I've seen this floating around in the spanking blogosphere lately. My first thought was, how the hell does anyone come up with 100 items? It’s not that easy. I actually had to compose this in Word, which I never do, so I could come back to it.

Granted, none of this is new material. I've been blogging for years and posting on forums for many years before that, so I don't think any of these tidbits will come as a surprise to most. Then again, who knows? At least it gets all the facts and figures and trivia down in one place. A lot of it, anyway.

So, for those who already know all this stuff, I apologize. But truly, I can't think of anything else to write about at the moment. These are in no particular order.

1. I played spanking games with my dolls when I was little. Specifically, Ken spanked Barbie.
2. Yes, I looked up the word "spank" (plus paddle, wallop and all the synonyms) in the dictionary.
3. My parents weren't spankers; they were more into grounding, taking away TV privileges, stuff like that. I remember a few whacks and one OTK spanking, but other than that, not much, considering I grew up in a time where everyone smacked their kids.
4. As a child, I wrote spanking stories, drew spanking pictures and created spanking scenarios with my Etch-a-Sketch.
5. I first saw a boy give a girl an OTK spanking when I was 15. He was 16, she was 14, and it was brief but energetic. I had a rabid crush on him from afar after that.
6. I got many threats of spankings in my teens and early 20s. I always wished the boys would follow through, but they didn't.
7. In my first job out of college, I worked as a proofreader for a typesetting company whose biggest client produced porn, so I had to proof a lot of smut. Once in a while, to my delight, there were kinky spanking scenes, and I read and reread them.
8. I blush. Bright, hot, beet red, forehead to neck, when someone threatens me with a spanking. I hate it.
9. I collected comic books when I was a kid. Every time I got a new one, the first thing I would do is flip through to see if there was a spanking scene. There often was.
10. I discovered Shadow Lane via an ad they used to post in the classified section of Cosmopolitan magazine. It was my first clue that there were actually organized groups for people into this.
11. My very first adult spanking was Memorial Day, 1996. I met the man by answering his ad.
12. Eventually, the roleplay I did during that first spanking was adapted into the script for Spank Thy Neighbor.
13. My first spanko crush ever was Keith Jones.
14. I met my boyfriend of over 13 years by placing an ad in the "Alternatives" section of the LA Weekly. I wasn't online yet. I got about 250 replies to that ad.
15. The first kink party I ever went to, and played publicly at, was not Shadow Lane. It was a Threshold Halloween party, in October 1996. Threshold is a BDSM club; gawd, did I see some weird stuff that night. Like an old man dressed up in a hoop skirt ala Scarlett O'Hara. Except he had no underwear on under the skirt. Ew. 
16. My first Shadow Lane party was February 1997, at the Sportsmen's Lodge in So. CA. I have been to every SL party since. Even then as a novice, I bruised one man's hand.
17. When I first got into the scene, I had a "no implements" rule. That sure changed!
18. I was terrified of the cane. The first time J used one on me, it was just six light strokes, as I stood clinging to an overhead bar. Afterward, my hands were so frozen onto that bar, he had to peel them off, finger by finger.
19. My first public scene at Shadow Lane was a double caning; I was on a spanking bench, and J and a friend of ours were on either side of me, caning me simultaneously.
20. I was too shy to introduce myself to Ralph Marvell. So J took matters into his own hands, waited until we were standing next to each other at a Vendor Fair, and then bumped into me, sending me crashing right into Ralph. Then he (J) said loudly, "Erica, you just bumped into that man. That's not very nice." Oh, that man of mine.
21. It was a public scene at SL in Palm Springs 1999, with Ralph, that gave me the courage to inquire about being in spanking videos. We drew a huge crowd and got a standing ovation.
22. My first video was shot in January 2000. I was 42 years old.
23. I got to keep the red suit from my first SL video. Once, I wore it to a vanilla Xmas party for J’s work. He almost croaked when he realized where I’d gotten it.
24. I discovered at my first shoot that I was good at ad-libbing smart-ass remarks. It quickly became a trademark of mine, on and off camera.
25. I worked for five months at a pro dungeon in 2000, as a sub. Needless to say, I wasn’t very good at it.
26. At this dungeon, I wore a silver collar. It is the only time I have ever worn one, and I never will again.
27. The weirdest thing that ever happened to me in that dungeon was a client sang “You’re Lovely to Look At” to me. Swear to god.
28. The nickname “Bionic Bottom” was given to me by Keith Jones. We once did a two-hour scene with a lot of caning, and during aftercare, I faded so quickly that he commented, “Excuse my French, but your bottom is fucking bionic. It’s healing right before my eyes.”
29. I look ridiculous when I pout. Therefore, I smirk instead.
30. I love to be spanked one cheek at a time. However, dead center strikes are the absolute worst, for me. Makes things hurt that I don’t want hurting.
31. I generally prefer to keep my legs closed during a spanking. Better protection.
32. I hate heavy wooden paddles, anything studded, and rubber. Oh, and whips. I prefer sting over thud, but whips can cut, and go places I don’t want them to go.
33. I helped co-manage a very active spanking forum on MSN for several years, before they shut down their Adult Groups. Our group orientation was M/F only. At our peak, we had about 15,000 members.
34. When I first got into the scene and was learning who was who, my first “role model” was Chelsea Pfeiffer. I watched her in Blue Denim, and loved her feisty, bratty character—who was named Erica.
35. Several years ago, I made a pre-arranged phone call in to the Dr. Phil show, on “Ask Dr. Phil Day.” I used the name Louise (my middle name) and asked him for his take on the spanking fetish. The pompous fathead tried to make a fool out of me, but I had the last laugh on him.
36. Speaking of Louise, I share that middle name with two very popular spanking models. Not naming their names, though.

