1 fighter, made by the same team as BlazBlue and was one of my all time favorite fighting games. So with all the new games to play I bought some bourbon to drink... and I should have a relaxing week all to myself wrecking cars and beating people up... hurray!
Currently listening:
Passiondale
By God Dethroned
Release date: 2009-04-28
September 22, 2009 - Tuesday 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Blogging
Kaysie found this website for me today http://www.dreamline-photo.com/

The guy is using one of my images as part of his portfolio, and it's painfully obvious that the photos on his site were taken by several photographers, further more the image of mine in question was taken from my Deviant Art account.

I would suggest anyone and everyone stay away from Dreamline Photo as obviously this man has no talent of his own or he's trying to lure girls into his basement with other peoples quality work.

If you support me you would like to bash someone up to devious bullshit I would suggest contacting the owner of Dreamline-Photo through the following address, phone, and email. Tear the fucker a new a asshole!

====UPDATE====

The owner complied and removed all material by myself and other artist, so I'm removing his contact info, thanks to everyone that flamed his ass and put him under pressure.
September 20, 2009 - Sunday 

Current mood:  ecstatic
Category: Art and Photography
So I got two sets in to Suicide Girls now, still working on getting that staff position with them. However since I'm still free to shoot for other pay sites I got a Deviant Nation set ready to submit, and I might try to get something up on Gods Girls just so I have a nice collection of stamps in my portfolio :)

I've got two different Tattoo Magazine shoots coming up within a month as well, so I'm doing a pretty damn good job at getting my name out there.

My 3rd shoot with Sourpuss Clothing looks to be a go for late October, and will be a Xmas Holiday theme for that most annoying time of the year. I like working for Sourpuss, glad they keep me on the team! So once the exact date and time are confirmed I'll be picking some of you lovely ladies to come out and sport Sourpuss threads for their online store!

Once my money balances out after getting my car fixed I need to schedule this shoot I have planned with Megan Massacre that we're going to submit to Gothic Beauty or Death Rock Magazine... that hasn't been decided yet.... but the shoot is going to kick ass no doubt!
September 19, 2009 - Saturday 

Current mood:  amorous
Category: Art and Photography
Yup it's time to launch another sale to drive up business. My car puked on me earlier this month and I need $1700 to replace the transmission.... That's a big hunk of change I don't have at the moment. So I need all you pretty ladies to pitch in and get some how photos out of the deal!


The October Photoshoot Sale!!

Prices Based On Location
NYC $175 Now Only $150
Philly: $100 Now Only $75
Allentown $75 Now Only $50
Harrisburg $75 Now Only $50

MSG me your address for a rate quote. Only $50 if you travel to me.

What do you get?
A full 3 hour photoshoot
Hi-res images on CD-R
Two 8x12 prints of your choice

You may do as many styles and wardrobe changes as time allows

Not A Model? Make A Donation!
Live to far away for a photoshoot, not a model butwant to help me out? Donate me some money via Paypal! Even if it's just $1 every little bit helps! Be generous and I'll love you forever! Send Paypal donations to maliceinslumberland@mail.com.




August 20, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:  animated
Category: Art and Photography
Prices Based On Location
NYC $175
Philly: $100
Allentown $75
Harrisburg $75

MSG me your address for a rate quote. Only $75 if you travel to me.

What do you get?
A full 3 hour photoshoot
Hi-res images on CD-R
Two 8x12 prints of your choice

You may do as many styles and wardrobe changes as time allows

Make A Donation!
Live to far away for a photoshoot, want to help me out? Donate me some money via Paypal! Even if it's just $1 every little bit helps! Be generous and I'll love you forever! Send Paypal donations to maliceinslumberland@mail.com.




August 12, 2009 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  ecstatic
Category: Art and Photography
Breaking In The Newbies

So my website KaoS GRaFFiX has brought me some new potential clients. I've actually gotten a sufficient spike in none models stumbling on my website as they're researching what it takes to get into modeling. This is good for me, because these are people willing to pay full price just to break in to the industry. The only downside to all this is having to answer a billion questions and working with someone that has no experience what-so-ever. This gets a little frustrating, but everyone has to get their start somewhere and I'll usually help out anyone if they're nice, grateful, and learn what I'm trying to teach.

So anyway this girl that doesn't live too far away from me started contacting me on AIM last week. She wanted to model, but had no pictures at all to show me. Needless to say I couldn't answer her initial question "Do you think I can make it as a model?" She assured me she was good looking and asked if she could meet me in person to have a discussion and so I could look her over. Meeting people with no pictures and you've only known through AIM for 5 days is a little fishy, but what the hell, I had nothing better to do. I agreed to meet her at my local mall at 5pm on Monday.

