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I have been pondering it, and thinking about it, and it's true. I am a wrestling snob. Not that it's a bad thing, I just know what I like. First off, I DESPISE "Sports Entertainment". If I want to be entertained while watching sports, I watch Sportscenter, like I always do, those boys are so darn witty! I just know what I like when it comes to ACTUAL WRESTLING. Which is why i watch indies, Ring of Honor and Japanese Wrestling on youtube. They are based moreson on athleticism and in-ring product, whereas WWE is so stagnant that they're waiting for something to bite them on the ass before they improve, if they want to improve. Also, don't call TNA competition, ok? They are in the spot WCW was in 2000, and when did WCW go out of business boys and girls? That would be 2001. I'm suprised that TNA is still around, to be quite honet. They're pushing WWE castoffs like Black Reign/Goldust, Christian (who I am a fan of, but will never be anything more than an upper-midcarder), Kurt Angle (who I hate to say, may be a couple eyars past his prime. Not to mention Kevin and Jeff Jarrett on tv. Well, Jarrett was when I was watching, from what I heard, he's taken a step back after his wife died. But even without Jarrett, we had to endure Pacman Jones. Let's not forget mismanaged talent. Samoa Joe should be leading that company upwards, but they won't get the nuts to put the belt on him. What happened to Ring of Honor when joe was champion? Oh, they sold out every fucking venue they went to, had classic matches, not to mention bring it up from a regional company to one of cult like proportions, like the original ECW. but with better wrestling and less hardcore.

Now that I mention Ring of Honor, wow, the last PPV just blew my mind away. it was, hands down, the best Pay Per View I have seen since probably Wrestlemania X-7, and that was 7 or 8 years ago people! Top to bottom, this was the best show, and it filled the entire 2 hours and was worth WELL MORE than the $15 I had to shell out to order it. Hell, the main event was worth it alone! Where else will you see a Doomsday Device (double team move where 1 member of the team has a member of the opposition on his shoulders, while the other member jumps from the top rope, hitting the opponent with a clothesline) THROUGH A 20 FOOT LADDER?!?!?!?! I almost jismed myself when I saw it and thinking about it gives me goosebumps. Give them time and they will rise to be a viable 2.

I spoke to a buddy of mine who came into town to see his mom. He stopped by and visited me at work,a nd it was the first time we talked in maybe 5 years or so. I was trying to put the company over to him and dispell any myths he heard about them. He did bring up an excellent point tho. The 1 flaw RoH has in thier PPV's is that they are taped a month or 2 in advance. You really can't create an atmosphere in the home watching something that you know is taped, you can read the spoilers, not to mention, RoH puts up teasers and clips on thier videowire on youtube. Nonetheless, I still shell out the money to see them because I believe in the product they put out and want to see them gain popularity, get mainstream coverage, maybe get a television deal. But, I think in 2008, they will need to do 2 things in my opinion.

1. You have 6 or 7 pay per views a year, try to have at least 1 or 2 live.

2. Have more shows in more cities. I think they can pull this off since they have workers under contracts now. They can come to Columbus, instead of passing us up for Dayton or Cleveland. They can go to old-time wrestling hotbeds like Atlanta, Kansas City, Houston, Dallas, and westward. They already do shows in England and Japan, why not the west coast or Mexico or Canada. I think they would go over huge in towns like Calgary, Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal. Plus, they have an influx of talent that can satisfy any fan.

If you like technical wrestling, you would appreciate "American Dragon" Bryan Danielson, Kevin Steen, Chris Hero or Tyler Black. If you like flippy floppy Lucha style, you have Jack Evans, El Generico, Rukkus, Jigsaw, Mike Quackenbush. If brawls are your style, you would like Necro Butcher. I'm leaving others out like Jimmy Jacobs, Claudio Castignoli, Austin Aries, Roderick Stong and many more. It is the promotion do jour (sp?) So, yeah... Support RoH!

Well, well well. If you're reading on a 13 inch Black and White rental monitor, you're seeing a new blog. I know I make empty promises of "Oh yeah, I'll post a new one in like a week or so" stuff. Yeah, but they are what they are, empty promises. Fact is, i lead a rather dull life. It consists mainly of work, sleep, and eating. Sometimes, not all 3. but this is the random, and I do mean random musings of what is going through my mind at this very moment. I have plans in store, but when I can actually gather the motivation of put said plans in motion, then they will be divulged.