Some spanking fantasies I’ve been lucky enough to make into realities:

37. Going to spanking parties and playing publicly.
38. Acting in spanking videos.
39. Getting a spanking from my handsome and sexy (and definitely non-spanko) personal trainer.
40. Writing my own video scripts.
41. Compiling and self-publishing my spanking stories.
42. Collaborating with Danny Chrighton to write, shoot and produce our own spanking video, with the exact script I wanted.
43. Going through a very intense discipline scene, and then the top sending me flowers.
44. I’m not big on nudity in spanking videos; it often seems gratuitous to me. However, I appeared naked in When Danny Met Erica, to purposely send a message to the youth-worshipping industry, and society in general: “Hey! This is what 50 looks like, you ageist asshats!”
45. The word “bottom,” in spanking context, gives me goose bumps and butterflies. Particularly when it’s combined with “bare.”
46. Conversely, the word “tushy” makes my flesh crawl.
47. I also like the other “b” words: behind, backside. Butt is OK, but it doesn’t give me the same thrill.
48. I really don’t have a problem with the word “ass.” I just don’t like it in scene context.
49. My all-time favorite mainstream spanking scene is the one from Wagon Train with Robert Horton and Susan Oliver. It doesn’t matter how many times I see that scene; it always makes me swoon.
50. I like the Elvis/Jenny Maxwell scene in Blue Hawaii, too. But the movie is awful.
51. I know this is practically sacrilege in the spanking community, but I don’t like the movie McLintock. I don’t like John Wayne, either.
52. J and I have had the police called on us twice, because of spanking noise. Two different homes (both his), two different neighborhoods. Fortunately, both times we managed to convince the cops that there was no domestic abuse going on.
53. When J lived in Studio City, we ate Sunday brunch every weekend at a restaurant with underground parking. Guess who got spanked in that parking garage nearly every Sunday?
54. I once was playing with a friend at his office after hours, and the janitor walked in on us at 9:30 at night. Thank goodness, we heard him coming and stopped what we were doing, but I’m sure he heard a thing or two. He was in a very big hurry to clean up and leave.
55. I am not into pranks as a rule. However, one of my finer moments was having a friend Photoshop-alter a picture of me being spanked by a playmate; I had him replace the top’s head with Alfred E. Neuman’s head. (You know, the kid from Mad Magazine.) And then, of course, I posted it in the MSN forum, saying, “Look, everyone! This is what [deleted] looks like! Isn’t he cute? Shame about his front tooth—I guess some overzealous bottom kicked it out with a stiletto heel.”
56. Most creative/bizarre retaliation/punishment ever: I had to learn—and sing—the Oscar Mayer Wiener theme song… in Spanish. Don’t ask. And yes, I was being spanked while I sang it.
57. I have counted swats in Italian, French, Spanish and prime numbers. Sorry, German lovers. I can only count to four in German.
58. I do not switch. I have topped once, on video, for Spanking Epics. I had to paddle my “daughter” in Schoolmaster’s Revenge. Fortunately, it was a very brief scene. I hated every second of it and I still can’t watch myself topping, but I really wanted to be in that video. It was worth it, But never again.
59. If I were to ever get a personalized license plate, I’d try to get away with “emknaps.” (spank me spelled backward)
60. I have had my spanking pictures appear in the amateur photography section of Taboo magazine.
61. Another fulfilled fantasy was appearing in Shadow Lane’s Stand Corrected magazine. I just made it—I was in the final issue.
62. Something I haven’t done yet that I really, really want to do: Go to a Florida Moonshine party.
63. Someone whom I haven’t played with yet, but really, really want to: “Uncle Eric” from Denver:
 


Some day, that look will be fixed upon me!

