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December 15, 2009 - Tuesday
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Current mood:naughty
Category: Parties and Nightlife
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town, people were hurried, all rushing around. Decorations were hung on the street lamps with care in hopes that no drunks would urinate there. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of rebels danced in their heads; The adults were all settled, PBR in hand. Listening to tunes on the stereo so grand. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tripped over the dog to form a large gash.
. With blood flowing freely I moan in pain, The alcohol buzz fading as I claim my distain. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Reminded me that I still had some strong blo. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, 8 baying hounds and a keg full of beer. It was placed in the back of my large 4x4 truck, Standing nearby a surly man who didn't give a fuck. He hollored and stammered like a drunken bafoon, Screaming, bombed after leaving downtown's saloon. More rapid than eagles his curses they came, He whistled, shouted, and called hounds by name; "Now, Thrasher! now, JD! now, Mary Jane and Mixer! On, Whiskey! on Hash! on, Eggnog and Elixer! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now chase away! chase away! chase away all!" So onto the porch, the dogs did fly, chasing the cats, with a howling cry. One under the porch and one on the roof, It was then that I grabbed a bottle of 141% proof. I stumbled downstairs and flung open the door, The old guy in the yard kept yelling some more. Out in the truck I spied the tap glistening, to old country tunes I was loudly listening. As I got a beer he approached to sit, then to my wonder I exclaimed "Holy Shit!" Tall and gaunt, I recognized the face. The missing member, the Opry's disgrace. Hank Williams Sr. then stood at my side. My eyes tearing up, and glistening wide. I handed him my bottle, a long swig he took. He then turned away with a last piercing look. As I tipped my hat and took the last shot, He smiled, walked away and hollered, ""Forget Me Not".
Happy Hankmas!! Declared Ungovernable
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October 21, 2009 - Wednesday
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Category: Music
I thought it would be fun to post a log of the Hank III shows I've been to.
1. 9/15/02 w/Superjoint Ritual - :08 (eight seconds), Orlando, FL 2. March 2006 w/Assjack - Abbey Road, Gainesville, FL 3. 9/15/06 w/Assjack - Abbey Road, Gainesville, FL 4. 7/21/07 w/Assjack - Roxy on Sunset, Los Angeles, CA 5. 10/3/07 w/Assjack - Beta Bar, Tallehassee, FL 6. 10/5/07 w/Assjack - the Venue, Gainesville, FL 7. 10/30/07 w/Assjack - House of Blues, New Orleans, LA 8. 10/31/07 w/Assjack - Spanish Moon, Baton Rouge, LA 9. 11/4/07 w/Assjack - Club Firestone, Orlando, FL 10. 11/26/08 - Layla's Bluegrass Inn, Nashville, TN 11. 12/3/08 - Layla's Bluegrass Inn, Nashville, TN 12. 2/15/09 w/Assjack - House Of Blues, New Orleans, LA 13. 2/23/09 w/Assjack - The Marquee, Tempe, AZ 14. 2/27/09 w/Assjack - The Roxy, Los Angeles, CA 15. 2/28/09 w/Assjack - Grand Ballroom, San Fran, CA 16. 6/10/09 - The Factory, Franklin, TN 17. 6/16/09 w/Assjack - Headliners, Louisville, KY 18. 6/17/09 w/Assjack - Bogarts, Cincinatti, OH 19. 7/11/09 w/Assjack - Club Firestone, Orlando, FL 20. 7/12/09 w/Assjack - Freebird, Jacksonville Beach, FL 21. 7/14/09 w/Assjack - The Orange Peel, Asheville, NC 22. 7/15/09 w/Assjack - The Valarium, Knoxville, TN (legendary 5 hr show) 23. 10/10/09 - Country Music Hall Of Fame, Nashville, TN 24. 11/2/09 w.Assjack - Southbound, Knoxville, TN 25. 11/23/09 w/Assjack - The Cannery, Nashville, TN 26. 12/16/09 - Layla's Bluegrass Inn, Nashville, TN
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October 15, 2009 - Thursday
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Current mood:  blessed
Category: Music
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May 8, 2009 - Friday
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Category: Music
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April 4, 2009 - Saturday
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Category: Music
I signed on March 10, 2007 as 6641. So I beg of you, please do the following: ** SIGN THE PETITION** then 1. Copy and paste this link: http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/reinstate-hank-williams.html into an email asking your friends and loved ones to sign it, then email it to everyone in your address book. 2. Copy and paste the link into a bulletin and send it to everyone on myspace 3. Take that same information and post a note on your blog(s) 4. Grab your granny and site her ass in front of the computer and make her sign the petition or refuse to blender her dinner....
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December 15, 2008 - Monday
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Category: Life
To all my friends -
I adore you and love you. So much so that I refuse to post shitty pics of you. So why can't you all do the same for me? I fucking hate it when I go online and see this shit. It doesn't make me feel any better about myself, no matter how much you love me or want to show your hot pic off that happens to have my fat ass in it.
