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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 21
Sign: Pisces

City: Caldicot & Swansea
State: Wales
Country: UK
Signup Date: 10/20/2004

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Saturday, October 18, 2008 

Current mood:Meh...
Category: Quiz/Survey
...:::Knowing Me:::... -Basics- Name:: Fiona Joanna Lapham Birthday:: 23rd February 1988 Location:: Swansea Height:: 5' 1 Hair Color:: Blonde Highlights Eye Color:: Blue Skin Tone:: Pale School:: Swansea University Status:: Single Mood:: Un-motivated -Favorites- Food:: Mam's Sausage and Mash Drink:: Lemon Fanta Ice Cream:: Mint Chocolate Chip TV Show:: Friends, Californication Movie:: Back to the Future Actress:: Frances McDormand (purely for FARGO) Actor:: At the moment...Josh Brolin Song:: Hey Jude - The Beatles Cartoon:: Superted Website:: Ebay -Have You Ever- Been cheated on?: No Cheated on someone?: No Laughed until you cried?: Yes Ate ice cream in winter?: Yes Played in the rain?: Yes Ate foreign food?: Occasionally Been drunk?: Rarely Done something embarrassing while drunk?: Not as bad as most people. -Last- Phone conversation was with:: Woman from Toys 'r' Us Text:: Dan H asking me for chocolate. Argument was with :: Mike Laugh:: Watching Eastenders earlier, laughing at how shit it was Reason you cried:: Because I was sad. -Finish The sentence- When I woke up today...: ...wishing I hadn't eaten so much the night before. Right now I wish...: ...it was warmer in this house. The last time I laughed...: ...was realising how crap eastenders is... I always get mad when...: ...I lose at Smash Bros
Saturday, January 20, 2007 

Category: Quiz/Survey

Your Top Eight:

1. LAUREN
2. KIRSTY
3. MIKEY
4. STEVE
5. SARAH
6. NADINE
7. MIKE
8. LIAM


1. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN 8?
Ummm about a year and a half, a good while.

2. HAVE YOU EVER DATED 8?
No, but we have our secret affair on webcam! hahahaha

3. IS NUMBER 8 ONE OF YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS?
Not close close but he's a wonderful friend!

4.have you ever kissed number 8 ?
No.

5. Name one favorite memory with 8:
It would have to be when we created the idea for Bambo over a long webcam chat, it was after a big deer raided Liams room, it was terrifing!!  Watch this space kids Bambo is gonna be a box office smash!

6. DO YOU TRUST 8?
Yeah he's a legend, and i'm sure he'd look out for me if it was ever needed

7. WOULD YOU KEEP A SECRET FOR 8?
Yeah, if he could trust me with it.

8. WOULD YOU TAKE A ROAD TRIP WITH 8? '
Yeah would be ace, we took a road trip to Newport once! haha that was fun, me and Lauren sat in the back of his car looking like his little children. or his bitches! haha

9. DOES 8 DATE ANYONE ON UR TOP 8?
No Tasha who is Number 9, she just missed the cut which is crap cos she's ace too!

11. ARE YOU IN 8'S TOP 8?
Yeah I am! How cool! I'm number 7 awwwww

12. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH 7?
No I haven't! He's one of my best friends that would just be wrong!

13. NAME ONE INTERESTING THING ABOUT 7?
He watches Porn with him male housemates which i find slightly worrying...and also his facial grows scarily fast!!

14. WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING FOR 7?
Yeah probably, anything but join in his porn orgys lol

15. One thing 7 is good at:
Media Studies, he's been my clever buddy for 3 years we make an awesome team

16. ARE YOU OLDER OR YOUNGER THAN 7;
Older by 2 months, not that you would think it! lol

17. HAVE YOU EVER HUGGED 7?
Yeah many a time...hugs are good!

18. WHAT ABOUT KISSED?
Nah i don't think so, maybe on the cheek once.

19. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MEMORY WITH 7?
Media 4 Schools Summer School, or any media  lesson we ever had was a good laugh.

21. WHERE DOES 6 LIVE?
Gloustershire Chambers in Swansea while at uni & Caldicot when at home!

22. Has 6 done anything ILLEGAL?
She definatlely drank while underage hahaha

23. DO YOU HAVE ANY REGRETS WITH 6?
Arguing over a stupid ride after our trip to Alton Towers, because it had been a day full of tension.

24. ARE YOU RELATED TO 6?
Nah she's too pretty to be related to me! haha

25. How long have you known 6?
Ummmm well technically we knew each other when we were 3/4 but we've been really good friends since we were in Year 9 so 5 years!