So we talk on AIM for the next few days, we had a lot in common so that was cool. Monday comes and she calls to confirm I'm still meeting her at 5... yes yes! I get to the mall and call her... I'm at the moving theater entrance heading towards the center of the mall, head my direction. Then a cute girl with blue hair and tattoos starts waving at me... and she was really cute! Amazingly the person with not pictures that wanted to meet me wasn't a creepy gay perv, but A hot little metal head like she claimed to be.... amazing right?

We sat around in the mall, I answered all her question about modeling. We talked about miscellaneous shit for a while. Browsed Game Stop and FYE and then decided we'll shoot in one week 08/17. All in all it was a good experience, the girl has natural good looks, and she's eager to model. I told her the basics to get ready... pose in front of the mirror, buy some fashion magazines and copy poses, how to get ready on shoot day... all that fun crap and we parted ways.

I really hope she does well, and I'm hyped to be the first photographer to work with her... hell I'll be the first person to give her any pictures to put up online. It should be a fun day full of shooting and brutal metal music.... so everyone, be on the look out for Sasha, coming very soon!

Pictures On Hold

Miss Alex and Rachie were at my house this past Thursday. Alex was shooting 3 sets with me for 2 different sites. The Blood Dolls and Zivity. It was a very productive day and I'm hyped to have photo sets going up on both sites, but it also frustrating to have a bunch of great pictures I can't show anyone! Once the sets are approved and they go up on the respective website I can post 2 stamped photos from each shoot, but that could still take a month or more. I've gotten in the habit of uploading photos the day I shot them, so having to hold on to something good for a month makes me all anxious. I like sharing my work god damnit!

There are some behind the scenes photos of Alex and Rachie feeding my miniature horses Hello Kitty pancakes... LOL. As for the actually sets I guess your going to have to wait for the previews and pay to see the whole shoot.

I'm also thinking about shooting more sets for Zivity and trying to make cash that way. There are a bunch of adult sites I can shoot for and make money... But I've never really been a big nudie photographer. People and their nakedness just creeps me out!

Currently listening:
Where Lovers Mourn
By Draconian
Release date: 2004-07-20
July 30, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:  relieved
Category: Blogging
Well I've been busting my ass on all my websites, then I had the big Sourpuss Clothing shoot on Sunday. Since then I've been editing pictures 12-15hrs a day. I think I have enough pictures done to keep all the models happy until the Sourpuss Edits get back to them.... I woke up this morning and I was like "I think I'm actually done, I don't have anything to do today... WOOHOO!!" Then I walked down to the mailbox and got two checks in the mail... Even better!

I'm taking a break on my websites today, not going to edit any more pictures, and spend as little time on this computer as possible.

It's time to watch an Anime Marathon!
Currently listening:
Passiondale
By God Dethroned
Release date: 2009-04-28
July 25, 2009 - Saturday 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Blogging
I've done exactly 7 minutes of work today... and it paid is $149. The best part is that 7 minutes of work is on the internet forever making more money by the day, week, month, and year.

When I started my first porn site 2 years ago I was like "shit I need to get rich quick, I guess everyone looks at porn online, why not make a porn site!" Haha well porn isn't the get rich quick scheme I was hoping it to be. When you first start out google hates you, your not landing any search terms, and nobody knows how to find you damn site. Not to mention your in competition with everyone else selling porn online, and that's a lot of people! You find yourself loosing money on the domain names and web hosting... you sit around scratching your head wondering if you should close shop or figure out how to make a profit. I started making my porn niche specific. Starting in the Asian niche... obviously when your only selling Asian porn your search result for Asian names and terms sky rockets and before you know it, you have steady traffic looking to buy what your selling. From there you figure what sells the most, in my case I had 3 big sellers. Japanese bukkake, bondage, and cosplay. From there I launched sites in all 3 niches and BOOM traffic and sales increased. I then networked those sites together with previous made sites and all of a sudden I had my own network of Asian porn sites all feeding traffic to each other.... pretty fucking sweet.

I have so much content, images, text, free sites, and landing pages on the internet now that I don't even have to maintain my websites anymore. I might update them once a week to keep them semi "fresh" looking, but they're so loaded with content that anyone landing on them will have more then enough to beat off too and be intrigued to buy.

Today I put in exactly 7 minutes of work... building a free site on a pre-made template. Literally took two minutes to swap the text, images, and movies from the last build into a new site. It took 1 minute to upload online. I took 4 minutes to submit it to 12 of the biggest link lists online. In most cases it takes 2-3 days to 2-4 weeks to get your link accepted, and I've only gotten the recent site accepted on 2 sites today, and I'm waiting approval from the rest... In any case my free site linked on only 2 websites make 7 sales in less then 24 hours making me $149.

Not bad for 7 minutes of work, and the only work I've done all week :D

I am so fucking close to making enough money to live off of on internet porn alone... within a year I'll be there. There is no shame in porn money! Hahahaha!

Thank you hot Japanese girls!



Oh I got the new Torture Killer album today.... fucking brutal!!
Currently listening:
Seediq Bale
By Chthonic
Release date: 2006-10-03