Over the past seventy-something years, millions upon millions of people have submitted into Blizzard's endless onslaught on video gaming/life. It destroys society and makes Billy Johnson, captain of his high school football team, turn into a threehundred pound loser who does nothing but sit in his computer chair all day in an infinite atempt to become stronger than anyone else on his server.

I can't understand why anyone would want to play this game in the first place. It's just beyond my comprehension - which is epic in the standards of man. If you want to kill an animal, don't be a pussy, buy a shotgun and go to your local petstore. Convicted felon and can't buy a gun? Just strangle your neighbor's doberman. You want to destroy a memeber of the opposing faction? It's called the Marines.

YOU ARE NOT TOUGH INSULTING OVER THE INTERNET

Never in my life have I heard anyone offended by anything someone has said over the internet. You really want to upset them? Do some real work, hack your way into their private records. You can open up twenty bank accounts in there name and buy several porn industries. Oh what's that? You don't keep your private information on your computer? Well fuck you, I'll hack your filing cabinet from my computer. Yeah, I can do that. I run linux bitch.

So many people devote their lives to playing World of Warcraft it's sickening. This has destroyed my generation's and many other species' lives. Every single person that plays is a fat impotent slob that will never, EVER have sex with anything other than a reluctant sea otter. For each subscriber they have after January 15th, 2009, I will burn down one house in south detroit.

btw: I play world of warcraft

PROTIP: Things are always easier if you don't lie.

From my short time of being "alive" on this strange blue planet, I've just decided that most of the time things work out for the better. Everyone thinks back in time, and asks themselves why they did something a certain way, or maybe didn't do something they should have. Thinking back now on all the things I have done, or therefor lack of, it changed the future in positive ways that might not have happened if changed in the past.

I'm not saying that you should forget about the past, or the mistakes you have made. Just don't dwell on thinking about "Why?" because why wont fix anything. Think about "how can I prevent this again?","how will I handle it next time?", "What can I do now with these changes in my life". You must learn from your mistakes, as well as other peoples'.

Karma is another thing I would like to touch on a tad. Let's start out by saying, I do not believe in spiritual karma. I do however believe negative things you do, normally end up coming back to bite you in the ass, as well as vice versa. If you are kind to people, then you have gained an ally, and someone who may help you further in time. If you are rude, selfish, inpatient, or just a complete dick, people wont help you, and may just try to hurt you themselves.


DISCLAIMER: This is not meant to get myself attention, and I could care less if you read it. This is just a place where I can get my written thoughts down incase I may lose sight in where I'm going with my life.





EDIT: Ef this.

darkrest1337 : I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
Mattyface4200 : See how they run like pigs from a gun.
darkrest1337 : See how they fly
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Mattyface4200 : Corporation tee shirt
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darkrest1337 : Man, you been a nuaghty boy, you let your face grow long
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darkrest1337 : Mister city p'liceman sitting
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darkrest1337 : See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run
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darkrest1337 : I'm cryyyyyyyying, I'm cryyyinngg
darkrest1337 : Yellow matter custard
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Mattyface4200 : Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
darkrest1337 : Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
Mattyface4200 : I am the eggman
Mattyface4200 : They are the eggman
Mattyface4200 : I am the walrus
Mattyface4200 : Goo Goo G'joob
darkrest1337 : Sitting in an English garden
darkrest1337 : waiting for the sun
Mattyface4200 : If the sun don't come, you get a tan.
Mattyface4200 : From standing in the english rain
darkrest1337 : I am the eggman
darkrest1337 : They are the eggmen
darkrest1337 : I am the walrus
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Mattyface4200 : G'goo goo g'joob
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darkrest1337 : ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha
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darkrest1337 : Semolina Pilchard
darkrest1337 : climbing up the Eiffel Tower!
Mattyface4200 : Elementary penquin singing hari krishna
darkrest1337 : Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
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darkrest1337 : I am the walrus!
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Mattyface4200 : goo g'joob g'goo
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