26. ARE YOU IN 6'S TOP 8?
Yeah i believe so...number...3...awwwwww

27. EVER LAUGHED WITH 6?
Yeah all the bloody time she is my giggle buddy hehe <3

28. WOULD 6 BE THERE FOR YOU?
Yeah definatly she has that caring nature about her. And always checks to see if i'm ok if i'm having one of my quiet moments or look sad.

29. WOULD YOU BE THERE FOR 6?
Most definatly...i like to think i have been in the past when she has needed me. One incident in Chepstow in particular comes to mind.

30. WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT 6?
She's always happy and likes to have a laugh about random things. And i miss her muchly when we are busy with Uni because we never get to see each other properly. But i'm so glas she having the best time in Uni.

31. HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW 5?
Pretty bloody well she again is one of my bestest buddies in the whole world!

32. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW 5?
Ummm that would be the 9th January, night before she boogied on down back to Brighton...i miss her = [

33. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN 5?
Since about year 9 I knew who she was, an aquantence in PE and Welsh through years 10 & 11, really good friends since the beginning of year 13. So overall about 5 years.

34. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE WITH 5?
Laugh, have a dance, and go to the haywain! lol

35. HOW DID YOU MEET?
In school = ]

36. EVER TELL 5 A SECRET?
No i don't think so...i dont tell anyone secrets really.

37. HAVE YOU EVER DATED 5?
Never had the pleasure i'm afraid

38. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MEMORY WITH 5?
Salou Crew Kareoke sat on her kitchen floor ahhhhh those were the days!!!!

[number 39s missing?]


40. What do u like best about 5?
She's just Sare, beautiful and just a down to earth chick..it makes me sad i can't see her as often anymore.

41. WHERE DID YOU MEET 4?
We met when i was a minion baby and he was introduced to me as my sibling...

42. IS 4 YOUR FRIEND?
Friend and Brother

43. ARE YOU RELATED TO 4?
Yeah like i said he is my brother, we are 2 of 3 of the greatest children to walk this universe.

44. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH 4?
No he's too much older to have ever been at the same school at the same time. Probably for the best really lol

45. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN 4?
18 years and 11 months = ]

46. ARE YOU ON 4'S TOP 8 LIST?
Yeah, cos you see he hasn't got too many friends on this. He's getting old you see so a little out of touch! hahahaha

47. WOULD YOU KEEP A SECRET FOR 4?
I dont think he would ever tell me a secret, cos after all I am his little sister.

48. WOULD YOU GO ON A TRIP WITH 4?
Have been many a time, good old family holidays. Cant beat 'em!

49. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE 4
Not as often as I'd like, cos he lives in Brum land and I'm living in Swansea at the mo. But odd weekends here and there and special occasions that kind of thing.

50. WHY IS NUMBER 4 YOUR NUMBER 4?
Cos he's my big brother and he's cool

51. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOW 3?
Only since the beginning of October but it feels loads longer than that.

52. WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE 3?
In person, on thursday afternoon before he went home. But i can now see him on webcam

53. EVER DATED 3?
We are currently boyfriend and girlfriend and its great!

54. Have anything in common with number 3?
We both have passions for 80's films, and we are both quiet soles who like the chilled out life.

55. IS 3 funny?
Yeah he has this dark humour which always makes me smile, and had me in stiches earlier after a random comment. <3

56. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH 3?
Not techinically school but we go to Uni together...how we met = ]

57. HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO KILL 3?
No so far lol!

58. WHATS THE LAST THING U DID WITH 3?
Spoke on t'internet

59. WHAT IS SOMETHING 3 IS GOOD AT?
He is AMAZING at art... good doesn't even come close to how talented he is.

60. WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT 3?
How well we clicked when we first met, and his beautiful blues!

61. HOW DID YOU MEET 2?
In Playgroup back in the day awwwwwwwww

62. IS 2 YOUR BEST FRIEND?
She is one of my bestest mateys in the whole world and i love her to bits and miss her lots and lots while i'm in uni.

63. WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING FOR 2?
Yes because she has been an awesome friend for so long!

64. WHERE DOES NUMBER 2 LIVE?
Cil-Y-Coed

65. DO YOU LOVE 2?
Yeah lots and lots and lots and lots!!

66. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE WITH 2?
Not that i can remember, although we got shouted at by Buttface who lives opposite her once because we hit a tennis ball at her garage door, silly old bag!

67. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO WITH 2?
Just chill out at the pub or just have a giggle. I miss our hours spent at her house just randomly chatting and playing board games. PAY DAY!!!

