A freind of mine Sam Winkles posted this blog and I thought the sarcasm was so great that I had to post it here.

Why it's hard to be a pimp

While watching the academy awards this past Sunday, the song "It's Hard out Here to be a Pimp" won an oscar. I'm so glad America is finally recognizing the struggles of pimps. I mean, how would you like it if some two-timing ho was holding out on you? You know, giving you crap about how she has five kids to feed so she can't pay up. I can't even imagine the difficulty of riding around in a velvet-interior caddie with a wicked sound system, dealing out ho after ho like a game of blackjack. Oh, and then there's whitey to deal with. How is a pimp supposed to make an honest living with all those cracker cops just waiting to bust out his gold teeth? Wake up America, the time is a quarter past "make me a sandwich %$&@*" and pimps are in.

Happiness came to me today first with breakfast.  Four eggs and two peices of toast with grape jelly on them.  My heart sang a melodious song of the blessed.  An by and by I did too eat them, and they were good.  Then I entered the outdoors and the weather was as it is sometimes when I have been walleye fishing by a beautiful shore, and it was a grand time.  Then 4 o'clock came and I said, me-o-my work is already over!  And headed into the sweet by and by.

I was just listening to Queen, yes Queen.  I know that they are from the 80's but I do enjoy their music.  Which led me to think of the song 'Quart in session' by NoFx and how it talks about drinking a lot.  Well, maybe I should drink a lot, it seems to trade a bunch of problems and turn them into one problem, alcoholism.  Here is the great thing about alcoholism, you give someone alcohol and lots of it and their other problems go away for the time being.  So if you continuously drink, then they will stay away for as long as you keep drinking.  It is a simple miracle sure for a many people out there.  I don't have lots of problems right now, but if I do, I definately will have to start drinking.

well what can I say except early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.  Meaning that the early bird gets the worm, and an apple a day keeps the doctor away.  However, two are better than one.  In that many hands make light work.  But also remember that a chain is only as strong as its weakest link.  These are just a few words to live by.  And that, my friends, is as good as gold.

Well, I just had a great time sitting for about a half of an hour in the sun that was shining through the window. And every part of my body that the sun was touching was in the moment of relaxation.  Which then made me want to be a cat.  Preferrably a male cat because I am a male human (pretend that I said human like an alien on star trek with the 'a' sounding like an 'ahh').  But, I would not want to be zach's cat because he would throw me down the stairs and into the couch to watch how I landed.  All I am saying is that all I want to do as a cat is sit in the sun and purr, and move when the sun changes positions on me, and then I want to run away when people try to pet me, and walk around peoples legs when they are trying to get work done.

I find it interesting that I have no categories.  Can you categorize me, or my blogs?  No.  Why?  because I said so, and I refuse to answer any questions on the matter.  And, judging from my harsh critic, I will have some questions anyway.  Will I answer them?  See 33 words ahead of the first 33.  I think by categorizing my blogs I would be labelling them, and we all know what labelling does.  It categorizes people.  Don't question my logic.  Well I guess that my bit of truth for today.

well, I decided to blog again and I am going to be the first one to comment on this blog too.  I think I will make this blog about people.  Hmmmm,  maybe not, I think I will make it on.. oh ok.  Here it is, I'm going to complain now, I just had to find something to complain about.  Why is there a movie section on every single one of these online profile things and not a video game section.  I mean lots of people play video games too!  Anyway, I decided a long time ago that I would put video games in the movie section instead of movies.  AND I'm not going to put any movies in anywhere!  Ha!  I hope that teaches everyone, and I MEAN EVERYONE, a lesson, especially that TOM guy.  sheesh.

This is my firstest blog, and I hope that someone reads it.  I have gotten a message from Angela, Ryan, and Joe so far, and I hope that I get many more in the future.  Other than that I have no deep spiritual/unspiritual insights as of yet.  That will change in the future considering my massive cranium and extraneous mental ability.  Also, I can control my own thoughts.