Body: Okay, so here's the deal, find out how you will be arrested, the google way. Go to

google, type "(your name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for.

Remember to use the quotations marks, or else it wont work. post the strangest one you find

on the first page.

Houston was arrested for being NUDE on the Beach.

Houston was arrested for burning the flag which was against the law in Texas

Houston was arrested for murder. And all I could think was, "this may prevent her from
reprising her role in Mad Max

Houston was arrested for unauthorized use of a motor

Houston was arrested for evading arrest with a motor

Houston was arrested for sandwich rage.

Houston was arrested for killing her 5 count 'em FIVE kids

Houston was arrested for leaving a hopeless women's bathroom line at a George Strait concert
to burst into the men's room

Houston was arrested for exposing himself in public. he spent six months in Oklahoma County

Houston was arrested for breaking Texas'S "homosexual conduct law

Houston was arrested for showing up at jail

Thanks to Gealach Tine

100 Questions revisited:

No rules this time. Answer how you want and please feel free to elaborate. The internet has turned us all into voyeurs. I aimed these at  "as an adult" answer.

01. Sent a naked picture of your self to someone you only knew online? yes
02. Painted a room instead of cleaning the walls? yes
03. Had a sexual relationship with a person of the same gender? no
04. Gotten a piercing or tattoo that you couldn't show? yes
05. Been caught dancing in front of the mirror naked? yes
06. Danced naked around a fire? yes
07. Borrowed money from someone with no intention of repaying it? yes
08. Given rides to someone you did not know? yes
09. Called in sick to work to do something that you did not want to admit to your boss? yes
10. Been in a fist fight? (Won/lost?) yes (both)
11. Ditched someone at a social function? yes
12. Skipped a birthday party because you couldn't afford a gift? yes
13. Gone to a party for free food? yes
14. Had sex in exchange for something? yes
15. Committed a felony? no
16. Been arrested? yes
17. Had an ongoing relationship with a "sex-buddy"? yes
18. Had sex with a stranger, and then was "introduced" to them at a later date? yes
19. Rented a hotel room just to have sex in? yes
20. Slept in a bed with a complete stranger? yes
21. Had sex while someone watched? yes
22. Watched some one getting undressed without their knowledge? yes
23. Watched someone having sex? yes
24. Watched someone having sex who did not know that you were watching? yes
25. Cheated on someone? yes
26. Been cheated on? yes
27. Lied to cover some else's cheating? yes
28. Had sex with an inanimate object? yes
29. Purchased porn? yes
30. Downloaded porn from the internet? yes
31. Made a home porn movie? no
32. Performed a sex act that was/is illegal where you were? yes
33. Dressed in drag?(Female or male) yes
34. Experimented with BDSM? yes
35. Fell for a cheesy line? yes
36. Used and a cheesy line and had it work? yes
37. Had post break up sex? yes
38. Had sex with someone you didn't want your friends to know about? yes
39. Had sex with some one who didn't want their friends to know? yes
40. Been caught having sex with anyone? yes
41. Stalked some one? no
42. Been stalked by some one? yes
43. Had sexual fantasies about a co-worker? yes
44. Had a job for less than a week? yes
45. Tried to get fired from a job on purpose? yes
46. Had sex at a work place? yes
47. Masturbated at work? no
48. Had sex at work while on the clock? yes
49. Let some one else take the blame for your mistakes at work? no
50. Accepted an assignment at work that you knew you were not qualified or skilled enough to do? yes
51. Made an advance on that co-worker and been turned down? yes
52. Taken credit for some one else's work? no
53. Taken a nap at work on purpose? yes
54. Stolen office supplies/equipment? yes
55. Snuck out of work early? yes
56. Used a "dead relative" excuse to get out of some thing? yes
57. Watched someone die? yes
58. Been to a funeral of some one you didn't know? yes
59. Snuck out of a funeral? yes
60. Went to a funeral of someone you did not like? yes
61. Spent time in a cemetery for fun? yes
62. Did something "inappropriate" on a grave site? Yes (this is a funny story, ask and I might tell it)
63. Stolen flowers from some one's grave to put on another grave? no
64. Considered suicide? no
65. Attempted suicide? no
66. Considered murder? yes
67. Shot any one with a gun? yes
68. Been shot? yes
69. Been bit by a snake? yes
70. Killed an animal on purpose? yes
71. Killed an animal accidentally? yes
72. Butchered an animal for food? yes
73. Eaten raw meat? yes
74. Eaten "taboo" food (dog, cat, horse, etc)? yes
75. Had to put your own pet to sleep? yes
76. Vandalized, sabotaged, or stolen something as part of a break up? yes
77. Hit a significant other during an argument? no
78. Been hit by a significant other during an argument? yes
79. Taken the road less traveled? yes
80. Watched the sun go down and rise in the same night? yes
81. Played in the rain. yes
82. Had a snowball fight as an adult with other adults? yes
83. Written your name in the snow? yes
84. Ran thru the snow in your underwear? yes
85. Swam naked in the ocean? yes
86. Participated in team sports? no
87. Wished you were good enough to play team sports? no
88. Experienced a hurricane/tornado/earthquake? yes
89. Been in a serious automobile accident? yes
90. Been in a flash flood? yes
91. Gotten lost and ended up in a neighborhood that scared you? no
92. Found a large sum of money on the ground ($50+) and returned it? no
93. Found a large sum of money on the ground ($50+) and simply kept it? yes
94. Tried to pull a prank on someone and it backfires, hurting someone? yes
95. Cut your initials in to wood/a tree? yes
96. Wrote you initials in wet cement? yes
97. Written a book/ short story? yes
98. Written a poem/song for someone? yes
99. Had a poem/song written about you? yes
100. Gotten tired of answering questions in an internet blog survey? yes