69. NAME ONE MEMORY YOU HAVE WITH 2?
Having a celebrations fight in her living room, when we slept over once! Ooooh and one that has to get a mention...when i threw a stick in her mouth! hahahahaha

70. WHAT DO U LIKE BEST ABOUT 2?
She makes me laugh and has the best cackle i have ever heard!

72. HAVE YOU EVER SKIPPED CLASS WITH 1?
No were too bloody swatty for that! hahahaha!

[nother question missing]

74. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL MEMORIES WITH 1?
Rugby Tours with the Caldi boys back in the day, Mud/Clay arguements, Being crapped on while riding our bikes in my garden. My mum rubbing germoline in her cuts and grazes when she fell off my bike. There are too many to list!

75. ARE YOU NUMBER 1 ON 1'S TOP 8?s
Yeah!!!! I am Number 1 for her too!!Woop woop!!!

76. HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT WITH 1?
Yeah back in Class 5...she had more people on her side than me, . I can't even remember what the fight was over but it was pretty heated. There was also a bit of a bad patch in late primary school, but we got over it all and haven't had a proper falling out since then.

77. WHY IS #1 YOUR #1?
Because she's been my best friend for the longest and i can talk to her about anything. She's always had faith in me, even when i didn't believe in myself and has always been there when i needed someone.

78. WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING FOR 1?
Wrth Gwrs achos mae hi'n fantastig!!!

79. DO YOU LIKE 1?
No not really...all of this is a big lie! hahahaha

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT 1?
All of the memories we share which most other people wouldn't understand.
The fact that we've been friends for 13 years and hopefully for alot longer.


81. WHICH ONE DID YOU SEE LAST: Mike

82. WHICH ONE WILL YOU SEE NEXT? Mikey

83. WHICH ONE DID YOU LAST TALK TO ON THE PHONE? Mikey

84. WHICH ONE DID YOU LAST COMMENT? Lauren

85. WHICH ONE DID YOU LAST TEXT? Mikey

86. WHICH ONE DID YOU LAST EMAIL? No idea!

87. WHICH ONE'S ARE THE EASIEST TO TALK TO? All of them!

88. WHICH ONE DO YOU TRUST THE MOST? All of them!

89. WHICH ONE KNOWS YOU BEST? Steve probably

90. WHICH ONE DO YOU HAVE THE MOST IN COMMON WITH? Steve

92. WHICH ONE DO YOU MISS THE MOST RIGHT NOW? Steve cos i haven't seen him since Xmas day, but i miss Mikey Bear loads too... and everyone else aswell to be honest!

93. WHICH ONE HAVE YOU SPENT THE MOST TIME WITH? Recently it would be Mikey, but over my life span...Steve

95. WHICH ONE LISTENS THE BEST? Lauren

96. WHICH ONE HAS BEEN THERE FOR YOU THE MOST? Lauren

97. WHICH ONE IS THE FUNNIEST? Mikey/ Liam

98. WHICH ONE LAUGHS THE MOST? Nadine / Kirsty

99. WHICH ONE IS THE SEXIEST? Mikey Bear for obvious reason but they are all pretty gorgeous! Apart from my brother cos that would be wrong to say that lol