Anyways.... The Red Sox won the World Series, yay! They re-signed Mike Lowell, Curt Schilling and Mike Timlin. They're trying to get Johan Santana ina  trade with the Twins, but I'm not sure if it's a good deal. Look at it from this perspective.. They already have a shitload of Starting Pitching. You have Beckett, Matsuzaka, Schilling, Bucholz, Lester, Wakefield (when he's healthy), Clement (when he's not practicing taking  a line drive to the head) Paplebon (if they elect him to start IF they re-sign Gagne). So, if my math is correct, that's EIGHT potential starters when you really need 5, MAYBE 6 if one gets hurt. They're proposing trading either Bucholz (who was a rookie last season AND pitched a no-hitter against Baltamore) or Jacoby Ellsbury who came up HUGE in the late season/post season surge. They would give one or the other up to have a pitcher for one season, because let's face it. if Santana goes to Boston, it'll only be for 1 year, then he goes free agent. And, i bet the Steinbrenners would LOVE to shell out a shitload of money for him, as would Boston. So, wait  year because Schilling has MAYBE 1 year left, go after Santana after the conclusion of next season and shell out the extra $4 million a year for him. Simple, solved. Plus, you keep the young nucleus of your team in tact.

NEXT! The Pats are still undefeated, but they have scared me a couple times. but, in all honesty, you need to win the close ones. If you win every game by 25 points, you could slip easilly in the post-season, which brings us to...

OSU IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME! yes, we had the hiccup against Illonois which I thought would kill our chances, but luckily, this has been the nightmare year for the BCS. Should OSU been granted the 1 ranking? Of course, and that's just not my bias saying that. Although, i do think LSU shouldn't have been the 2, as it should have been Georgia. Before last Saturday, Missouri was 1, West Virginia was 2, OSU 3 and Georgia 4. 1 and 2 lose, so that should make 3 and 4 the defacto 1 and 2 respectively. But, no, Les Miles did some major cocksucking but beating a WEAK Tennesee team with 3 losses going into said game, yet somehow managaed a top 25 ranking, fuck they 4 times and somehow are still in the top 25. Fuck it, Big Beanie will run all over the overrated LSU defense. Let's just hope that someone doesn't jump on his on the first play of the game ala Roy Hall jumping on Ted Ginn Jr after he ran the opening kickoff back for a TD.

Now, onto the workside. It's progressively getting better. I'm starting to get my motivation back to bust ass like I used to. Which is good, because, I lost all motivation when we had the old store manager. I was complacent, realistic (when I was being called negative) and overall, a bad cookie monster. But, we seemingly have a good management team in place and hopefully business will keep coming back the way it has. We're hitting projections, morale is up and so is workrate. I just have to be able to believe in myself and my co-workers again, to keep up my end of the bargain..

Homelife: quiet, me like quiet. it helps me sleep, and if I sleep, I am happy. Then that puts me ina  better mood for when I go to work.

Fucking snow. God damn man. It's the first full week of December and we're getting our asses kicked in snow. Good god almighty. Thank tesh I take the bus to work, because I would hate to have to trudge in this shit. That's all that's in my head at the moment. I think I am off to bed bitches, got a busy night of work ahead of me, I think. peace, bitches...

Ok, the last time I checked, which was a few minutes ago, I could have sworn I was of the male persuasion. So, it bugs me, nay, it completely bothers me that I keep getting e-mail's telling me that I can increase my bustline by 2 cup sizes. Sure, they can use definition, but, I don't need to increase 2 cup sizes. Now, granted, I may have the largest arms in the world, but I don't need the biggest tits in the world. It would amlost be like being built like a pro wrestler or American Gladiator with Dolly Parton bewbs.

