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The security guard in the video...

The big black one and the cop from the audition followed me to get my paper work from the audition.  They were following me and the security guard stated that he was going to tackle me and wrestle me to get my paper work from me.  So, I jogged away from them and they chased so, now I have a security guard and a Phx. police officer chasing after me.  Quickly another officer takes chase.  Now, I have two cops and security guard after me.
The security guard said "you can't out run me your too fat."  So, I yelled he's getting racial."  Then I heard the cop behind me radio to the one in front of me that they were after me.  So, I yelled to the cop " Police... Help Police... I'm being chased by the  Police.
Knowing I was swarmed by a total of 4 cops and a security guard I stopped and put my hands behind my back...handcuff  Me " I'm not resisting I'm a comic I was doing my own dance" 

I was then searched and they kept asking what I was on because, I was talking so fast I said because I was "Being threatened by the security guard andchased by cops... "wouldn't u be talking fast" I said to the pleasently plump officer He said "no"  I said " do u run?"  I guess we're different people.  Long story short I got the paper work taken from me and trespassed for a week.  The officer stated that " You can't go to the CIvic Center for the Synphony"  I said " I like the Synphony... Just Kidding I don't.

Thank you, So You Think You Can Dance, Dad, all the auditioners, Phx Police and Security.  My day was crazy.
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Crazy Shiitee
I went to the So You Think You Can Dance audition in Phx. Friday  to show the World or Just America that I truley can dance and enviel my new style of dancing called FlopHop.  My dad and I went down to the audition at 8am until 6:30pm. 

I met a ton of really cool people, made some jokes and I stretched a lot. 
Split a pizza with my dad at lunch. Around 6pm dance time.
I was lined up #7 2nd to the last person to go in the entire audition before the call back people went.  I was asked to describe my style I stated " All styles "  .... English guy then said any "paticular song"  I replied "any I don't want to limit myself."  Girl number 1 said "Modern" To which English guy said " Why did you anwser for him are you married?"  To which I said "Not Yet".  Insert Laugh Track   

The 1st through 6th dancers went dancing their hearts out.  Then I heat Next.  It's my turn,I slide into action take the stage like  Ricky Henderson stealing home.  Then I hop up pull the bottle of Baby Oil I had in my pocket all day and start to spray a 3ft area in the back of the Polyester Wax covered stage that combo made the stage cold as ice or at least as slippery.  I then begin to balance and slide / fall.  I fell about 6 to 7 times when I hear the Security yelling " GET ON THE CARPET" which by the way was about a foot away.

I was the lifted off the stage by 3 security guards a GENTLY escorted out of the building grabing my paper work before I left.  My dad started filming and here is a link to the video.http://www.youtube.com/user/JimHolland8

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