100. WHICH ONE WILL REPOST THIS? None of them because it takes too bloody long! lol

xxxx

Friday, December 08, 2006 

Current mood:  happy
Category: Quiz/Survey
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Fiona Joanna Lapham
Birthday:23rd February
Birthplace:Casnewydd
Current Location:Swansea
Eye Color:Blue/Grey
Hair Color:Blonde
Height:5ft 1
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today:Animal Trainers
Your Weakness:Food especially Crisps!!
Your Fears:The Dark, Being Stabbed!
Your Perfect Pizza:A lovely cheese pizza just for me!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Pass my first year at Uni.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Probably - lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:urrrrrrrrrrgh!
Your Best Physical Feature:Boobs probably!! haha
Your Bedtime:Usually the early hours, I'm a night owl
Your Most Missed Memory:Sixth Form - Good times in the common room.
Pepsi or Coke:Pepsi!
MacDonalds or Burger King:Neither, i hate both!
Single or Group Dates:Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:I've never had either!
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:Never have, never will!
Do you Swear:Too Often, usually at inappropriate times!
Do you Sing:Yep lots when I think nobody can hear!
Do you Shower Daily:Try too
Have you Been in Love:<3
Do you want to go to College:I am there now...good old Swansea!
Do you want to get Married:Someday yes!
Do you belive in yourself:No not really, but other people having faith is all i need!
Do you get Motion Sickness:Nope
Do you think you are Attractive:Somedays I think ahh you dont look too bad, other days I think uuuuurgh!
Are you a Health Freak:Not in the slightest!!!
Do you get along with your Parents:Yeah most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms:Love them, they amaze me!
Do you play an Instrument:I'm attempting to learn to play guitar!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes
In the past month have you Smoked:No
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Ibuprofen for the odd headache!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No, but I ate a whole packet of Jammie Rings!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:No No No No NO!!
In the past month have you been on Stage:Can't say I have no...
In the past month have you been Dumped:No!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Nopies
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Nothing
Ever been Drunk:I've been typsy, after a rugby match but no wasted!
Ever been called a Tease:Yes hahahahaha
Ever been Beaten up:No I haven't thank god!
Ever Shoplifted:I accidently took some hubba bubba from a newsagent once, but honest i just forgot it was in my hand!
How do you want to Die:I don't thanks...but when i do...peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A little wiser!
What country would you most like to Visit:Ireland & America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Blue
Favourite Hair Color:Brown
Short or Long Hair:Medium
Height:5ft 11 - 6ft
Weight:Average
Best Clothing Style:Alternative
Number of Drugs I have taken:None...
Number of CDs I own:Lots, too many to count!
Number of Piercings:None
Number of Tattoos:None
Number of things in my Past I Regret:No regrets, they don't work!

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Currently watching:
The Simpsons - The Complete Seventh Season
Release date: 13 December, 2005
Wednesday, November 29, 2006 

Current mood:  happy
Category: Quiz/Survey

1. YOUR REAL NAME
Fiona Joanna Lapham

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name, plus izzle)
Fioizzle

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three of your last)
FLap ( how super fly!)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Red Rabbit

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born):
Joanna Caldicot Newport (rubbish!)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mum's maiden name)
Lapfidav

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink)
Red Stella Artois

8. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)
IPAYUBA (hahahaha)

9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/body spray)
Curious

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Myra Stuart

Currently listening:
Stop the Clocks
By Oasis
Release date: 21 November, 2006
Wednesday, June 28, 2006 
Well i'm officially a loner for the next week...as of yesterday all my buddues went off to sunny salou for the week.Went to the airport to see them off, where my plan was to make them all cry, but as it turned out it went the other way and i burst into tears when they left to check in. Such a wimp, its only a week and i cried like a little kid. Turned out their flight got delayed by 2 hours so they were hanging around the airport for ageeeees! Don't know what time them flew in the end cos they might have been delayed longer.
So at the moment they are either all still in bed knackered from the journey or suning themselves down by the pool getting burnt.
I just fortook the exciting task of going to school to give my textbooks back to my teachers, always a fun task huh?
Man i didn't realise how much i would miss them, sometimes wish i had gone with them but then i think i probably wouldn't have enjoyed myself anyway, i would have just moaned most of the week, especially if i got sunburnt! lol!
Back to the land of dreams i suppose...

Fi  -x-
Currently listening:
Hopes and Fears
By Keane
Release date: 25 May, 2004
Saturday, June 24, 2006 

Current mood:  bouncy
I fail all of my exams and have to go back to resit next year lol
finished them all yesterday 3 in one day was such hard work and by the end of my 2 and a half hour media exam i was actually bored of writing and was really ready to go home.
So glad all the exams are out of the way now, and now i can relax for 2 months and forget about things until results come out!
I wore my uniform for the very last time yesterday...what a moment! haha
I just have to go back next week now and give all my textbooks (which i never used) back something to do while all my dudes are sunning it up in salou!

Laterz
Currently listening:
Singles
By Feeder
Release date: 18 May, 2006
Tuesday, June 13, 2006 

Current mood:  curious
Well i've got my first A-Level exam out of the way now, which is a relief,It was my Welsh. It was all going so well until i turned to the 2nd page and saw a task on healthy eating and obesity...considering i didn't even know the welsh word for obesity i mean what the hell was i supposed to write...i think healthy eating is a good idea because i know lots of fat people? I don't think so. In the end i ended up rambling on for about a page and a half about nothing...repeating myself.

On the brighter side, i think the 1st tast went ok. We had to learn the summary of 4 stories and luckily the one i knew the best i.e off by heart came up on the paper...1 question on a summary of the story, 1 on the techniques used in a extract and then you had to write your own story about a time your felt lonely...it even said fucking "unig" on the paper but little miss retard here was a having a dull half hour and realised when she got home (and the exam had finished) she had written the wrong word for lonely all the way through the story! Marvellous...so i think its fair to say i failed that particular part, although perhaps the other things i wrote will gain me some marks...

