OH MY FREAKING CRAP. This video is 321651635846X better than the Candy Mountain video! AHAHAHAAAAAAA!

The wonderful words of my dear sister Stephanie. She told me I had to make this blog, so here goessss. Be prepared to laugh. :)

I had to cook MY grilled cheese sandwich ALL by myself. WHAT is wrong with this picture?

Forget this! I have eHarmony.

INVENTION!

I love to rhyme!

He was the cheese to my macaroni. No, actually, he was the milk and butter. Because you can't have macaroni and cheese without the milk and butter, otherwise it's lumpy and gross.

If they're gonna kill me, they're gonna kill you, too! I'm not going alone!

Oh! That fork smelled RUDE. SMELL THE FORK, RACHEL!

I don't know what it is about McDonalds. They feel like they need to put the whole fuckin' bag of lettuce on your sandwich.

If farts weren't invisible, what would they look like?

The bad thing about farts is they follow. Why? Why? WHY? The world would be a better place if your farts just stayed where they were. But NO. They have to follow you.

You have friends? Your family must SUCK.

I love you like skinny girls love laxatives.

There's plenty more to come, trust me! :)

Lately I've been thinking alot about life.. and I've been asking myself questions. "What is the point of it all?" "Why are we here?" "What are we chasing?" I watch people doing everyday things, going to the store, stopping by the bank, grabbing a bite to eat, enjoying time with their family. There are so many things we do everyday. My big question is..Why?

I've thought about it alot, and have realized that there is no one answer. These aren't questions that will be the same for everyone. They will interpret and answer them differently. Always. Some people will say their family. Others will say their job, or friends. Whatever it may be, it's always something that keeps us striving to be our best. We all have a reason on this earth, what mine is I can't say. I don't think any of us can, and I think very little of us ever will know. So, in the end, it doesn't matter how hard I try to think of a universal answer. There isn't one. All I can do is find the answer that suits me.

What would it be, you say?

What keeps me going is my family and friends. I love them more than I could ever explain. They are my world, and I'm very thankful I have such wonderful people in my life at this moment. I believe what we are chasing is love and happiness, in any shape or form. Some may be out there seeking a lover, their "better half". Some may want more affection from their family, whether it be you parents, aunts, uncles, brothers, or sisters. I also believe that you can't go through life with regrets. Everything you did is what you wanted at the time, so don't be ashamed. You have to leave the past behind you. Sure, you can look back now and then, just don't dwell on things you wish you could change. My last piece of advice would be, out of everything I've said, the simplest. Live, laugh and love. I know, it sounds cliche, but its so true, and it holds alot of meaning. I try to remember that every day when I wake up and every night before I go to sleep. That's all for now, thanks for taking time to read all of this.

--Rachel

edit: I guess it's best not to over-analyze things. Like hieu said, life isn't really something that should be figured out..we should just live and let live..and I think I've just realized that for myself..Thank you, Hieu.
Ok, that really is it..for now

[Sorry if this is a bit jumbled, I'm not the best at putting my thoughts in writing.]