I'm not the type of person who believes in love -- or at least, that's what I've been saying over the years. I didn't think there was such a thing as soul mates, or 100% boys/girls. And it's kind of funny that LiveJournal is the thing that changed my mind.

There's this story that's being spotlighted over there about a girl and a boy. She lived in England, he lived in Minneapolis, MN -- they met over LiveJournal, and spent months conversing through emails and phone calls. So then they finally get to meet up -- she was going on a week-long tour of the states, and he arranged to meet her a way's away from where he actually lived. They're still together, and are actually moving in with each other shortly.

Firstly; reading this story is like a big 'screw you' to all of the people who say internet relationships are impossible. This is living proof that you can make an internet relationship work.

Secondly; like I've said, this has changed my mind on the way I feel about love. Maybe there is such a thing as true love. Just because I haven't found the one yet, doesn't mean I won't ever. Hell, maybe I've already found him/her, but because of my whole 'anti-love' thing before I blew it off -- in which case it's obviously my loss.

Reading this story has given me a better outlook on life -- it's made me happier for some reason. Them meeting online is so much more different than if they would've met in a coffee shop or at a party or something. 

What single people don't realize is that they're simply searching too hard. There are people like me who don't really search at all, and then there are people like (certain friends I won't name) who are just so desperate that they'll go out with anyone, just hoping that this person will love them.

If you're alone, don't dwell on it. Don't mope around about how you haven't found your 100% boy/girl yet, because you have to remember that s/he is out there someone, and they probably feel the same way you do. Try and keep in mind that if fate'll have it (if you're an asshole, you probably have bad karma though, so that's your fault) you and this person will one day meet.

You can only be as happy as you make yourself. You shouldn't count on others to do so.

Alright, so everyone's heard the Chuck Norris facts; but why on Earth do we idolize that man? Bruce Campbell's where it's at, and let me tell you why....

First of all, Bruce Campbell's middle name is Lorne. Hello? Chuck Norris' is Ray -- you tell me which one's cooler.

The Necronomicon is made of the flesh of Bruce Campbell's foreskin.

Sharks can't swim backwards, however, they teach themselves very quickly how to run when they encounter Bruce Campbell when he's scuba diving.

The sun sets because Bruce Campbell tells it to, except in Alaska because Bruce doesn't like eskimos.

Eclipses are caused when the sun gets blocked by Bruce's chin.

Bruce Campbell's chin can shatter diamonds.

Bruce Campbell once got an erection and walked into an S-mart. There were no survivors.

Bruce Campbell likes to knit sweaters in his spare time, and by knit we mean kick, and by sweaters we mean babies.

Sam Raimi finally gave Bruce Campbell's character, Ash, a chainsaw for a hand, because Bruce was tired of wearing the hand-shaped glove covering his real chainsaw hand.

Bruce Campbell is the only man who can have sex with two women at once. One with his penis, the other with his chin. (zomg! dreams do come true!)

Bruce Campbell knows all the digits of Pi. Of course, he invented it.

And on the seventh day, God made zombies. Thank God, that on the eighth day, God made Bruce Campbell.

Bruce Campbell once made a woman climax simply by saying, 'groovy'. Her husband climaxed too.

Bruce Campbell's milkshake brings the whole damn world to his yard.

Bruce Campbell is the only man in the world with a double-barreled penis. (jackpot!).

Bruce Campbell's boomstick doesn't use ordinary shotgun shells. It uses human souls.

Bruce Campbell summoned the evil dead because he ran out of dinosaurs.

Chuck Norris isn't unbeatable; he just hasn't met Bruce Campbell.

Bruce Campbell once created a small community on his chin, we like to call it Earth.

Bruce Campbell once let Chuck Norris roundhouse kick him in the chin. Chuck Norris shattered every bone in his body -- the chin was unharmed.

Bruce Campbell's jaw was once the second wonder of the ancient world. However, he swung it around and knocked down the Colossus of Rhodes, so it is now number one.

If Bruce Campbell was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

Bruce Campbell eats Chuck Norris' chest hair for breakfast, sucker.

Bruce Campbell is really what was hiding in Al Capone's lair.

Bruce Campbell once saved 147 people on a flight that crashed in the Atlantic -- his chin was used as a floatation device.

There are no such things as dead bodies -- only zombies who are too afraid of Bruce Campbell to get up.

The cleft in Bruce Campbell's chin can crack walnuts, tie shoes, and heal the sick.

Bruce Campbell never has to reload because he rarely actually fires. His target looks down the barrel of the shotgun and simply gets the idea, falling over dead.

Bruce Campbell never received Christmas presents -- not because he was a bad kid -- Santa Clause was just too afraid that little Bruce wasn't satisfied with the gifts and that he'd be killed by his chin.

Bruce Campbell didn't play Rambo because he doesn't do autobiographical movies.

Chuck Norris wants to be Bruce Campbell when he grows up.

Bruce Campbell taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick.

Jesus has a bumper sticker that says: What Would Bruce Do?

Bruce Campbell is the reason she left you.

Bruce Campbell was supposed to guest star on Desperate Housewives, but then the producers realized that they'd have to change the name to Satisfied Housewives.

The Bible was Bruce Campbell's tenth grade creative writing assignment.

Evil Dead is actually a documentary of one of Bruce Campbell's typical holidays.

Bruce Campbell's chin has an IQ of 192; Bruce's is still be counted.

If you spell "Bruce Campbell" in Scrabble, you win -- instantly and forever.

Moral of today's entry?

Fuck Chuck, Bruce is better. And one day we'll be married..