Other than those little snags it went ok but i'm so glad its over with...i threw all my CA5 stuff away as soon as i got home.Never wanna see a story about a fat bloke eating his mother cos he ran out of food ever again!!!

Just gotta get 2 Media, 3 History and another Welsh paper out of the way now and then its over!!! Just 11 days to do and then...bliss...
Tuesday, February 07, 2006 
Wooohooo so I finally got to do my driving test and managed to pass 1st time wooop woop! February 3rd 2006 Fiona Lapham was let loose on the roads without L plates lol! I was so chuft when the examiner told me i passed. I had 7 minors but i don't care cos i passed i passed!!
Had to do a reverse round the corner which i was dreading but fortunatly i did it faultlessly!! GET ME! hehe!
Saturday, December 03, 2005 

Got two letters this morning from Newport Uni, one i've been waiting for for the past 6 weeks and both the courses i've applied for have asked me to go for an interview on the 14th December. My brother has been critasising that i wanna go to Newport Uni but i just told him to piss off lol. I'm really nervous cos i'm no use at all when it comes to interviews and i'm worried that my portfolio is a load of crap and not what they want at all! Gonna have to get some advise from Mr Rees me thinks! I really hope i don't blow my opportunity cos i really really wanna study in Newport. PLEASE GOD DON'T LET ME SCREW IT UP!!!

Thursday, September 15, 2005 
About You:
1 - Full Name: Fiona Joanna Lapham
2 - Nick name: Fi, Flappy, Flo Jo etc..
3 - birthday: 23rd February
4 - place of birth: Royal Gwent Hospital, Newport.
5 - zodiac sign: Pieces (which i can never spell)
6 - male or female: Female.
7 - school: Caldicot Comp
8 - occupation: Student.
9 - residence: My House
10 - screen name: [  Fi  ] .:. That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball! .:.

Appearance:
11 - hair color: Ginger with blonde highlights
12 - hair length: Longish
13 - eye color: Blue
14 - height: 5"
15 - braces: Not anymore wooooo!
16 - glasses: No
17 - piercings: None
18 - tattoos: None (my parents would disown me!)
19 - righty or lefty: Righty

Favorites:
20 - movie: Back To The Future
21 - tv show: Friends, Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere
22 - color: Red
23 - band: Busted, Green Day Killers, Razorlight.
24 - song: Hey Jude - The Beatles
25 - food: Sausage and Chips
26 - drink: Lemon Fanta
27 - candy: Cola Kubes!
28 - sport: Rugby
29 - brand of clothing: Quiksilver / Animal
30 - school subject: Media
31 - animal: Cat / Rabbit 
32 - book: Don't have one!
33 - magazine: Q

Currently:
34 - eating: Nothing.
35 - drinking: Nothing.
36 - online: If i wasn't i wouldn't be writing this would i?
37 - thinking about: What i should do at uni
38 - wanting: Food.
39 - watching: The computer screen
40 - listening to: McFly - She Falls Asleep
41 - wearing: Brown crop trousers and Goonies T-Shirt

Future:
42 - want kids: Maybe
43 - get married: Yeah.
44 - careers in mind: Anything in the Media Industry

Opposite Sex:
45 - cute or sexy: Cute.
46 - lips or eyes: Eyes.
47 - hugs or kisses: Hugs
48 - short or tall: Average
49 - romantic or spontaneous: Both.
50 - fatty or skinny: Average.
51 - sensitive/loud: Both really.
52 - hook up/relationship: Relationship.
53 - sweet or caring: Both.

Have You Ever:
54 - kissed a stranger: No.
55 - smoked: No.
56 - ran away from home: No.
57 - broken a bone: No.
58 - got an xray: No.
59 - broke someones heart: Not that i'm aware!.
60 - turned someone down: No.
61 - cried when someone died: Yes.
62 - cried at school: Yes.

Do You Believe In...
63 - God: Not really no
64 - miracles: No.
65 - love at first sight: Dunno
66 - ghosts: No.
67 - aliens: No.
68 - soul mates: Yeah.
69 - heaven: Nope.
70 - hell: Nope.
71 - kissing on the first date: Yeah.
72 - horoscopes: Not usually

Answer Truthfully:
73 - is there someone you want?: Yes to go to the new inn and spy on the really fit dude that works there!!! He's called Richard and I love him! hahaha!