Now, since I mentioned American Gladiators...see the segway, like that? I did to. I was reading some stuff last night, because in my youth, i was hooked on that show. Recently, they started playing old episodes on ESPN Classic, much to my delight. So, you can only imagine my sheer exuberance when I read that NBC Universal is going to do a complete re-launch of the show in the beginning of 2008. Keeping tru to the show, they will have some of the original games on the show. IE Powerball, The Wall, Hang Tough and Assault. The only thing that has me leary of the show is that they (NBC) will make it like a reality show, with drama elements to make it more appealing to the casual fan. To that, I say this. The casual fan will flip through the channels and maybe watch for 5 minutes. It's like pro wrestling in the sense, that you will see jacked up gladiators manhandling contestants. It is up to the casual fan to decide if they want to watch it based on that merit. If you have staged drama, then it will come off just as that, staged. If it is staged and contrived, it will appear cheesy and that will not attract the common casual fan. Obviously, since they show ran in the late 80's into the early 90's, they obviously can't have the same Gladiators pwn1n6 the contestants, which is understandable. Maybe they can get some of the suspended/released WWE performers to do the show. Because (1) The have the physique, (2) If you want drama, they have the character and charism to pull it off, and (3) obviously being a performer of that caliber, they are somewhat athletic. Although, I would like to see some of the old gladiators appear on the show kinda like in a "Where Are They Now?" segment or hell, even have on of the older Gladiators as coaches and commentators...Just my opinion. According to what I read, they are pulling hard to get Mike Adamle to be the host, which would be good because he was the face and voice of American Gladiators, AND he is still an employee of NBC. There is also rumour that Joe "Keep Lawrence taylor away from me "Theisman will be the color commentator. Which I guess I have no problem with because he was the original commentator with Adamle. Although, I do think Nitro would be a  better commentator because of his expirience..maybe Nitor can be the referee. he would know what to look for. Who knows. I hope the re-launch works..

Just some random things that have floating about in my head.. Figured i should just have a mind spew and get it out already. In no particular order, I WANT....

1. To start an ethnic haircare store specialising in African haridos...in Montana, Idaho or Utah..

2. To move to the middle East, work in a corner store, and/or drive a cab and claim to be a medical student, all while speaking in my native language..much to the dismay or said customer..

3. To start a band, name it Baby Seal, and then have the fan club be called "Club Baby Seal"

4. To go to an airport wearing a nice black suit, white shirt, black tie with matching suit jacket. Then wear an earpiece, and a watch. Then, I shall walk around said airport talking into my watch, saying things of the nature of "Roger that, The eagle is swooping in on his prey...damn civilian in the way, abort." Then go, "Civilian is out of path of target, Operation Terror Sweep commence, moving in." Then, just run and beat the living shit out of some random person and get cheered for it. It would make for an interesting bar story, plus, imagine what the dude who got his ass kicked would think. "Man, I just got off my flight, already a shitty day, and now I got my ass kicked by some random person, and they fucking cheered him. WTF MATE?!"

4. To have a dog, name him stain and whenever said dog is outside, go out and scream "CUM STAINS" and catch the reaction of said neighbours...perferibly the older bible beater type. It should mesh in well..

5. Go hunting for Elvis..seriously

6. This idea I've had since high school. I think it's stilla  kickass idea.. To make a movie entitled "The Many Deaths of Bon Jovi"...and have it star Kevin Bacon, since he's in every fucking movie known to man as it is. Why not make his final film a "bag" up job.

7. To have a fish and name it "Chickenhead"

8. To have a cat and name it "Fishguts"

9. To sneak over the border into Mexico and work either as a dishwasher or on a construction crew.

10. Move to Vietnam and open a nail shop and only hire Americans

11. This idea will plausibly work.. To gather all the "sheeple" (if you don't know what a sheeple is, look it up, you might be one) ignorant people, the Bush family and flatout dumbasses, put them ona  boat and lace it with explosives, and said boat detonate in the middle of the Ocean...

12. The same we try to do everynight, Pinky.. try to take over teh wurld!!11!!!11!!!oneoneoneone!!

13. Start my own militia of midgets..this idea goes with above idea

14. Start an occult...again, along with the previous 2 ideas

15. Reiterate the right to follow your own religion without forcing on some people. Not everyone wants to be a Christian, Catholic, Hebrew, Muslim, etc.. Some people want to follow thier own path..

16. Go back in time, like in "Back To the Future" and warn MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice of what thier life will be like in 1995 on

That's it for now... If some more random stuff pops in my head, I might post them if i'm not feeling lazy...peace out bitches..