If I am photographed with any of the following it in, don't post it: 1) a double chin 2) messed up hair 3) you can see up my nose 4) I have a dumb ass look on my face thats more crappy than funny
Also if you have a great pic of me but maybe my mid-section is less than flattering - crop that shit or don't post it.
And another thing: If you take a gross photo, look at it after you take it, don't tell me it's great but take another. Help a cracker out please or I refuse to be photographed until I'm 90 lbs and drunk. We all know I can drink like a fish and maybe my cremated remains will weigh 90 lbs, either way it will be awhile... And by all means if you want to be a shithead and post this shit, DON'T TAG THE PHOTO.
GET THE FUCKIN' POINT?
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October 13, 2008 - Monday
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Current mood:spooky
Category: Music
That's right! Halloween is the perfect time for us to be seen in force, throughout the USA. People are used to being solicited on Halloween and you never know who may be interested. We can make a difference but we need to be creative...You can help this and here's how: TRICK OR TREATING1. Visit http://www.reinstatehank.org. Print the petition and buy a shirt. 2. On Halloween, wear your shirt, carry your petition and while trick or treating, talk to people about the movement. 3. Put flyers in adult treat bags! After all, many parents come to the door and why not hand them info? AT PARTIES1. Halloween parties are big events for alot of Americans... show your rebel pride by having the petition and flyers available at the food table at your Halloween party. 2. Ask hosts of other parties if you can bring your petition and flyers to their parties. 3. Hang reinstate posters by the keg!!! Everyone will see it. Have your petition close! COSTUMINGThis year, hang up the hooker costumes and go as Hank Sr. Men and women can have fun with this one... how bout going as a couple - Hank & Audrey or as a group of Hanks... again, be creative and get the word out. CONCERTS AND SHOWS1. Wear your reinstate Hank shirts to the shows. 2. With a little tape, hang a flyer in the restroom. 3. Tape a flyer to your car window so others will see it. Better yet, support the cause and buy a bumper sticker at reinstatehank.org Don't forget that printable flyers are available at reinstatehank.org and churchofhank.com. Pass them out too! And carve a Hank Pumpkin!!!
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August 4, 2008 - Monday
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Current mood:frisky
Category: Parties and Nightlife
Hank's Angels have come up with recipes for our brand of a Mississippi Mud drinks for you to enjoy while you get drunk with your Country Heros.
Follow directions: 1. Chill alcohol before serving. 2. Add these ingredients in this order and adjust portions to personal taste. 3. Drop it down your throat and enjoy...
Mississippi Mud 1/2 oz. Patron XO Cafe (Expresso Tequila) 1/2 oz. Irish Creme
Mississippi Mudslide 3/4 oz. Patron XO Cafe (Expresso Tequila) 1/4 oz. Milk or Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino
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July 22, 2008 - Tuesday
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Current mood:spanklicious
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
I wish!!! But here goes anyway....
So I dose off for a nap last night and end up having the funniest dream...
I'm at an Hank III after show party at someones house god knows where. My friend and fellow Hank Angel Courtney was there too. We were waiting to chat with III and finally he had unwound enough to sit for a spell. At this point the boys were all passing out on the couches and getting the house closed up for the night.
So III asks me to come sit and chat. He is in a reclined position, lying horizontal on the couch. I sit down and his head is nearly in my lap. Right then my stomach rumbles and he says, "Did you just fart?". So I respond with a mortified "No" and he says, "Did I?" and we start laughing. Then I woke up...
What the fuck was that? maybe I'll get some kinky sex outta him in the next one. hahahahaha I thought it was funny anyway and had to share....
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April 9, 2008 - Wednesday
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Current mood:bitch rant
Category: Life
1. Girls from Lakeland, FL who beat another girl should be strung out and beaten themselves. These girls are obviously problem children and their parents do not seem to be much better. I hope these kids get theirs. Afterall, who’s dumb enough to give an ass beating and record it on tape? The problem is that the beatings and rapes that most of these juvi offenders will endure while in our jail system will not make them better individuals.
2. Serial Killers - every year we get at least one serial killer in Daytona Beach. EVERY YEAR! Usually they kill prostitutes and these women are not attractive in any manner, many of them with aids. In fact, there are not many attractive people wandering around Daytona in general so you can imagine the hookers. So I pose this question: Have the serial killers become more like Daytona’s waste management system?
3. Bad tattoo artists - WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PEOPLE??? Lately I have seen some of the worst artwork being inked on people and the images being posted as portfolio pieces online. I am so sick of looking at it and I just want to cry for these people who are scarred by these “artists”. Just because someone can draw doesn’t mean they can translate the image to a good tattoo.
Example:

Remember: THIS SHIT IS PERMANENT!!!!!!!!!
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