64. Another word that brings out the goose bumps and the blushes for me is “punish.” I have no idea why.
65. I think it’s extremely hot when a man is strong enough to throw me over his shoulder and haul me away for a spanking.
66. Even though they are popular with many in the spanking community, I do not own a single pair of white cotton panties. I am not pre-adolescent. However, I do have a white lace thong and a pair of white bikinis with colored trim.
67. I am an introvert. I know I don’t seem like one at spanking parties, but my natural predisposition is to be a loner and avoid crowds. For whatever reason, a sort of alter ego makes an appearance when I’m in a spanking realm.
68. Very early in my scene days, a top bought me a garter belt and stockings. I had no idea how to put them on; I had to ask him to fasten the garters for me. I know how to do it now, but I still prefer to ask J to fasten them for me.
69. I have trouble with eye contact when spankers are scolding me. I always want to look down, away, anywhere but in their eyes. Very squirmy.
70. Although I have put my hands back to my bottom during spanking videos, I never do so when playing on my own. Getting your hand whacked accidentally (or on purpose!) with an implement is not fun.
71. I am a firm believer that spanking is on the bottom only, or on the uppermost portion of the upper thighs (AKA the “sweet spot”). Hitting on the legs, calves, feet, hands, breasts, etc., is not spanking. And it’s not for this girl.
72. People ask me which of my videos I like best. I like them all, for different reasons. But I think I am the most proud of When Danny Met Erica.
73. Favorite sacrilegious line ever: While playing a fake nun in Trouble in Carson’s Gap, ripping the veil off my head and grumbling, “Christ, this thing is hot.”
74. Favorite adlib (well, one of them, anyway): When Steve Fuller’s character in The Spanking Professor claims that I inferred something, and I reply, “No, actually, I implied it. What kind of professor are you, anyway?”
75. Favorite comeback to an adlib: Same scene—Steve’s response to me is, “History professor, dear. And your butt’s going to be history in about five minutes.” Clever man, that Mr. Fuller.
76. Most foolish adlib ever: When about to be whaled on with a nasty implement by “Dr. D,” who says in a sarcastically jovial voice, “What’s the matter, Scott??”, I snap back, “Nothing, Dr. Dumbass.”
77. Sometimes, during spanking scenes, I really don’t think before I speak. Shocking, I know.
78. I actually like the way my bottom and legs look on camera. But I don’t like my face. My initial reaction when I first saw myself was, “Oh my god, is my nose really that big?”
79. Watching a man roll up his sleeves, while pinning me with a stern stare, turns my knees to Jell-O.
80. If you call me naughty, I squirm in a good way. If you call me nasty, I cringe.
81. One of my former play partners was married to the Progressive Insurance girl (not anymore, however, and she’s remarried). No, she wasn’t really into being spanked, hence his playing with others (with her full knowledge). I once talked with him on the phone and she was yelling bratty commentary in the background.
82. I dressed up once like a schoolgirl, about 12 years ago, for a party. I let J and friends of ours talk me into it. I felt like a complete fool and never did it again.
83. No one in my family knows about me. Not that I have that much family anyway...

84. I love OTK, lying over a chair or couch, on a bed with pillows piled up under my belly. But one position I categorically refuse to assume: bending over and grabbing my knees/ankles.
85. I love chocolate anytime, but it tastes especially wonderful to me after a spanking.
86. My favorite spanking video of all time is Shadow Lane’s Spoiled Rotten, with Keith Jones and Tanya Foxx. After I saw that, I had a fantasy of being spanked over a pool table.
87. I actually lived that fantasy as well. It wasn’t as hot as it looked on video; in fact, it was damned uncomfortable!
88. I once toyed with the idea of getting a tiny pair of red lips tattooed to my bottom (as in Kiss My Ass). J talked me out of it. I’m so glad.
89. A top once told me I had “Victorian white” skin. I always thought “Victoria White” would be a good scene pseudonym. However, I decided to keep it simple and stuck with my real first name.
90. There wasn’t any particular significance in choosing the last name Scott. My real surname starts with an S as well, and I wanted something simple that people would remember and spell correctly. (I was tired of seeing how many different ways the model Kiri Kelly had her name butchered.)
91. I don’t like having my hair yanked on during a spanking, but if a man winds his hand into my hair and then simply tightens his fist, that makes me shudder in a very good way.
92. I detest it if a top demands that I call him “Sir.” But under the right circumstance, I find myself saying it voluntarily.
93. However, I will never, ever, EVER call a top Daddy, under any circumstance.
94. Many women fantasize about movie/TV stars spanking them. I’m the only one I know who fantasized about being spanked by a fictional character on a soap opera.
95. I love to sit on a top’s lap afterward and be held close.
96. As much as I look at myself in mirrors, I don’t like to be spanked in front of one. I will bury my head in my arms. Actually, I tend to do that anyway.
97. I don’t like having to pull down my own panties; I find it much hotter when the man does it for me.
98. I have a problem with safe words; I’m too stubborn to use them, even when I should.
99. My favorite analogy about spanking and sex is that they are like cake and ice cream. Some people like them together. Others prefer to enjoy them separately. I love both, but don’t like to mush them together. I’d rather enjoy each one individually and fully.
100. And finally… my absolute, all-time, far-and-away favorite spanker is…
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Yeah, right!! Do I have “stupid” written on my forehead?? Even if I could pick one, I’d never tell!