If you want add one question at the end and answer it yourself as well.

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Rule 1: You can only say yes or no.
Rule 2: You are NOT allowed to explain anything.
1. Taken a picture naked? Yes
2. Painted your room? Yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? No
4. Drove a car? Yes
5. Danced in front of your mirror? Yes
6. Have a crush? Yes
7. Been dumped? Yes
8. Stole money from a friend? yes
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes
10. Been in a fist fight? Yes
11. Snuck out of your house? Yes
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
13. Been arrested? yes
14. Made out with a stranger? Yes
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? Yes
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes
20. Seen someone die? Yes
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Kissed a picture? no
23. Slept in until 3? Yes
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yes
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
26. Made a snow angel? Yes
27. Played dress up? Yes
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes
29. Been lonely? Yes
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
31. Been to a club? Yes
32. Felt an earthquake? yes
33. Touched a snake? Yes
34. Ran a red light? Yes
35. Been suspended from school? Yes
36. Had detention? Yes
37. Been in a car accident? Yes
38. Hated the way you look? Yes
39. Witnessed a crime? Yes
40. Pole danced? no
41. Been lost? Yes
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? No
43. Felt like dying? Yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Yes
46. Sang karaoke? no

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
50. Kissed in the rain? Yes
51. Sang in the shower? Yes
52. Made love in a park? Yes
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Yes
54. Glued your hand to something? Yes
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? Yes
57. Been a cheerleader? no
58. Sat on a roof top? Yes
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Yes
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? no
61. Played chicken? Yes
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes
64. Broken a bone? Yes
65. Been easily amused? Yes
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Yes
67. Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
68. Cheated on a test? Yes
69. Forgotten someone's name? Yes
70. Slept naked? Yes
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? Yes

72 is missing

73. Blacked out from drinking? yes
74. Played a prank on someone? Yes
75. Gone to a late night movie? Yes
76. Made love to anything not human? no
77. Failed a class? Yes
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Yes
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? no                       
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? Yes
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? Yes
82. Thrown strange objects? Yes
83. Felt like killing someone? Yes
84. Felt like running away? Yes
85. Ran away? Yes
86. Did drugs? Yes
87. Had detention and not attend it? Yes
89. Made a parent cry? Yes
90. Cried over someone? Yes
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? Yes
92. Dated someone more than once? Yes
93. Had/Have a dog? Yes
95. Own an instrument? no
96. Been in a band? no
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? Yes
98. Broken a CD? Yes
99. Shot a gun? Yes
100. Had feelings for one of your best/good friends? Yes